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amy forest @amyforest.pds.pub.moe · 07/08/2026

Shes a 10 but she has flashbacks that make her flinch and cry out in pain and regress and go "im sorry im sorry dont hurt me"

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 11/05/2026

It’s so stupid how after you have a mental health episode you don’t just feel emotionally drained but physically drained too. Like oops, I made myself feel fatigued by being too sad. Doesn’t that just sound so silly???

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Dani(They/Them)- Reopening Comms Oct 5th @angusburgers.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

back to the future scene where marty pulls out a family pic to see he's fading away but also the twin towers come back one by one and a third one appears

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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/05/2026

epic win! now you can travel the world with your ANTI-WOKE passport. wait what? oil and jet fuel prices are HOW HIGH?????

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Doodle | He/she/they/dodl @daverdoodle.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Since companies are replacing their workers with AI, to catastrophic results, I'd like to put myself on the job market to replace AI. Here's the breakdown:

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/05/2026

This may seem harsh to some readers but I believe the Supreme Court Justices should be sent to a sort of Hellraiser type of dimension

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jae holzman @jael.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

if you’re looking at all these states redistricting and screaming “vote to fix america” i… 🤷‍♀️

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Jade! @summer-manokit.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Lol first reading about this when I'm alredy at work 😵‍💫

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/04/2026

finally, there are games available on the playstation 5

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

what if a butterfly emerges from the suit

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I think those 6 beers might have been drugged

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I hope the guy from the "fan (person)" article knows that i am a fan of him

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 18/04/2026

Schrödinger's strait of hormuz

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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 17/04/2026

there should be a /dj (double joking) tag which is like the opposite of /hj for when ur joking like crazy style

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

"Stop resisting arrest"

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

inexplicably wearing a beret in all of today's work zooms

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swan 🍃 @pandersera.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

they say there is power in being dapper & sarcastic but I think disheveled sincerity is coming back in a big way

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Karl Jacoby @karl-jacoby.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I am not one of those who believes that history repeats, but consider the following from Herodotus: the Oracle at Delphi told the fabulously wealthy King Croesus that if he invaded Persia he would "destroy a great empire." Croesus invaded and lost--the empire he destroyed was his own.

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Jordan Carlson @jordantcarlson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

>Canadian company builds solar panels in Malawi >is paid in Malawi's (volatile) currency >invests those payments in local farmers growing chili peppers >sells chili peppers to Nando's, in USD >builds sustainable business model on Cheeky Nando's This is my favourite news story of the year so far.

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Solar power in Africa is heating up — thanks in part to chili peppers | CBC News

They're the chili peppers in the spicy chicken at a restaurant you might know. And they were an ingredient used by a Canadian company to build the first solar power plants in Malawi.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum i am going to the store

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

i don’t own a metal detector so every time i go to the beach i bring home a bucket of sand and stick it in the microwave

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I went to a Bed Bath and Beyond and ordered a Honda Accord. They were stunned, mouths agog. It took them hours to recover and finally reply that they don’t have Honda Accords. So I gave them a super smug piece-of-shit half-grin and was like, “Fine. Bring me a Civic.”

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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 06/03/2026

cropped, this chart becomes amazing

Cropped chart just showing Bad thing and Good thing over the years

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Blowing things up, kidnapping and killing foreign leaders, is good because it's Doing. Considering the consequences of Doing would be Thinking, which is weak and woke

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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 25/02/2026

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

A poem in the shape of the artist beating Henry Kissinger to death, full text can be found on the website Taco Bell Quarterly

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 12/08/2023

I may be too firmly grounded in the space-time continuum to park here.

Street signs: the top one says “no parking any time” with an arrow pointing to the left / the bottom one says “60 min parking all other times”

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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

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Ricki☕🪄 @rickihirsch.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

"Dems need to abandon trans people to appeal to median voters" Skill issue

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15/02/2026

Hinge translations: Figuring out my dating goals = fuckin mess, possibly married Not political = dumb/privileged Moderate = republican Catholic = grow up 5'6" = 5'3"

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

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ceej @ceej.online · 11/02/2026

having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood

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🦊Stormi The Folf🐺 @stormifolf.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Sometimes you need a good cry to get through the rest of the day

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

fuck i mixed up pavlov with schrödinger and now every time i ring a bell a cat might die

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YukkoEX @yukkoex.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Even if it doesn’t seem like it, there is always hope for a better future. The worst thing you can do is not let yourself believe that

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

A suspect has been arrested at a seedy nearby hotel, and is being grilled downtown. Claiming to have had no beef with the deceased, he calls the allegations ungrounded. "I shouldn't be in this pickle," he states. Heartbroken, the victim's mother Patty growled, "I hope he fries!"

Graphic in news broadcast reads “CHEESEBURGER STABBING.”

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