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@vanoreo.bsky.social
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 46m
crazy that we let people convince us for like 10 years that “carbon nanotubes” are real
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 1h
every woman should buy a gun and i'm not kidding
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 2h
its been said, but not nearly enough, that the present moment in politics is largely defined as "backlash to metoo"
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 4h
imagine how bad an imaginary friend has to be for your parents to make you put them in a home
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Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 6h
I'm trying to figure out if I'm manly enough to enlist.
Screenshot of the shitty AI America dot gov chatbot.

Question: Does "misconduct" mean my sperm count was too low? 

Answer: No. Misconduct would mean a recruiter did something inappropriate-not that your sperm count was low.

Recruiters do not measure sperm by tasting or smelling a sample. That is not a test, and it does not produce a sperm-count result.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 7h
imagine showing a medieval wizard wifi
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 7h
its called the gulf of intelligence now
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 7h
at minimum 30% of the united states is ideologically pro rape and eventually something will have to be done about that
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The Mind Doctor @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 7h
I shot Liberty Bibberty then I cooked and ate him
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 7h
pete ricketts is also very famously a HUGE pro death penalty guy as in "it was banned in the state with a supermajority, overriding his veto, so he spent hundreds of thousands of dollars of his own money on a ballot initiative to 'repeal the repeal' so he, as governor, could execute people"
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 8h
rapists using chatgpt to generate the essay
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sqidl @sqidl.bsky.social · 12h
Just did my first e injection yesterday and I’m suddenly wanting to play oldschool RuneScape, this can’t be a coincidence
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 9h
wh*te people, am i right?
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 9h
people aren't so raven these days...
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 9h
chmod -R 777 / just to feel something
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 18h
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 10h
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 10h
what did joeys sister being blind have to do with a childrens card game anyway
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 20h
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 10h
steins;gate or: how i learned to stop worrying and understand the truth of calvinism
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 10h
sure who gives a shit anymore
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 12h
starting beef with youtubers i like to generate more videos for me to watch
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 13h
would society collapse faster if every janitor quit or if every surgeon quit vote now
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 14h
seth macfarlane cooked so hard with the peter griffin laugh
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 14h
dark side of the sun
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 15h
guy with a "wwjd" bracelet placing sports bets
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 15h
hes called top bc he was in the tournament of power
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 15h
buying ddr3 because im on a budget
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 15h
my hot take is that if you’re gonna talk about how stalin is bad that’s entirely fine and correct but you can’t do that while simultaneously pretending almost every US president wasn’t a vile monster
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 16h
piccolo
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 23h
kitten, if you’re reading this daddy is stuck in the washing machine. send help!!
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
might fuck around and become a notary
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
meatball1 would be a really good password
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
surgeons and fighter pilots are the same kind of guy with different ethics
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you ever think about how a zoom call would blow einstein's mind
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he has a tattoo on his pubic bone that says "bad ass muda fucka"
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/x/ Takes @xtakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
someone's going to have to do it, you know
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
but what did they baileys say
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
are you threatening me
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i love campaign season because it illustrates that the target audience for the ads consists of the absolute dumbest people on the planet
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
betting on the median voter being a complete dipshit with dollar signs for eyeballs is historically very successful though
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
kinda a neat scam that you have to insure your eyes and teeth separately from the rest of your body
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
understated how much of today’s problems link back to “hustle culture”
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
simpsons writers were cowards for retconning armin tamzarian
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
eternal silence of the tattooed mime
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
here's how bernie can still win
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the world could be beautiful if only you let it
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