Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Went out for Mexican food and a walk with the boy. Brought a campsnap camera. 0141
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I was listening to Sheriff this morning and noticed their crotches are blurred on the album cover and it makes it look like this guy in particular is 100% jacking off in his pants 2190
Reposted by Octopus/CavemanPirate's Cove /TheArtistBuilds @catriverstudio.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Kicking back listening to my Fleetwood Mac album. Thought you might like to see the cover art. Yes. That is a Record Bot original from the one and only @octopuscaveman.bsky.social 2153
Reposted by Octopus/CavemanHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/09/2026@octopuscaveman.bsky.social 0466
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026@edsolomon.bsky.social my friend The Christophers is fantastic 170
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I made that retardant. Everybody say good job OC 9261
Reposted by Octopus/Cavemanspimsley pete @fattypinner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026not to be outdone by the adventurous, curious, fearless inventors of humanity—the Teslas, the Newtons, the Curies, the Wrights—i just made a sandwich where i toasted one of the pieces of bread but not the other 2173
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I feel like Nathan Fielder is behind this 0184
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Can’t believe she died on a titty Tuesday 3445
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I think the worst part about panic attacks is every day of my life I feel like I’m going to die and one day Im going to be right 2230
Reposted by Octopus/CavemanFullyLoadedNachos 💦🥩 @laurask.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Took me a minute to figure out who this guy reminded me of 2112
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Goodshirts built their entire social media presence with millions of view off of one very funny joke and shirt, a joke they stole from me. Take a look at the posts that have the most views. All from a stolen post of mine from 2018. 3182
Reposted by Octopus/CavemanJonathan Douglas PhD CPsych @jonathanconp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Things that really shouldn’t need to be said 0143
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Please stop shooting at our firefighting planes 3216
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 21/08/202622 loads of retardant in under 4 hours today in the hot Wyoming sun. I am fried my dudes. Brutal day. 6280
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Here’s a fun thing you can do if you own a DVD copy of Election. This is why physical media is so important. 1527
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Posted this on Facebook in 2018. It was posted on Twitter years before that. Now this shirt company is going viral on every platform and basically selling my joke. So tired of everyone making money off my jokes but me. 1133
Reposted by Octopus/CavemanFletch @fletchmonger.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Your robot with a heart made me think of this drawing my mom made me for Valentine’s Day. Thought you would like it. 161
Reposted by Octopus/CavemanLooShagBrolly @looshagbrolley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026These are great. That is all. 051
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026When Aladdin came out I really wanted to see it but I pretended I didn’t want to see it. My grandpa pretended he really wanted to see it and asked me if I would go with him. I was so happy but pretended I wasn’t. When he died I pretended I was okay but I wasn’t. 2518
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Installed a new toilet at work and everyone is mad at me for sending this in the group chat 4322
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Got blackout drunk and this morning i saw a 20 minute outgoing phone call to my ex on my phone. 5170
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Mr. Beast should stop giving people money and start giving them blowjobs 1191
Reposted by Octopus/CavemanIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I AM A MUTANT WITH A HAND FOR A FOOT 601703252
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My love for you is like a truck BERZERKER 3130
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Putting a hat on backwards before I take a shit so if anyone ever walks in on me they’ll know Im cool as hell 0222
Reposted by Octopus/CavemanDenver is too damn high 🚲 @yodelinghippie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I think I have the other side of the machine from the 4th one! 181
Reposted by Octopus/Caveman⚰️👻 L.T. Sarcoph-Vargus, disgraced author 👻⚰️ @ltvargus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026the times when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child, is when the Great Eagles of Middle Earth came and flew me to Lothlorien 06824
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026@lucyundersnowe.bsky.social oh my God I missed you my friend ❤️ 120
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I once dated a girl and like 4 months into our relationship she said i was the first bisexual guy she had ever dated and I was like “Im not bisexual.” She looked shocked and said “well you seem bisexual.” I think about that a lot. 2150
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I haven’t painted in a while but I was looking through some old paintings and here are a few I love. 314120
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I have this cool app on my phone that shows me what I would look like as a fat person. It’s called Camera. 1271
Reposted by Octopus/CavemanMereKatt @merekatt.bsky.social · 25/07/2026My pocket friend @octopuscaveman.bsky.social 281
Reposted by Octopus/Cavemanborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I’ll always remember Charlie Kirk as the guy who blocked me when I tagged him in a Turning Point USA Photoshop 1947768
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026This is the perfect size for a screwdriver. A lot of people will say you need a bigger one but this one will get the job done. 5260
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026When I was a kid we had 420 and 69. Now we have 6-7. I patiently await the release of the final joke numbers to unlock the key of time. 1241
Reposted by Octopus/CavemanNathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏 58153743628
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026IMDB Parent’s Guide entries all read like short poems. Here are my favorites for The Odyssey 3173
Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026A fun thing to do is censor stock photos of people coughing 2346
Reposted by Octopus/CavemanSwim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Every time a politician speaks a kitten loses a toe bean 0114
![on the left, a tweet I posted on February 18, 2018 at 1:44 pm that says “.@charliekirk11 makes a good point, guys” with a Photoshop of a Turning Point USA ad showing Charlie Kirk with his index finger up to his lips and looking to the right. the text in his direction reads “[in blue] HOW CAN I DESCRIBE WHAT A VAGINA LOOKS LIKE [in red] IF I’VE NEVER SEEN A VAGINA BEFORE?” then in smaller letters “CHARLIE KIRK, FOUNDER, TURNING POINT USA”. the TPUSA logo is on the bottom left. the watermark reads “@bornmiserable • WWW.BORNMISERABLE.COM.”
to the right is Charlie Kirk’s response on his Twitter timeline (main page). it shows his profile picture, then Charlie Kirk, @charliekirk11, then at the bottom it reads:
“@charliekirk11 blocked you
You are blocked from following @charliekirk11 and viewing @charliekirk11’s tweets”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/bafkreidg6cig5eg6xsagrh2j2nxrjdl33xnghhpx3yrhigjlrpyeovazpq)
