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Taco Bell Quarterly is The World's Most Prestigious Literary Magazine. Unaffiliated with Daddy Taco. We publish the boundaries of cease and desist. tacobellquarterly.org

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Kate Armstrong @brainchain.ca · 17h
Notebook but make it 90s Taco Bell
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C.C. Russell @ccrussell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Wendy's album learned to run because @tacobellquarterly.org walked.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 20/09/2026
Realizing I'm not alone, moving past self-reliance, and finding hope in a higher power is my marketing plan
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Gizmodo @gizmodo.com · 18/09/2026
This DIY Creator Is Building a Compass That Only Points to Taco Bell
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This DIY Creator Is Building a Compass That Only Points to Taco Bell
Custom hardware maker Tru Narla is transforming a hobby invented by cyberpunks cosplaying dystopia into an artistic vision for how humanity can live in blissed-out harmony with the technology it creates.
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Oaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 11/09/2026
My marketing plan is someone will see it on the shelf and buy it and then someone else will see them reading it on the bus
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I remembered “being inspired” and drafting a post in the middle of the night. When I woke up, I found this: Gordita Trebuchet vs Chalupa Catapult
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 04/09/2026
Going to tell security at the Simon & Schuster building I'm the page-a-day calendar nepobaby.
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onthedl @wisehair.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
[paraphrasing this advice to artists] - once a day say to yourself, "well that's all true, but I'm a f*ckin genius" can vouch for this advice! it feels good and it improved poetic and metaphoric thinking for me this morning.
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Levi Phipps @likethejeans.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I tried doing this literally any other way and it ended POORLY.
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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
banger
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Dave Housley @housleydave.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Literally the only way I've ever tried to do this.
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sariane @sarriane.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this is why i like fanfiction. it's kind of like community process art.
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Original Berf of Chicagoland @kdc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wait so I was doing this right the whole time??
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 01/09/2026
How I support myself as a writer is by not supporting myself as a writer and having an entirely different job and pretending this is a fun adventure I get to go on to make friends
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 01/09/2026
Tell them all you are a creative genius ahead of your time
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No problem forgelitmag.com/2026/05/11/t...
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Things You Lose - The Forge Literary Magazine
Things You Lose, a short fiction by Kelli Dianne Rule
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 28/08/2026
Just turn those anxious racing thoughts into a throughline
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 24/08/2026
The trick is not to take it personally but to also absorb it into your psyche in a way that propels you forward
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 22/08/2026
As the most official looking Taco Bell account on here, I say you should write poems about the baby food textured green goop from the caulking gun
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Kelli Dianne Rule @kdiannerule.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One time when I was in the hospital for a week I wrote a note on my dinner order form asking if I could please have a larger brownie and each time the sent me a progressively smaller brownie while my notes became more pleading and melodramatic
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 18/08/2026
Taco Bell stopped engaging with my crossfaded demands in 2021, I still occasionally DM them asking for Baja Blast dunk tanks and ten million dollars for literature, it stays on read lol
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
back when i was still drinking i used to get wasted at home alone and email the cheesecake factory’s public relations department demanding that they establish a writers’ residency for me
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 14/08/2026
Make it a story in a book one day, that way it doesn't count against you in real life
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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sorry I posted slutty fanfiction about Taco Bell. It will happen again.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 07/08/2026
Don't let anyone tell you there's no more literary men. I'm the most literary man of them all. Put a Taco Bell reference in it and be a man
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 07/08/2026
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? Sauce packets from Taco Bell
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Daniel A. Hoyt @danhoyt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@tacobellquarterly.org was established by and for freaky lil bugs.
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Gabie Martin @crabbygabie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Writer Camp update: freaky lil bug on my copy of @tacobellquarterly.org
A caterpillar on a copy of Taco Bell quarterly
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 06/08/2026
Still chipping away at the tbq submissions, I just finished responding to everyone who had submitted DAY ONE! (It was like 800 submissions, the website got 50k traffic that day!) If you didn't hear back, you're in the tiered pile maybe
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Alisha Erin Hillam @aehillam.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
got my @tacobellquarterly.org rejection letter yesterday AND made huge progress on a new project synopsis i have been avoiding writing for months; SOLID writing week and it's only thursday! 🥳
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 06/08/2026
Develop a weird glint in your eye. It works better than any credential or award you could rattle off. Just flash that slight refraction of light back at them while you dart your eyes saying something not at all grounded in reality and the world will nervously shuffle aside for you
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/08/2026
i'm sick of the liars and the bull shit you see on social media. taco bell is NOT the same 4 ingredients wrapped in different shapes. they actually innovate the menu a lot. but you won't see them say that on the fake fucking news
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 01/08/2026
Everything counts as writing but writing is the only way to do it
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 31/07/2026
Some writing inspiration for the day
open.substack.com
Everything Counts As Writing
on pretending to be a writer and manifesting
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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I came here to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now
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help I've autumned and I can't get up @daniskitchen.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
fucking hell just @ me next time 💀💀💀
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James Austin @jamestaustin.com · 27/07/2026
A text survey asking "What's going on?" with the possible answers: 
"It's annoying or not interesting"
"I'm in this photo and I don't like it"
"I think it shouldn't be on Facebook"
"It's spam" 
and the "I'm in this photo and I don't like it" option is selected.
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Legend of Kells @heikkikells.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I have never been targeted so accurately then by the Taco Bell Cantina Quarterly
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pyra is so tired and cranky @pyracantha.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
this is the truest description of a writer i've ever seen
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 27/07/2026
Writers are people who have imposter syndrome and main character syndrome at the same time
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Russ @russ41.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
@tacobellquarterly.org, better beef up the web server before you post my dissertation on Demolition Man's unfaithfulness to The Sleeper Awakes.
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 26/07/2026
Update on your submissions because many are inquiring and yes they are still under consideration while I get myself together. Piggybacking on Taco Bell's apologies. Mexican pizza is $1 on July 28th in the app
Update on tbq8, replies coming
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 25/07/2026
All you have to do is embarrass the hell out of yourself and then call yourself a writer. It's so easy
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heaumeau e. rotacism @vashwood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
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Dr. Laci Brock 🪐 @stellerarts.com · 21/07/2026
Part of why I’m painting a Baja Blast is to challenge my skills. Making astro-themed art that requires painting new materials or complex lighting. Tricky components for this include: carbonated liquid in a semi-transparent cup, refraction of a metal straw, and 2 “stickers” behind the cup. 🚀🍋‍🟩
More progress on the Baja Blast painting. It’s on my easel. The bottom of the drink has more bubbles and the color is blended out in the whole drink. The stickers in the background have a subtle shadow Close up of the background “stickers”. White outlines now have a shadow. Cheesy Gordita crunches are painted. Stars and rocket ships are left to finish
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Juli-Ačiū @juli-aciu.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
the poetry is legit bringing me to tears today, a lot of humanity in this quarterly
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KONMAI @konmai573.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hell yeah
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Arc de Kaiser Don (derogatory) @potrzebiesystem.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Get their asses, Taco Bell…literary enthusiasts. Premiere ones. Publishing thing. Taco Bell
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