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Destry B

@destry.bsky.social

4.1K followers 3.4K following 2.6K posts

Another idiot from Twitter. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaans3rkrx24k

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Silver raccoon signing in.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Back in my day we did it all for the nookie. Now we do it just to survive.

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I've decided my vehicle will no longer require gasoline to operate, instead it will run solely on the abundance of my personal anxiety.

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Areola Grande @uhhhhhoksure.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m looking for a TC but is it BC here? Blue crush? Big cock? Before Christ?

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'll never be a billionaire but if I invest in soup I could be a boullionaire.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I had a stroke the other night. Just one. My credit card was declined right at the beginning of a handjob.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I put my hair in a bun once. It tasted fucking awful.

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Part of my problem is that I accept all cookies.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Part of my problem is that I accept all cookies.

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Ovary Action ☭🍉 @ovaryaction.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Just me and my iced coffee against the world

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Bring over some candles bitch. We're having a seance for Spirit airlines.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Bring over some candles bitch. We're having a seance for Spirit airlines.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Our fearless leader.

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Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

What's the correct ratio of gunpowder to essential oils? I want this bath bomb to be perfect.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

What do tight pants and the White House have in common? No ballroom.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Desperate times call for a desperate amount of zip ties.

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PolarBear @anxious-polarbear.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

"Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live, and let's change the way we treat each other." - 2pac

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

What's the correct ratio of gunpowder to essential oils? I want this bath bomb to be perfect.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

The last time there was an attempted murder at a correspondence dinner was when Barack roasted the absolute shit out of Donald Trump.

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 01/04/2024

Due to personal reasons I will keep posting

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

You can be nice to me it’s not even illegal

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 25/04/2026

How do people watch basketball with all those sneaker noises

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I want to adopt a highway and name it " My neighbor Jerry borrowed my weedwacker and never returned the goddamm thing." Memorial Highway.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

oh ok there was a shooting at the WHCA dinner uh ok 𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

me: if i had kids, i’d be such a helicopter mom you: you DO have kids me: WHAT

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Did you know that at the siege of Caffa, Genghis Kahn's army catapulted the corpses of his own soldiers who had died of the plague over the city walls? It was one of the first known example of germ warfare. Cashier: Why do you always have to come through my line?

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

[guy, waking up at the crack of dawn] Dawn. your ass is on my face again. move.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I tried helping this guy harvest mushrooms, but I stopped when I found out he was a sociopath. He had absolutely no morels.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I know what I'm about to say has already been said a bunch, but fellas it's OK to not be OK. End the macho stigma that we have to be tough and hold things in. Sometimes, being vulnerable and letting others in is the bravest things you can do. I love you, brothers.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I threw a no hitter once. Unfortunately, I was boxing.

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Do you have anything that gets rid of the mouse in titmouse 🏆👑 Congratulations @destry.bsky.social from @prettyvulgar.bsky.social

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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

women who hate men generally just hate what men have done to them whereas men who hate women mostly just hate what women won’t do for them the difference is crucial

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Grammar police are you okay out theyre

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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Mowing the lawn and the bolt holding one of the drive wheels on broke. It fell off a few weeks ago and I fear I tightened it back on with too much enthusiasm. Guess I don't know my own strength.

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a moose and a lion are standing next to each other in a cartoon

ALT: a moose and a lion are standing next to each other in a cartoon

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

bestie: where are you getting your colonoscopy done? me: in my butthole

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

i’m a little high and i’m about to make it everyone’s problem (i’m becoming a reply guy)

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

There’s strength in numbers. Take 69, for instance.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 17/04/2026

when did pepper become cool before or after med school

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I gave some Prozac to a mourning dove and now it's just a dove.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Eat a bag of dicks? In this economy?

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

What do you call an orgy with people and their lookalikes? A doppelgangbang.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

What do you call a glass of champagne and orange juice wearing chaps? A bottomless Mimosa.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I'm an Easter basket case.

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I really need my dog to MOVE but she’s like 13 so I guess I’m just gonna enjoy my four inches of leg room for the rest of the night

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Misery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Fuck it, I’m going to be kind.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I'm a parody account. A parodeeeeeeez nuts. Boom! Gotcha.

Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

The only thing you're missing on Twitter is everyone asking AI if everything is true or not because they're too lazy to look it up.