dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 6hAnthropic's IPO filing apparently warns investors that advanced AI could pose “catastrophic or existential risks to humanity,” which is a great sales approach and also, coincidentally, the exact phrase I was told when I brought home this guy. 942450
Reposted by dave wagnerMike LePard @mikelepard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“I’ll just write it all down so you don’t forget next time.” 1897
Reposted by dave wagnerdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026new research reports that cats vocalize more when greeting male owners. researchers suggest that this is because cats have apparently learned that men require additional explanation when provided with basic communication. I don't like the idea that cats are judging me this accurately. 30873110
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026new research reports that cats vocalize more when greeting male owners. researchers suggest that this is because cats have apparently learned that men require additional explanation when provided with basic communication. I don't like the idea that cats are judging me this accurately. 30873110
Reposted by dave wagnerdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026President Chancleta receives word that the war is going exactly according to his plan. he finds this extremely concerning, because he did not have a plan. he has been briefed on the situation and would like to know why nobody prevented the things he personally ordered. 1257045
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026President Chancleta receives word that the war is going exactly according to his plan. he finds this extremely concerning, because he did not have a plan. he has been briefed on the situation and would like to know why nobody prevented the things he personally ordered. 1257045
Reposted by dave wagnerdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026a poll of cat owners in the UK found that 27% of cat owners suspect their cats of having a secret second family. 16% say they know it is happening. 13% of the households receiving visits have given the visiting cat another name. unbelievable. these uk cats are just out there living double lives. 3132229
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026a poll of cat owners in the UK found that 27% of cat owners suspect their cats of having a secret second family. 16% say they know it is happening. 13% of the households receiving visits have given the visiting cat another name. unbelievable. these uk cats are just out there living double lives. 3132229
Reposted by dave wagnerYSUBassoon @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A community cat will give you directions if you're lost. A community cat will loan you a cup of sugar. A community cat will bring you soup if they hear you're sick or a casserole if you're grieving. A community cat will help you cross the street if you need it. 11106
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the Kerrville City Council in TX officially replaced the term “community cat” with “feral cat” in its animal code last night. outrageous. offensive. a feral cat sounds like an outsider. a criminal. a community cat is your neighbor. a community cat will help you change your tire. language matters. 2755063
Reposted by dave wagnerderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Enjoyed this article about the growing number of men adopting cats, bucking gender stereotypes. Apparently Mamdani is allergic to cats, but has been getting allergy shots because his wife wants to adopt one. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/s...nytimes.comDave Franco, Jordan Poole and Other Everyday Cat Dads Are Redefining Gender Stereotypes (Gift Article)We’re living in the age of the “cat dad” and he’s being used to sell premium cat products and talk about healthy masculinity. 2405456558
Reposted by dave wagnerdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a company has created a cat feeder that uses AI to recognize individual cats and supposedly can refuse to let them steal food from their cat colleagues. needless to say, cat unions are outraged. a full boycott and energetic protests are already underway. 2646637
Reposted by dave wagnerBusty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“I don’t know who that Sandal guy is, but he sounds cool and you should give me some food, and he should get some more too.” 31399
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026a company has created a cat feeder that uses AI to recognize individual cats and supposedly can refuse to let them steal food from their cat colleagues. needless to say, cat unions are outraged. a full boycott and energetic protests are already underway. 2646637
Reposted by dave wagnerdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026is anyone else wondering this week if their cat is secretly representative of an undiscovered wildcat species? 3377254
Reposted by dave wagnerdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026yesterday, a mountain lion -- presumably a stressed young professional seeking a seaside vacation -- was apprehended by authorities while seeing the sights in an oceanfront San Francisco neighborhood. he was then dropped off in the mountains. dude is gonna leave such a devastating Yelp review. 2546641
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026is anyone else wondering this week if their cat is secretly representative of an undiscovered wildcat species? 3377254
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026yesterday, a mountain lion -- presumably a stressed young professional seeking a seaside vacation -- was apprehended by authorities while seeing the sights in an oceanfront San Francisco neighborhood. he was then dropped off in the mountains. dude is gonna leave such a devastating Yelp review. 2546641
Reposted by dave wagnerKatie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Concessions don’t work. That’s why the State AGs need to take their case to trial. They've got the Ellisons on the ropes. Protect consumers and workers. Block the Paramount Skydance-Warner Bros. Discovery merger. Sign the Petition! noparamountconcessions.comnoparamountconcessions.com#BlockTheMergerTwelve state attorneys general sued to block Paramount’s takeover of Warner Bros. Concessions don’t protect workers, consumers or creators. Tell the AGs to hold strong and take it to trial. SIGN THE P... 6239821560
Reposted by dave wagnerdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Great Chancleta when he was a kitten, with his brother Fez. dedicated readers, both of them 1970342
Reposted by dave wagnerMark Ruffalo @markruffalo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Don’t you dare @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov, do not cave. 5670 film makers put their necks on the line for you to fight this merger. Another 75,000+ and counting have signed to tell you not to concede in just 3 weeks. Please sign to send a message to the AG’s and Paramount. noparamountconcessions.com 7645101423
Reposted by dave wagnerOMG are you LauritaJD1? @lauritajd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Any NYC area people have room in their hearts and homes for this half-bengal ball of energy and entertainment? nycacc.app?fbclid=IwRlR...nycacc.appAnimal Care Centers of NYC (ACC)We strive to find loving homes for homeless and abandoned cats, dogs, and rabbits. 49943
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Great Chancleta when he was a kitten, with his brother Fez. dedicated readers, both of them 1970342
Reposted by dave wagnerdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026it's great to see a cat pitcher throwing out a ceremonial first pitch. i have to imagine he's got a solid fastball if they're letting him out there, but he's going to get clobbered if he doesn't develop a quality breaking ball. i hope this is something they're helping him with. 1574084
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026it's great to see a cat pitcher throwing out a ceremonial first pitch. i have to imagine he's got a solid fastball if they're letting him out there, but he's going to get clobbered if he doesn't develop a quality breaking ball. i hope this is something they're helping him with. 1574084
Reposted by dave wagnerdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026dang, new cat all pissed. this is not the face of an animal who is pleased to have been discovered. 993652623
Reposted by dave wagnerdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026(to the chorus of "somebody that i used to know") you didn't have to piiick me uuuup 44299
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026dang, new cat all pissed. this is not the face of an animal who is pleased to have been discovered. 993652623
Reposted by dave wagnerdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026a study found that children who had cats at ages 4-5 were more likely to show "problems" with fighting, lying, stealing, restlessness, impulsivity, distractibility, and attention later. i don't think this suggests cats are a risk factor for kids. i think it suggests the cats are recruiting. 2139642
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026a study found that children who had cats at ages 4-5 were more likely to show "problems" with fighting, lying, stealing, restlessness, impulsivity, distractibility, and attention later. i don't think this suggests cats are a risk factor for kids. i think it suggests the cats are recruiting. 2139642
Reposted by dave wagnerBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Every new dinosaur thing is like the Tyrannosaurus Rex wore short sleeved dress shirts and worked as a paralegal 692801474
Reposted by dave wagnerPhilip Eil @phileil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I would read 20,000 words on this story. At least. 1735
Reposted by dave wagnerdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026a brooklyn bodega cat was stolen on Sep 10. residents promptly built a tip network and organized people to check leads day and night. he was successfully recovered today. democrats have spent billions trying to figure out how to make people care this much about anything. should've tried cats. 251684197
Reposted by dave wagnerBeautifulPlumage @beautifulplumage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Fuck yeah, Dave. 0362
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026a brooklyn bodega cat was stolen on Sep 10. residents promptly built a tip network and organized people to check leads day and night. he was successfully recovered today. democrats have spent billions trying to figure out how to make people care this much about anything. should've tried cats. 251684197
Reposted by dave wagnerBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay 188113491910
Reposted by dave wagnerdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i don't want to alarm you, but there's been a theft. someone has stolen several pellets of Sandal's precious kidney food. we currently have no suspects. crime is out of control. 1354231
Reposted by dave wagnerdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026forget a 30-foot statue of George Washington. there should be a 30-foot statue of this magnificent beast in front of the National Museum of American History. and we should make billionaires pay for it. 2369050
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i don't want to alarm you, but there's been a theft. someone has stolen several pellets of Sandal's precious kidney food. we currently have no suspects. crime is out of control. 1354231
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026forget a 30-foot statue of George Washington. there should be a 30-foot statue of this magnificent beast in front of the National Museum of American History. and we should make billionaires pay for it. 2369050
Reposted by dave wagnerdave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026when people who weren't alive in 1995 watch "Hackers" today, i worry they may come away believing that receiving files and clicking on things produced bizarre laser noises. friends, this did not happen. despite its clear focus on realism, this film is less of a historical document than it may seem. 2649157
Reposted by dave wagnerPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026While the movie makes it seem like the sound effects happened automatically, in reality you used to have to make them yourself with your mouth 215821
Reposted by dave wagnerAmanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Also, a teenage Angelina Jolie would not hang out with you, that part was also unrealistic 21207
Reposted by dave wagnerasura @asura.dev · 12/09/2026A friend asked me if people really dressed like that Yes, kids, "dudes" used to wear half shirts. This is something the boomers took away from you. 1453
Reposted by dave wagnerTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 12/09/2026this is not true. in the 80s & 90s, you used to be able to travel INSIDE a computer -- like Tron! You could move around like in a city. Hacking was more like burglarizing a second hand store, even if it was the FBI! They later removed the supernatural components of computer, we still don't know how. 1318929
Reposted by dave wagnerOmnia Ostia @omniaostia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Kids, don't listen to dave. He's lying. It was all true. You cannot begin to grasp what they've taken from us. 010717
dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026when people who weren't alive in 1995 watch "Hackers" today, i worry they may come away believing that receiving files and clicking on things produced bizarre laser noises. friends, this did not happen. despite its clear focus on realism, this film is less of a historical document than it may seem. 2649157