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Cris (without an H)

@ambignostic.bsky.social
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Dad (he/him). Shabbos goy. Antifascist Gen-X in NWMT. I dance like the king of the eyesores

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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 15m
🎵 dancing through life
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 19h
the "two sides of a bus" meme where theres a gloomy side with a sad guy and a sunny side with a happy guy, but in this they're both thinking "nothing matters"
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 11h
hi abolish the death penalty the state should never have the power to murder (yes this includes indirectly, I see you, ICE)
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 2h
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 19h
One of the reasons I will never be the audience for "infinite personalized music" is that I rarely love or appreciate anything on first listen. It usually takes some groundwork or familiarity before I'm able to really hear a song; it's why I could never make one of those "reacts to" videos.
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 23h
Zohran Mamdani listened to Tyler Joseph's pleas
You fell asleep in my car, I drove the whole time
But that's okay, I'll just avoid the holes so you sleep fine
I'm driving here I sit, cursing my government
For not using my taxes to fill holes with more cement

Lyrics from "Tear In My Heart" by twenty one pilots
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes… ha ha ha… yes!
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh cool, I didn’t know Michael Tracey had a Bluesky account! [blocks]
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
at the end of the day, [false statement asserted as a truth].
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[to the tune of “Smoke On The Water“, to the cats on the way to get their morning treat] 🎵 Let’s Have some Friskies and sniff each others’ butts
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The problem with AI art is that it's human only in the sense that Soylent Green is people.
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Waking up at four to go to the airport reminds me that bsky is a city that never sleeps
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dirt just out there making people's lunches
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guy who can't form new memories, not because he has anterograde amnesia but because his brain is full of old commercial jingles
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
can't spell Fred Willard without Fred Ward
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The UI/UX metadata dilemma is that if you give users too few fields, it's easier to use but inevitably leads to data going where it shouldn't, but if you give them too many fields they have that many more ways to use it wrong
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe I should dedicate myself to developing a feature that makes it easier to add captions to uploaded videos, especially on mobile where it's not even offered as an option
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New idea: you have a limited number of QTs each week, and that number gets smaller for every 1000 followers you have
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ad for a line of credit: your impressive credit history has qualified you for a loan Me: here's my current income Ad: thank you next
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
excited to announce the dumbest nancy storyline ever introduced
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Anthrodiva @anthrodiva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have no idea what Nickelback sounds like, not sure I have heard a Nickelback song in this century OH NOES AM I IN BUBBLE???
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My unwelcome take is that Nickelback doesn't sound to me that different from Incubus
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hurt, people? Hurt people!
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve talked about how all of us who grew up watching Sesame Street, wherever we were in the country, got a little bit of New York City in our upbringing. Listen to the kids sing the number four.
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes you have to follow somebody like @caseyabrams.bsky.social solely on the strength of their screen name
Profile of @caseyabrams.bsky.social, with the current Dire Straits-based screen name “What’s that, Hawaiian noises?”

Profile pic is a person in a classic Halloween ghost costume (white sheet with eye cutouts)
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saw and liked your post before you deleted it. It’ll be our little secret
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am certain this is true, but it also reveals to me, kind of like with "locker room" behavior, what cultural partitions we live in. It's a standard trope that men brag to each other about their sexual conquests, but for all my life, my guy friends have been reluctant to talk about sex in any way
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of my favorite little parts of Tim Heidecker’s ITYSL performance as Howie, the insufferable older boyfriend and party guest, is how he groans each time he stands up
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 28/09/2026
Life Imitates Art
Blue and green watercolor painting with black text: The algorithm creates new problems tailored to your needs
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the hard parts of growing up is realizing this is true of a LOT of number one songs, even the ones you like
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Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 28/09/2026
I listened to the first verse and chorus of "Choosin' Texas" and now I think maybe all the people saying they've not heard it just actually have no memory of doing so because it has absolutely no memorable qualities whatsoever.
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As always, you don't have to hand it to her, but you can definitely cheer her on
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tangentially this reminds me of the way Infocom would include key elements to puzzle solutions in the game packaging, to discourage piracy
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also, it is a perfect day to listen to klezmer playlists at work.
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning northwest Montana
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Music streaming services should have an incognito mode. Let me listen to a couple Royal Guardsmen singles without tattooing them to my tastemaker
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow this guy sounds great
“Negative” mailer that lists all the awesome things Sam Forstag supports

THE REAL SAM FORSTAG
A WOKE LOBBYIST Who Isn't Who He Claims to Be.

X Lobbied for gender transition surgery on kids 

X Lobbied for boys in girls sports and men in
girls bathrooms

X Lobbied to allow Drag Shows to target children in schools and libraries 

X Lobbied to put pornography in public schools and libraries

X Lobbied to make Montana a sanctuary state 

X Lobbied to ban police from working with federal law enforcement deporting dangerous criminal aliens 

X Lobbied for lenient penalties against cop
killers

X Lobbied against penalties for drug dealers whose drugs kill Montanans

X Lobbied against tougher penalties for
repeat DUI offenders

X Lobbied against penalties for violent protesters damaging public infrastructure 

EXTREME, EVERY TIME. THAT'S WHO SAM FORSTAG REALLY IS.

[citations]
¡ACLU
1. MT COPP, ACLU of Montana Report, 2021 (HB427), 2. Senate Judiciary Minutes, HB 112, 3/17/21; MT COPP, ACLU of Montana Report, 2021. 3. House Free Conference Minutes, HB 359, 4/26/23; MT COPP, MT L1brary Assn. Report, 2023. 4. MT COPP, MT Ilbrary Assn. Report, 2023 (HB 234), 5. MT COPP, ACLU of Montana Report, 2021 (HB 200). 6. MT COPP, ACLU of Montana Report, 2021 (HB 223), 7. MT COPP, ACLU of Montana Report, 2021 (HB 244). 8. MT COPP, ACLU of Montana Report, 2021 (HB 391), 9, MT COPP, ACLU of Montana Report, 2021 (HB 115). 10. MT COPP, ACLU of Montana Report, 2021 (HB 481)
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
who the HELL added vocal overdubs to this song
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or should I say, she once had me
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guys, we know you’ve never heard today’s most popular song. You’re 38
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 27/09/2026
That ubiquitious hit song, "Jews in Texas"
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Choosin’ Skywalker
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Joe Agnew @jontler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I understand it has been commercially successful but lord I wish they’d realize that the best art they’ve done in the last decade had zero Skywalkers. It’s a big galaxy! Tell other stories!
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 27/09/2026
ok did some minimal research. the author of this rant covers the pop country music beat for RS. most of her recent pieces are about it. i could imagine it’s frustrating to wonder if your beat is irrelevant and then have that confirmed when no one knows that you’re covering the “no. 1 single ever”
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LEAVE TODD ALONE
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Folx Without Hats
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know I never really cared for pro wrestling but this looks like an incredibly fun little dance and I bet those big guys are having a blast
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