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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m gonna suck em off A seven nation army couldn’t hold me back

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Reposted by Lady Emily ☄️

Our thoughts to the VMAs, thank you @ladyemily.nebula.tv for joining us even though she really has no reason to watch them at this point

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PODCAST: Please put the VMAs out of its misery

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wait hold on, Diddy isn't Donkey Kong's son??? He's just some guy Donkey Kong knows???

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Have y'all ever noticed that Steven Page's lyrics for Barenaked Ladies sometimes get kinda gender

[Verse 1]
When I was born, they looked at me and said
"What a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy"
And when you were born, they looked at you and said
"What a good girl, what a smart girl, what a pretty girl"

[Pre-Chorus 1]
We've got these chains hanging around our necks
People want to strangle us with them before we take our first breath
Afraid of change, afraid of staying the same
When temptation calls, we just look away

[Verse 1]
If I were you, and I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do to make myself turn blue
I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes
Tie my pantyhose around my neck

[Chorus]
I'll be that girl and you would be right over
If I were a field, you would be in clover
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow

[Verse 2]
If you will not have me as myself, perhaps as someone else
Perhaps as you I'll be worth noticing
Then even a eunuch won't resist
The magic of a kiss from such as me

[Chorus]
I'll be that girl and you would be right over
If I were a field, you would be in clover
If I were the sun, you would be in shadow
And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow

[Post-Chorus 2]
And would you please ignore
That you found me on the floor
Trying on your camisole?
Oh alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself
I'll use something else
[Outro]
Would you please forgive me?
Would you please forgive me?

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 27/09/2026

Jem stans need to grow the fuck up lmao like I don’t even care about the Misfits that much, but if you seriously believe that the Misfits attempted to kill The Holograms then sorry you’re just like actually out of touch with reality

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The Cowboys have a real shot at the Super Bowl this year

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In your opinion, what’s the best Carly Rae Jepsen album?

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A word of advice to all aspiring mobile suit pilots: if your goal is to be sent down for sortie, remember to not take your iced coffee with you when the captain calls you to the bridge.

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Yesterday I was struggling coming up with a colour palette for this project I'm working on so I actually got a physical colour wheel out and used it to help me figure it out and I'm kinda mad that it actually did help. I can't believe colour theory is actually a real thing that's beneficial to know

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With the power of modern technology we can make these things happen

Photo of Emily but she's green now for some reason

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I think there’s a weird thing where Twitch’s metadata or something still believes I’m located in Texas because I still get twitch ads about local Texas businesses and politics too in between Canadian related ads

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Sometimes I wonder what I would look like if I were green

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Recruitment numbers must be low because I’m starting to get Twitch ads about joining the United States Navy again

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Taylor Swift writing a song about visiting her husband's childhood neighborhood and using it primarily as a vessel to make another song about her haters is so absurdly lazy that it verges on self parody

[Verse 1]
She's not as hot as she was, but she was only a four
She was never a girls' girl, she was just a—
And with all of that money, why's she dressed like trash?
When she smiles, it's annoying, and have you seen her

[Pre-Chorus]
Stumbling clumsily?
Would you even call that dancing?
I can see what you mean
And now I guess there's

[Chorus]
Something we all can agree on
But my baby likes what he likes, oh-woah, oh-oh
He already took me to Cleveland
And showed me The Heights, so hate all you like
This is the love of my life, hey, hey, hey

[Verse 2]
The taste of me is acquired, but it's his favorite dish
He says I look like an angel, they say, "I hate that—" (Bi—)
There, that house with the porch is where he lived as a kid
He's been saying forever, must not have read that

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We as a culture need to normalize giving me compliments

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It's actually incredibly funny that chocolate tastes better outside of America because they legally have to put more chocolate in it than American companies are required to have. It sounds like a joke about American food products but it actually is just the truth

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I don't even know what's happening in this show anymore. Season 1 is so much weirder than expected.

Screenshot from Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Justice" showing Tasha Yar sitting next to a man in a woman in skimpy white cloths

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Okay wait I’m watching this episode of TNG with The Traveller and they go beyond Warp 10 but like…. Doesn’t that turn people into salamanders? That’s the only episode of Voyager I’ve seen

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Every now and then I feel the Devil’s temptation to try to make a video game, even though I have no experience and every time I try programming I’m pretty bad at it

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I watched the first Ferengi episode of TNG and I'm kinda confused what they were going for with it...? Were the Ferengi supposed to be like... threatening....?

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I haven't seen the movie but "Oceans are now battlefields" is such a kickass line that I can't imagine how the rest of the film follows up from it

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Happy bisexual visibility day btw. Here's a photo of me post workout. Is that visible enough?

Selfie of Emily making the same face she always does but sweating in a red sports bra

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I decided that surely the episode after this one had to be better so I put it on only to be greeted by Advanced Future Racism

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Would you rather never need to eat again or never need to sleep again?

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Happy twenty-third day of the month of September for those who celebrate

Screenshot from opening text crawl of Little Shop of Horrors, saying:
On the 23rd day of the month of September in a decade not too long before our own the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence

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These two movies being listed right next to each other really is a great showcase of the amount of variety you can find streaming on Tubi

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Realized I've never seen the first episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation so I put it on and what even happened in that

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Ah yes, it's a lot like "Star Trek: The Next Generation." In many ways it's superior but will never be as recognized as the original.

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I think it's cool that they gave Amethyst a boob window

Photo of Amethyst from Steven Universe Future

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Been getting these weird house calls from my doctor recently where it’s just some sort of guitar riff and some guy whispering “Mindcrime”? Anyone else been getting these?

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I can feel the ibuprofen kicking in

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