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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Calm down people who start work immediately when they get into work. Just calm down.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

My poetry brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, you're a wonderful bard Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard I could teach you, as it's not that hard

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

I can't get into a Frankenstein character with no bolts in his neck, it's like Dracula with no fangs.

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 16/03/2024

Yeah, like any of us are "popular with friends."

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Executioner: What do you want for your last meal? Me: Can it be anything? Executioner: Yes Me: An Airbus 320

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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Diarrhea would make a beautiful name for a baby girl.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

I'm old enough now where I can fake old people sleep to avoid awkward situations.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

You don't truly appreciate magnetic fridge notepads until you're in your forties

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Wholesome? I'm not even whole. Just some.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Just passed out and my life flashed before my eyes and wow that was an awful lot of mayonnaise.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

I can’t stop thinking about the babysitter. Mostly I wonder when she'll figure out that I'm never coming back.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Technology was so basic in the past. A toilet was a hole. A shoe was just a smaller hole. Everything was holes

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 02/12/2025

*enjoying a moment of peace* brain: hey it's been a while since you've done an extremely embarrassing thing

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Social Outcast @socialoutcast82.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Them: Go to Hell! Me: I already live in Ohio, so....

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🌹Juliet🌹 @julietsrosez.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

is this thing on?

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

brotisserie chicken the rotisserie chicken for men

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

why does the most awkward person in every sitcom seem to be based on someone like me

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

these chores could have been a montage

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Some bees don't even appreciate their own knees cos body dysmorphia

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

I am tired of having a body, I think I will replace it with a trunk.

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Social Outcast @socialoutcast82.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Quit trying to butter me up. I'm not a fucking dinner roll.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

eating rotisserie chicken and drinking milk in my car and thinking how unfair it is that i'm so naturally sexy

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

When the waitress says "enjoy your meal" and you accidentally say " I love you too, milk mommy"

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Social Outcast @socialoutcast82.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Rise? Sure...but I draw the line at shine.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Anxena: Worrier Princess

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Aaah keyboard click sounds, the wind chimes of technology

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

McDonald's should put a nativity scene in all their restaurants in December. Call it the McCrib.

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

For some reason I just don’t believe Folgers is the best part of waking up.

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

kermit gently placing a green finger on his lady love's lips "quiet, piggy"

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Before you sit down, make sure you can reach the remote.

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Oh Elle 🌌 @whinemixer.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

[eating pasta to distract yourself from your problems] spaghett n’ forget

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Social Outcast @socialoutcast82.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Welp, Twitter is down atm, so I guess I'm here for a bit.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 18/11/2025

In an adjustment period (accidentally left the largest text setting on for days and now everything looks really small)

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Happiness does not require money or love ... it requires pills.

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Social Outcast @socialoutcast82.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

If all you sow is violence, dissention, and hate, guess what you're probably going to reap...

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

These mental health screening questions at the new doctor's office are making me concerned about myself.

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Social Outcast @socialoutcast82.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

His pallbearers will probably include The Hamburgler and Grimace.

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Social Outcast @socialoutcast82.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Prayers didn't work, so going forward we're moving to a "thoughts only" platform.

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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Nobody in my office knows that foot jobs are the new anal

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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Is your kid secretly into finance? If they're texting "lick my ass" that's short for liquidate my assets and you need to stop them immediately. Nobody wants to raise a finance bro.

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Social Outcast @socialoutcast82.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I think I finally understand why so many Republicans are pro life. I mean, if there were less children, eventually they'd run out of things to fuck.

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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

The weirdest thing in the Dean Cain story is seeing the phrase 'fans of Dean Cain'

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

is it weird that i said ‘sorry’ to a chair after bumping into it… or is that just something that happens to depressed people?

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

You’re willing to die on that hill? Calm down, Braveheart, no need to die. You could just twist an ankle or something.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I watched the new King of the Hill because I heard it was just as funny as the old King of the Hill. Unfortunately, that was correct.

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Social Outcast @socialoutcast82.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I think I finally understand why so many Republicans are pro life. I mean, if there were less children, eventually they'd run out of things to fuck.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Yes, yes your breasts are splendid but do you insouciantly flick the end of a clove cigarette through the moonroof of your Volvo on the way to a train station?

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