🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 6hguy who hates to see people in a movie. can't stand it. he can only watch cars, the lion king and dark crystal 280
🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 6hthe name's alabaster sneezeguard and i'm a single issue voter. we need to decriminalize yo-yo related assault and battery 1130
🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 03/10/2026you heard this video game, give your children sugar 131
🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"when your underwear is fresh outta the dryer and they make your balls all toasty. that's the good shit" - darth plagueis the wise 1113
🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 02/10/2026apparently there's a pop singer named adela? sorry, but my aging brain only has room for adele in there. no room for something similar 070
🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"sleeping pig wakes up for a cookie" is the only good youtube video. get rid of all the rest 290
🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 01/10/2026why isn't there a three or four handed sword. what if a buddy wants to get in on the blade swingin action with you 4163
🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 30/09/2026deadite jason bateman: hey, pal. hey buddy. thinking about swallowing your soul *does a slight, yet frustrated grin* 051
🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 30/09/2026fish news: water? still wet. still good to breathe. still got stuff in it that you can eat 1150
🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you, sir, are a cockamamie nincompoop! a wilting of the lowest order!! a fucker, even, 1110
🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026what's this. what am i looking at. what have they done to shy guy 1214
🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026what makes witches halloweeny and wizards not 10212
🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026if they end up shutting down the philly natural history museum, i'm blowing up the universe 2114
🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the condom is a bib for the penis - john quincy adams 2131
🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026brothers invented the hot air balloon, the airplane, the motion picture camera. what have brothers invented lately? a whole lotta jackshit! 4160
🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i'm being shot for not listening to country. but i'm currently listening to train to skaville by the ethiopians, i protest! not woke enough, they bellow! you got to listen to a song about trucks and ice cold beer, you fucking subversive! 070
🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026~spoilers for the end of kirby and the forgotten land~ i like how the pink one kills the god-like boss by slamming his mac truck form into it. HIT GOD WITH A TRUCK 350
Reposted by 🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 05/11/2025"oi mister, you a chimney sweep?" - mia goth, greeting a subway sandwich artist 0113
🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 27/09/2026yeah, if he's such a goddamn amazing child prodigy, why doesn't he just help himself?? 180
🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it's 2026. it's about time star trek gives us a threevok 3210
🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 25/09/2026love it when the ps5 says i can scan a qr code to see what changes a system update is gonna make. hey, how about you just put that info on the screen im currently looking at, you robber barons 2251
🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 25/09/2026SO HAPPY PEOPLE ARE ENJOYING THE GAME RN 😠😡 0110
🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 24/09/2026everybody wants to bring back the golden horde but no one wants to learn how to fire a bow from horse back smdh 1173
