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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’ve heard a lot of people question the toughness of FBI agents, but those dudes are fucking animals

stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Me: So if the Hulk eats lunch and then a while later turns back into Dr Banner, does Banner now have a giant Hulk-size poo inside him? Interviewer: I meant do you have any questions about the job

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

*Spider-man covers Green Goblin in webs* Goblin: oh gross you got it in my mouth wait… what is that weird taste Spider-man: I… I had pineapple at lunch

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Ahh I love… *scritch scratch* the smell of your… *scratch* perfume are you picking at my neck?

Photo from the movie Wicker with a man made of wicker and a woman

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Fuck you, my heart will go on ~ Rage Against The Celine

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Pretty sure I know who’s winning the Taylor Farms peace prize this year

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I preordered the 2027 road atlas.

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Every time I see someone post “IYKYK” I read it as Goofy laughing

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

My friend and I have become pretty good at stealing sea birds from the beach. Not together though. We take terns.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

you wanna grab a salad and go back to my place for some diarrhea

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Her: Why did you eat half of this tray of brownies I had made for the party tonight? Me: Her: Me: So you want Iran to have nukes

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Texting my boss from Chili’s why my lunch break is going on 3 hours:

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I used to be married to an active, vibrant, happy young woman who decided one day to hang a bird feeder in the back yard, and now I’m married to a glassy-eyed, unwashed maniac that stands at the kitchen window all day screaming at squirrels.

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Pretty excited to see The Odyssey. I hear it’s a remake loosely based on Oh Brother Where Art Thou.

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Eating ass like its corn on the cob

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Whatcha want for dinner, step bro?

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

In early 1500s. Peru, the indigenous people were trying to fight off the Spanish invasion. There were members of the tribe that had made secret alliances with the invaders and these people were given a name. Inca Hoots

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Lion All Messy or whatever idk I don’t watch soccer

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

GOP Mad-Libs: I just spoke to [dead senator] for roughly [just say 20 minutes] and we talked about [verb], [historical event], and [plural noun]. He says he’s [adjective] and [adjective] to return to the senate.

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

If you wanna be a doctor, go to medical school if you wanna be a spin doctor, just go ahead now

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Jesus and Custer relentlessly arguing if it’s Cavalry or Calvary like it’s a hill they’re both willing to die on

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

BALLS MEET EGGPLANT

A packaged food item labeled "Eggplant Meet Balls" with a price tag and barcode.

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

When I say Happy Pride, I’m not referring to the “Christian dad” that screams “one man one woman”. I’m talking to his secret boyfriend.

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Broadband? Do… do you mean like the bangles?

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Younger generations don’t know that drive-thrus used to have an additional menu board so that you could make your decisions in line before reaching the anxiety of the speaker. The world used to care about us and that’s the issue that gets my vote.

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

That’s twice it’s ended a team’s season

Hockey game. “Body slam. Manson and Kolizark.
Covid down low. They score.”

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

[HGTV] “We feel blessed to have been able to renovate this small beachside bungalow so it can be a home for some deserving family. We think we can go to market at $1.5 million”

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

STUDENT TEACHER: okay class, who knows what an oxymoron is KID: you’re an oxymoron STUDENT TEACHER: well yes technically that is correct

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Update on the new house: we just laid the footer

Cement block with shoes poking out at ya

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

It’s annoying they couldn’t space these 3 words properly

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 12/05/2023

return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 30/09/2023

“Yep,” I nod, hitching up my plumber jeans, “you got yourself a damned toilet ghost.”

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

[date] her: I’m a librarian me: lol astrology isn’t real

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

Matt LeBlanc is short for his real name, Mattress le Blanket.

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I haven’t trusted Elizabeth Warren since she bankrupted the Trump Taj Mahal in 1991

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

[restaurant] DATE: I’ll have the chicken. WAITER: And you, sir? ME: The steak. Aren’t you going to write our orders down? WAITER: No, I have a great memory. ME: Prove it. WAITER: The blonde you came in with last Wednesday was much hotter. DATE: Hey! ME: No, he’s right.

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I talked to 10 former presidents and they all said they’d be super jealous if Trump went to see the Titanic in a sub

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

[overheard at the garden center] Woman: Oh look, there’s a sale on perennials Elderly Mother: honey, perennials mean nothing to someone my age

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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

[Partway through Band Of Brothers episode] FRIEND: Isn’t this show amazing? ME: *disappointed, in my Hanson t-shirt* yeah it’s cool I guess

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

*watching my a.i. robot dog using its wifi to steal a passerby’s personal information* haha, it’s okay, he’s friendly.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2023

[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026