iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

you gotta be super careful when summoning demons cuz you mispronounce one word and things get weird

A gigantic inflatable duckling sits in a dark suburban backyard. A fire burns in the foreground.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Starting my own neighborhood militia — fatties trannies beardos and weirdos only please

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I am Jane Doe. My sister is Jane Doe. My mother is Jane Doe.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

according to a review of my late night online window shopping, it appears my cat narrowly avoided being a nun for Halloween

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026

one thing i understand more and more as i get older is that i do not have to post every half-baked inane thought that blows through my weary, addled brain. i do it by choice. i can stop anytime i want.

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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

a hotdog will save your life

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

them: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces

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𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 🇨🇦🦇🥀🕸 @horrorculturist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

✨ 𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓶𝓼𝔂 ✨. 🌙🌿

A flower-covered pink guillotine stands beneath a crescent moon in a dreamy pastel garden. “REWARD THEM FOR THE WORLD THEY CREATED.”

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 27/09/2026

logging on

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"I'm in"

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm like DJ Jazzy Jeff but with my pill container

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Anyway, I have decided to shower and wash my hair.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Yesterday, for a brief shining moment, I felt euphoric. Or as voice-to-text calls it ewe four ick.

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STRUMPET❗️ @strumpet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sinful in socks Sunday? Is that a thing?

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Unless you're talking about the crushing weight of existence, then no, I don't have a crush.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

*vague gesture* Yeah, yeah. The only thing to fear is fear itself but no one ever wants to carry the propane tank in a lightning storm either.

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STRUMPET❗️ @strumpet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You can want to strangle them, but still love them That is normal, right?

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

One time, I self edited. That shit was fucking bonkers.

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Back in my day we did it all for the nookie. Now we do it just to survive.

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STRUMPET❗️ @strumpet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm 57 and I have a roommate and a 'always here somehow' drug dealer. So yeah my late midlife crisis is going stunningly well.

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STRUMPET❗️ @strumpet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Girl is a narcissist and needs 100% attention but she is also our drug dealer so 🤷🏼‍♀️

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STRUMPET❗️ @strumpet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

*fires up the Bad Choices Machine*

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.

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Dead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Join my Patreon for early access to my meltdowns.

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STRUMPET❗️ @strumpet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What is the German word for when another thinner women has your partner takes her measurements and then talks about her fat belly in your living room? Is it fuckofffraubitchenstien?

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I guess yelling, "I DON'T EVEN LIKE CORN MAZES!" is like a secret password that gets you escorted to wherever you want to go.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

-Wait, where’s Pokey? -I’m sorry Gumby, but I needed window putty

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Shawty: why... is the whole club looking at me? Her friend: uhh, it's probably because of your apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur Shawty: oh yeah, that makes sense

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STRUMPET❗️ @strumpet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My mom used to move all the time with me as a teen in her 50's. I hated it & cried every time. Now I know why she threw away everything....

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STRUMPET❗️ @strumpet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

As a functional alcoholic. Shit falling apart on a Tuesday does not fit my paradigm, but here we are.

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STRUMPET❗️ @strumpet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Wait many years to divorce your spouse & move in with your partner. Take their BFF as roommate so you can afford a nice place. Realize after a soul breaking move you may have made your daily existence worse Wonder if you packed a couple of suitcases & left the country if that would be better

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Princess of Whales @princessofwhales2.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Onion rings are the only safe way for me to eat vegetables now

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STRUMPET❗️ @strumpet.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I am half drunk eating a raspberry uncrustable for dinner, if you were wondering how my glamorous life is going.

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STRUMPET❗️ @strumpet.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I am one of those babies. Parents managed to not kill each other for 8 whole years after. But damn did they try.

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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

can you come over and do this to me

a black and white tuxedo cat sitting entirely on top of an orange and white tabby cat, who is lying on her side

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I’m too young to be this old

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STRUMPET❗️ @strumpet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Uncontested divorces take 60 days to finalize. I think if you've been married over 25 years, you should be able to shout "I'm divorced" three times in your local supermarket and call it good

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💄Echo💋 (ghostly) @babyfirstandlast.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

withdrawing into myself so hard that my tits have popped out my back, it’s normal it’s fine

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Babe. I just rly wanna escape to somewhere less forsaken

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

My wife appreciates the same feature of our marriage as she does in my credit cards – they’re both contactless.

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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

With the unstoppable rise of the Nashville hot chicken and Korean fried chicken trends, it's clear: Europe needs to develop its own strategic, sovereign fried chicken trend, or risk being left behind by American and Asian peers.

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STRUMPET❗️ @strumpet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

My best friend has developed a habit of pointing out every time I forget something we have talked about saying shit like 'to recall...' Girl. I am post menopausal & stressed the fuck out. I am lucky to remember your name!

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STRUMPET❗️ @strumpet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I am having "sweaty & fed up with everyone's else's bullshit" Summer

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STRUMPET❗️ @strumpet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Hiding in the bathroom asking myself if I can 'live through this'

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STRUMPET❗️ @strumpet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

After 10 yrs can I hard quit polyamory? Probably. Do I end up alone? Likely.

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STRUMPET❗️ @strumpet.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Another thing on my poor last nerves? Being the mother of special forces Marine and hearing that gutterslop P. Hegseth refer to my child as a 'war fighter' My child helps keep us out of wars ffs. Literally his whole job.

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STRUMPET❗️ @strumpet.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

GenX friends... am I the only one of us who still feels 26 years old at 57?

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BlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Bring me the oils, but only the most nonessential,unnecessary, extraneous ones.

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