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it/she investigative journalist, hacktivist, dj, award losing musician and many other things signal: @nyancrimew.01 im THAT fucker, look me up on wikipedia some posts may be by ryan maia.crimew.gay

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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 14h
maia actually stands for maia artificial intelligence agent.. sorry u had to find out this way.. maia-mars 5.6-flash releases today
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 29/09/2026
im not maia but 20 dollars is 20 dollars
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 28/09/2026
while you're busy switching up on your day ones im already on my day fives
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 28/09/2026
i made a little OBS Music Overlay Guy for people who stream and use navidrome (or any other subsonic server) for their music. it is in beautiful adaptive material 3 expressive and thanks to its use of the playbackReporting extension it is way more accurate than most other non-spotify overlay.
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 27/09/2026
compulsive spending usually mostly feels really bad, but sometimes u like hit the perfect compulsive spending parlay and i cant lie it feels so good
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 26/09/2026
okay schwiiz, halt stopp! passed uuf @saji.bsky.social, knoggi und ich bringed euch fast 2 stunde geile schwiizerdütsche content!!! mir wüssed alli es gid viel schlechti schwiizer musig, aber just how bad could it get? youtu.be/Mwyo-W4XZcA
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Schlechteste Schweizer Songs Bracket (feat. nyancrimew & Knoggi)
YouTube video by randstei
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emma 🧦 @spemma.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ich bin auch in diesem video
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fuck trans joy we got trans joiz
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 26/09/2026
okay schwiiz, halt stopp! passed uuf @saji.bsky.social, knoggi und ich bringed euch fast 2 stunde geile schwiizerdütsche content!!! mir wüssed alli es gid viel schlechti schwiizer musig, aber just how bad could it get? youtu.be/Mwyo-W4XZcA
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Schlechteste Schweizer Songs Bracket (feat. nyancrimew & Knoggi)
YouTube video by randstei
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 17/11/2025
maia arson crimew ice berg explained
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 24/09/2026
PRESAVE PURITY NOW maia.ffm.to/PURITY
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 25/09/2026
yeah im gay, yeah im trans, but imagine having to come out to your parents as an 1811. "yes mom.. im a bastard..." shit must suck #gaysfor1811s #1811ally
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 25/09/2026
if the special agents assigned to me read this, obviously i dont mean you! you're My special little agents <3 #gaysfor1811s #1811ally
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 25/09/2026
i think fbi agents being vulnerable to blackmail and scam is funny and i hope we get some names of covert and undercover agents
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 25/09/2026
she strokin me like fetterman
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 24/09/2026
PRESAVE PURITY NOW maia.ffm.to/PURITY
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 23/09/2026
get influenced bitches
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 16/09/2026
has anyone received the knit sweater yet? 👀
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j.esther @jestherbeck.com · 23/09/2026
im maia('s customer) @crimew.gay i love it its so perfect
jess wearing maia arson crimew merch 

"Map Your Network" sweater is so comfy in an XL (im usually a small)
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 23/09/2026
music
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 23/09/2026
itd be so awesome to get nullification surgery purely for the bit
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 22/09/2026
she's touching on my nothing
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 22/09/2026
10/09/2026 ARE YOU PURE?
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 22/09/2026
politics is when the parties do things (that i don't like)
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 22/09/2026
"the military is apolitical" and other fun consequences of the two party system
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 22/09/2026
she's touching on my nothing
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 21/09/2026
"this is not a time to take a political stance on anything" is a dan gheesling alltimer for sure
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 21/09/2026
the gunn's back on target #lanterns
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 21/09/2026
thank you youtube thats exactly what i was looking for
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 20/09/2026
you can also send in Random Bullshit gift suggestions
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 20/09/2026
actually finally put like some Stuff on my throne lol throne.com/nyancrimew
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 20/09/2026
there's a guy out there somewhere who got his start in hollywood by rotoscoping paul walkers eyes so they could grade them to be more blue
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 20/09/2026
(after breaking up) what are we?
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 20/09/2026
there's a guy out there somewhere who got his start in hollywood by rotoscoping paul walkers eyes so they could grade them to be more blue
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 20/09/2026
not to be an idealist or anything but i wish things were slightly better
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 18/09/2026
you literally have parents you fucking nepo baby
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 18/09/2026
as probably the only mistral customer in the world i expect them to come disclose this breach to me in person
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 17/09/2026
smith college girls for i-d magazine 2004
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 17/09/2026
(flirting with a trans woman who started hrt a year after me) omg you're so mature for your age
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 17/09/2026
it's that mid month time where im strapped for cash and thinking about skipping meals
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 17/09/2026
no thanks
julian assange and wikileaks posting about how Assange is "back"
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 17/09/2026
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 17/09/2026
smith college girls for i-d magazine 2004
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 17/09/2026
it's so awesome how almost everyone doing sketch comedy in the US is doing it to try and get on the snl cast to do way worse sketch comedy there
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 17/09/2026
this is apparently a hotel chain and well yknow they know what their marketing is doing i guess
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
“How often someone is toxic” a super defined metric that won’t be abused against marginalized people at all.
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 16/09/2026
what a joke of a website lol
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 16/09/2026
my favorite thing about macos updates is that apple invented their own definition of how long a minute is and honestly this is the kind of innovation i live for
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 16/09/2026
im gonna boycott ed sheeran by downloading his music from soulseek and not listening to it
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