Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣FKFTSH @fkftsh.myatproto.social · 1hthere has never been a better time to post this again 4166
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 8heating my words and they taste like honey nut cheerios 33815
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 9hI have complicated feelings with the death penalty, but this feels like they're about to do a public execution just to show the heathens who's in charge. Sniffs bad. www.boston.com/news/crime/2...boston.comUS Supreme Court allows Christa Gail Pike’s execution in Tennessee to go forwardThe U.S. Supreme Court is allowing the execution of Christa Gail Pike to go forward in Tennessee, overturning a last-minute stay. 030
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 11hThe replies to this are full of terminally online girlfriends saying “let the Blowjob Brothers run our economy😏” and I think I’ve figured out what the problem is: shit runs down my leg 021
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 13hIf any of you guys graduated from these schools, plug your ears so I can laugh. Fucking Devry University-ass military. 280
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣Babs ✨💖 @little-babushka.bsky.social · 16hHoes depressed! I’m not, I take meds. I beat that bitch to death! Jk I take my meds! 📣🎶 1202
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣Emmaline (BIG Tractor Haver) @sockart.bsky.social · 22hPambly 'Tractor-Kun' Buttons 031
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣Emmaline (BIG Tractor Haver) @sockart.bsky.social · 22hGood Morning, I'm full of brain garbage. Here u go! 4234
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A WHOLE NEEEEWWWW WWOOOOOORRRLDDDDD youtu.be/sx3y9vDuE5w?...youtu.beMike Jones Dick Dont Fail Me NowYouTube video by WhatsGoodMusic 111
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you like something you should be able to say you like it, and not have to explain why. Nobody needs to know that shit. 180
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I may be a abominable pig clown, but that speaks poorly for our horny data journalists, given how often I’ve been redneck when they’ve been redneck. 011
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We will never see a rapper as talented or amazing as Mike Jones ever again in our lifetime. The guy was a walking hook. 370
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣george, drinking a Busch, jr. @2002honduhh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026your dad said he likes my Heely’s 0124
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Chain-Maile:Thou hast been beset cursed words! Forward this missive unto 5 of thy kith, else thy fields dry to ruin and thy home anathema to health! 1153
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met 181181275
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 061
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Culver's put a giant smoked and deep fried cheddar cheese curd on one of their burgers. That's the skeet. 180
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I hope Why throws a live server rack into a pool, and they all jump in to join their souls with Roko's Basilisk. 1111
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dude is some kind of South African Creepypasta. 0100
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Im at town hall getting a permit to have extremely bad opinions about "The Ice Bucket Challenge, But With Piss" 022
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am obsessed with Arby's steak nuggets. The only way I can imagine their process is smoking off a bunch of seasoned sirloin tips, then sous-viding them for hours afterwards. Ship them frozen to Arby's where they are then deep fried for consumption. Amazing product, get em while you can. 4141
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'd back Anarchism more if 7/10ths of you didn't sound like Libertarians in a lower tax bracket. 260
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣Wandering Ankh @herwbenkhetlives.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So do we think Candace Owens had sex with Lauren Boebert, then, or...? 181
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@billystrings.com. Max has done a lot for others, and makes this world better. He is also very large. Could you do this for my bud? We can't hug him from where we are at. 0100
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026ACABstatic.klipy.comFun Police BoringAlt: Fun Police Boring 0150
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My family says I can't keep offering Bofa but Bank of America is taking out web ads. 091
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Not even five hours back on the Timeline and already feeling punchy. 190
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'm funny, fuck you all. 1111
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Whatever. If I am just gonna reply to people on my Alt that supposed to be impersonal I may as well reactivate. 390
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So, if I get Omega-banned? Just find a completely unhinged post, and know that I am there. 020
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Doug Stanhope is cooler than any other living comedian right now. youtu.be/NiEUNuXpZhw?...youtu.beDoug Stanhope Returns to Worcester ...& Becomes the Mayor!YouTube video by Doug Stanhope 000
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I have to quit following people back. I need to remember that I smoke drugs. 000
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣Emmaline (BIG Tractor Haver) @sockart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026its a lot simpler to catch Mothman than one might think. 1153
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣Wint Stancil @demgladiator.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think that if a powerpoint by The Satanic Temple tells you 60% of trans women, i.e. inhabitants of a rowdy roadside bar, cannot achieve a "minimal quality of life" you should kick out the Knights of Columbus 011
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣Tanuki’s Revenge @tanukisrevenge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026One of my biggest conspiracy brained thoughts is that the proliferation of reality shows was to condition folks into believing that bullshit that’s fake is actually real 1244
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Shooting Claude to impress Tilly Norwood 513418
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣Emmaline (BIG Tractor Haver) @sockart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Big Thanks to @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol for throwin a lil dosh my way :) Please enjoy this comic. 3277
𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Do you want to help me flip this rock over so we can see what lives underneath it?" 3325
Reposted by 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026First cowpoke that shot there gun in the air when everyone was shit faced must have been a LEGEND of hootin and hollarn 1174