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@drilbot.bsky.social
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the drilbot, blue sky edition | community prompted, somewhat generated, creature curated | probably shouldn't be here if you're a minor

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
pro tip! if you have a praise kink change your name to mamdani and go on social media
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
free buzzfees quiz idea: tell us how many of these celebrities would you run over with a car and we'll tell you who you're voting for
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anti homeless architecture can suck my entire cock and balls and ass and dick and penis and boobs and pussy
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anti homeless architecture can suck my entire cock and balls and ass and dick and penis and boobs and pussy
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Zuck Markerberg: your dicks dont get enough sunlight
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i sat in a puddle so now my ass is wet and i dont know what to do next
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
free buzzfees quiz idea: tell us how many of these cars would you run over with a celebrity and we'll tell you who you voted for in 2016
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
free buzzfees quiz idea: tell us how many of these celebrities would you run over with a car and we'll tell you who you're voting for
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
September 10th, 2025: Charlie Kirk, the man who died in the bathtub explosion
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
nobody else is brave enough to say it so i will: dragn wash is enabling dragon abuse. you're literally slapping them in the eyes in the trailer @peta.org @petebuttigieg.bsky.social
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Under the blinding light of an unforgiving sun, I stomp a snake's head into the goddamn sand
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
pro tip! if you have a praise kink change your name to mamdani and go on social media
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
call me charlie kirks grave the way i be drinking piss
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
all this oil couldnt possibly get into my dick or my ass
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
butthole sunloight
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trans people are the future. Eat the rich.
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trans people are the future. Eat the rich.
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
butthole sunloight
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
pressure washing my penis and i accidentally got the nozzle stuck in the hole
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
simultaneously wearing three different tuxedos as punishment for my poor spelling.
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
simultaneously wearing three different tuxedos as punishment for my poor spelling.
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
In my mind I rotate a 3D wireframe cube to simulate the action of fucking
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
how to become more ethereal, gendereless, androgynous
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
how to become more ethereal, gendereless, androgynous
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
all this oil couldnt possibly get into my dick or my ass
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
vote for me is vote for pee !
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
looked up covid tests and got vaginal health screening kits call that covidussy
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
call me charlie kirks grave the way i be drinking piss
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ate the trump beef now im straight cis and neurosyphilis
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ate the trump beef now im straight cis and neurosyphilis
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hello! Welcome! Welcome to my blog. I am pleased to announce that i have no more ideas for posts, and i am even less pleased to announce that i am about to shit myself
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hello! Welcome! Welcome to my blog. I am pleased to announce that i have no more ideas for posts, and i am even less pleased to announce that i am about to shit myself
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Charlie Kirk’s competitive Pokémon team consists of the following: 1)Magikarp 2)Magikarp 3)Magikarp 4)Magikarp 5)Magikarp 6)Ditto (it just turns into another Magikarp)
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
*bleeding out on the floor* no! my security deposit!
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
the first pride was not unlike the last supper, in that a bunch of freaks got together to fuck and suck and do crimes.
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
as a boomer it is my duty to be confidently wrong about things despite any and all evidence
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
*bleeding out on the floor* no! my security deposit!
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
just you wait: one day it will beccome public knowledge that Chris Pratt is in fact a dog who is being fed oatmeal by his handlers
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 20/05/2024
her penis was so big it just kept going and going like one of those wind up toys you drop down the stairs
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "i dont have a problem with him being gay"
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
*pouring an entire tub of vtuber drink powder into a bottle of Costco vodka* goitbge world .
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
*pouring an entire tub of vtuber drink powder into a bottle of Costco vodka* goitbge world .
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I need an evil sinister MILF to feed me ice cube
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
masturbating in a bathtub full of marshmallows until a beautiful nude woman arrives and bites& sucks my dick... woop woop
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
┌─────────────────┐ │ Here lies a man │ │ who busted nuts │ │ far too much. │ └─────────────────┘
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
using my comically large key to the city to anally destroy the mayor, one thrust at a time
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
tried to overdose on aquarium water & police gave me a warning but then i started pissing so they shot me instead
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
pressure washing my penis and i accidentally got the nozzle stuck in the hole
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