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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 13/06/2024
jeez this new guy on the server is talkative. nice tho. more optimistic than the rest of you which is tbf, a kinda nice change of pace from how dreary everyone else has been feeling. he's talking a lot more every time someone mentions search engines or advertising
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 13/06/2024
you go to complain to your friends. they're all annoyed by the gross zombies filling the dead mall of the internet too. everyone exchanges some new weird thing they saw recently
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 13/06/2024
wait this is basically just a list summarizing the original article. where is it? what is this site? you go back and click another site in the results. it's the same. another one. the sites have the exact same not-article on every one of them. where'd the original go?
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026
hey remember my posts from years ago about how SEO hacks/spoofing and engagement chasing was creating a zombie internet of false sites/activity and the intro of AI was just going to complete that by filling every space with shambling hordes of disturbing unlife things pretending to be ppl you knew?
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026
skimmed the timeline after waking up and none of you are posting good today. it's fine, these things happen just work on it and i'll be back to check on you later
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 24/09/2026
i'm on newgame++ so i had to take the penalties
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 24/09/2026
doing Bisexual Behavior on Bisexual Day of Visibility
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garf's favorite daughter @amygarf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
getting the corningware blue cornflower pattern as both a womb tattoo and tramp stamp
a corningware casserole dish (probably 9"x9") with the blue cornflower pattern printed on it. three blue flowers on stems with leaves. The opposite side is not pictured but would have the same pattern.
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 24/09/2026
FISH DISH!!
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 24/09/2026
you haven’t lived until you’ve gotten dicked down by Unregistered Firearms
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 23/09/2026
i think the only way for the journalistic profession as a whole to save face with society itself at this point is if enough embrace an ethic of full self martyrdom
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 22/09/2026
also hi, classes went ok today
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 22/09/2026
if someone ignored the #1 and popped all the top pricks' like veep's or miller's balloons at once but left a note saying verbatim "Hey Big Man, sorry about that. Had to do it. Genuinely hope the ballroom comes out look great though" i feel like there's a 40% chance Trump pardons em
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 21/09/2026
*nodding* DMT ⠀
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Paeorþ DiCentrella @trans-scriber.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
i want to shower before it gets late but she hates when i move her towels
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
woman who dates Dennis Reynolds because she's into the Implication
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
no no, none of that deleting. we need to talk about why some of you have This on hand, ready to whip out
"She seems to have a history of this though. I noticed her being shitty to another trans person on here months ago so I unfollowed. Then I saw what she said yesterday and felt affirmed in my decision. 
This article has several other examples."

and a link to what appears to be a website that catalogs all the potential transgressions and internet crimes of any notable trans woman for quick review of why you should hate them. that's concerning
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
oh word, they made trans encyclopedia dramatica now?
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 27/04/2026
i know it's not that funny. you don't have to tell me it's not that funny. it's fuckin one-shotting me and i don't know why. i think i'm just cooked
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 05/04/2025
it's always really funny to me how some artists decided to square the circle of mermaids having fish tails instead of split legs but still wanting pussy on the menu, by just pushing the tail part down a bit so they got an ass hangin out like a girl pullin her jeans up
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
"You don't have a sex drive do you? Are you sure you're not asexual?" "look, my sex drive is basically wanting what wolverine & sabertooth have in the 1st xmen movie, but as sisters"
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
this is the mathematician equivalent of dying in honorable battle
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persephinae @persephinae.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
it's so cool how we're going to spend the next [Forever] being told we don't know how politics works by the dumbest Adults In The Room in the smuggest tones humanly possible
cam st eel. bsky .social
@ cam ste el. bsky. social
Campaigning for a Democrat? Why would other Democrats do that? Who was Cuellar running against at the time? A Republican? Would that have been a better choice? 

So Biden changed his stance and you want to hold him to his previous stance? No one's allowed to change their position on anything?
2:10 PM · Sep 20, 2026Scott 📎😷 free Link defund/abolish 12 Black Lives Matter Menor 🍉
 @smenor.phd
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Campaigning FOR A PRO-FORCED-BIRTH-DEMOCRAT DURING A FUCKING PRIMARY IN A SAFE DISTRICT WHEN THERE WAS A MUCH BETTER CANDIDATE WHO WAS NOT PRO-FORCED-BIRTH
He didn't 「 change his stance 」 he changed what he said publicly, left Hyde out of one budget proposal, signed it in, and included it later

Scott 📎😷 free Link defund/abolish 12 Black Lives Matter Menor 🍉
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This is why I can not fucking stand you brunch libs you have no principles nor values nor standards
Everything you don't like or want to hear is 「 fake news 」 and you twist reality and logic to work backwards from the conclusion every bit as much as red MAGA and even more harmful.


cam stee l.bsky .social
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It's not about principles. Voting is a Venn diagram. You look at the overlap between your own values and the candidate's values and then choose the viable candidate with the largest overlap. It's not complicated. Pelosi and Clyburn understand that. Very few people agree on everything.

Bebop Barabbas
@maxculbertson.bsky.social
Do you know what a primary is?
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
mechsplo setting but the military is written like actual grunt life and it's a lot of waiting & transport and being miserable because supplies are never on time and they're shit when they get there and most of your time is menial duties and annoying COs giving stupid busywork to feel more important
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Mike Maihack @mikemaihack.com · 20/09/2026
Some more Kara in the Batcave shenanigans. 🦇
More Batgirl and Supergirl fanart, this time Kara having a bit of fun in one of Barman's BAT-tle suits (against Batgirls heeded warning). Cue best gravely voice impersonation: "I'm Batman! Gotham needs justice! I should drink more coffee!" I'm sure good ol' Bruce would agree with all of this.
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
trying to get the content of an email to a new student just right where they get their bad question answered completely without overexplaining so much they think i'm being patronizing...
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Biblically Accurate VLC Instance
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
responding to work emails while posting so all the posts have a different tone cuz i can't put my head into inflammatory nonsense mode
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
starting to really worry about students cuz they used to ask me how to do a thing in their video assignments now they're asking me how to- idk if i can describe the situation fully but like "How do i do anything?" is kinda the gist. in like, a way that seems kinda different and idk what's up
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
and now my inbox is flooded with emails from students who realized their first assignment is due tomorrow and waited until the weekend to ask me how to do it. (yes there are instructions. no they're not looking at them)
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
dont feel good
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
it was just that 1 person online, why get so upset. it was just that 1 statement from a candidate, you need to chill. it was just that 1 campaign ad, you can't paint everyone with a broad brush. it was just that 1 bill, it's not the end of the world. it was just that 1 administration you're overreac
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
watching knifemaking videos as God intended
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
t-minus 10 hours until the collective moment everyone of note fully forgets trans ppl aren't a bourgeois white affectation and all the poc and immigrant transes become invisible again
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 15/09/2026
democratic candidates must understand that turning their backs on trans ppl is not a winning strategy. they can realize that now, before it's too late if they listen to the massive noise we're making now warning them that it is a losing strategy they must turn away from
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Bobbi :3 @bobbi74.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
i'm gonna have seconds of spam n rice
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
lol, everyone onboard with you completely letting go and ripping into some shithead and you flub the landing entirely. truly one of the community's greatest minds
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 15/09/2026
if i burn my arm or even incinerated alive holding your face in the flame maybe you'll think twice next time you consider trying to sacrifice one of us again
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
JOI - I'm your extremely close friend and over the course of the next 23 minutes I'm about to help you feel reaaaaally good AND at the same time make our friendship 10x more complicated in a way that makes you have trouble falling asleep at night for weeks afterwards
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
someone showed him a new AI video they wanna try doing now
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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
i have such a softspot in my heart for weird shaped cds/dvds
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