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gas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
One of the greatest letdowns is when you think you’re about to hear “Werewolves of London” but it’s actually “All Summer Long” by Kid Rock.
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re just innocent men
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sheeeeesh
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I still think this might be the funniest video I've ever seen
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That dumbass reality show guy who ran for Mayor of LA is now saying that Mamdani is just being good at governing so that his socialist friends can get elected because people like what they’re doing at which point they’ll start doing bad stuff and that’s just great that’s a tremendous thing to argue
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):
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The Actual Devil @satinybus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can anybody help me get more info about this? We used to have a giant folder full of laminated articles but they are just gone. Dayton daily News January 28, 1980. My uncle is the man from Ohio.
A photo of an old laminated article. Headline: LOST AT SEA, 3 men on a raft rescued after 5 days a drift
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/06/2026
I only need about 1000 people to buy a tank to be in a place where my brain feels secure, there's a million people on here, I just need to get the word out. Please don't make me go back to trying to work with Meta and Amazon for reach". My people are here! standplaatskrakow.etsy.com/listing/1718...
Tank top: Angry sun says Welcome To The Coldest Summer Of The Rest Of Your Life. The image has an engraving look.SK on the back!Tank top: Angry sun says Welcome To The Coldest Summer Of The Rest Of Your Life. The image has an engraving look.Tank top: Angry sun says Welcome To The Coldest Summer Of The Rest Of Your Life. The image has an engraving look.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fun first date idea: investigate a cattle mutilation
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⭒buonbella⭒ @buonbellala.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Banana Bread (easy) 3 ripe bananas 1/3 cup melted butter 1 egg 1 tsp vanilla 1 tsp baking soda pinch of salt 1 cup sugar 1 ½ cups flour Mash bananas. Mix in butter, egg, vanilla, baking soda, salt and sugar. Add flour. Stir until just combined. Bake at 175°C (350°F) for about 50–60 minutes.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
every single republican president of my lifetime has started a war in the middle east and destroyed the economy
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/08/2026
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 22/08/2026
some decisions shouldn't be made lightly
Forums avatar saying in over stylized different fonts over a blurry background of the viletat:

THE LAST GUY WHO BANNED ME FROM A WEBSITE 
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I'M NOT SAYING IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU.
BUT WHY RISK IT?
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
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Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I do not care about examples of this kind of happening I care about the cool guy I invented saying this.
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🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
come on dude, that's not a phone, you don't have an urgent business call
Toad from super mario talking into a wiimote
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samantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
merry kirkmas to one and all
youtu.be
[YTP] Charlie Squirt
YouTube video by very tall bart
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
They’re making the same face.
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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 07/09/2026
Post a meme that you haven’t been able to use yet
Sassy satan with his nails back saying “first of all, yikes”
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Bruce Gorrie @bsrg1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Woah, certainly makes you think
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Babies are gross
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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
God loves you J/k no he doesn’t. He thinks you’re annoying.
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
what da
Riley Reid meme with Goofy's face "Oh HYUCK You're Gonna Make Me
GAWRSH"
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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
“Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it”
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Westonrry the Cat Eating Corn on the Cob
Alt: Cat with a moustache eating corn
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The Actual Devil @satinybus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Minor timeline synchronicity
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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
If you’re as tired of the “people pointing to text” videos as I am, this is the only way we can make them go away. Edit them!
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Fight Club (1999)
Tyler Durden stands in front of the narrator with a grumpy complaint  face holding up a bar of soap that does not look like its coming from either of them but is presumably Durden's

the soap says "I'm tired of these jokes about y giant hand. the first such incident occurred in 1956 when... " and then it trails off.
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That's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch @chilibone.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
No man may say anvil unto me
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𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I don't make the rules. Just art.
Biberty with the hang low peener
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We’re just innocent men
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New Millenium Skyanide Kep @theoriginalkep.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Listening to the good shit
Fleshgod Apocalypse - Opera
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Bob Dylan says "smoke weed, you fuckin putz." Ringo says "please no Bob Dylan, I just want me alcohol." John Lennon says "c'mon Ringo. Don't be a pussy." Ringo says "Paul... back me up on this." Paul says "no, John's right. You're being a huge pussy right now." George stands there, silent."
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American Library Association @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
In celebration of ALA’s 150th anniversary, the iconic David Bowie READ poster, first released in 1987, is back in print. An avid reader and library fan, Bowie was one of the first celebrities to pose for the READ campaign. Limited run. Get yours while supplies last: bit.ly/4qgL3dK 📚💙
A young David Bowie wearing a black and white varsity jacket and jeans, is holding "The Idiot" by Dostoevsky while mid-leap. The word "READ" is prominently displayed at the top. Text reads "David Bowie for America's Libraries.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 07/08/2026
this changes everything
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harpy @harpy.party · 07/08/2026
remind me to show everyone my boobs tomorrow
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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brad will NOT take off the cursed amulet @bradicality.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
you don't have to do this, Chris
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You know nothing about cheesecake
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 18/07/2026
his palms are sweaty, knees weak, palms are sweaty. he forgot his lyrics already, palms are sweaty
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
my two wolves are both alan tudyk
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN DINNER MEANT EVERYONE AT THE TABLE… NO PHONE ALLOWED, NO DISTRACTIONS, JUST TALKING ABOUT YOUR DAY WHILE SLOWLY, IMPERCEPTIBLY AT FIRST, MORPHING INTO WINNIE THE POOH CHARACTERS? ANYONE REMEMBER THAT??
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Corn **
@upblissed
damn yall fuckin suck
PHILOGYNIST. @MichelleMonage3 • 22h
I was part of a suicide prevention support group when the year began and yesterday we lost another member bo
there was 18 of us and now
there's only 5 remaining
10:25 PM • 10/17/22 • Twitter for iPhone
185 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
oh yeah well could a depressed person do this? *restarts Bojack Horseman from the top*
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
A police car but the siren is Owen Wilson going “wow wow wow wow”
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/07/2026
bah..bah god that’s the siren’s theme music!
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