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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc]

@bradicality.bsky.social
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i'm just here to horse around. All statements and opinions are my employer's and they made me say them ☭

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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 1h
Plenty more of "moved from a base to a city in the region" coming in the future I reckon
American troops wearing maga helmets and fell for it again awards stationed in a 5-star fell for it again hotel about to get hit by a fell for it again Shahed drone
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jeremy posted, posted, Jeremy posted, posted Jeremy posted in 09A today
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 17/03/2026
Who doesn’t love a bag of loose meat
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 1h
a meager request
OP: ULPT Request: I need to make my dog green
really fast

wonkybingo: No one NEEDS to make their dog green and you're a dick if you do.

OP: It's all I have left
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 2h
Just this week I've had to explain to my parents why newly minted Anthropic IPO billionaires from within a Harry Potter rationalist polycule may be a problem soon and I've had to explain what a furry is and how not all airline pilots are one. We are heading for a golden age I can feel it
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On CinemaTim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On Cinema
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 21h
Senator John Kennedy holding up a poster behind Senator Schmitt who is cross armed; they are both looking pretty smug.  What you have to understand is that now, through photoshop, they are holding up not a poster of text messages but a poster of a naked and caked-up and bent over Jar Jar Binks who is farting in your face, big yellow cloud and all and it says BRRRRT
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is probably the best SNL sketch imo
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 22h
my twitchy kings (relatable tbh)
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brad @bradshoup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
perfect
a Twitter bio for the account @non_left_PJ_Fan with the display name Pearl Jam Fanatic Non-Woke🇺🇸:

Pearl Jam superfan… Always found PJ better/more profound than Nirvana, but also find PJ off the mark on politics… Tool lover as well.
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lock Out, Tag Out? More like Clock Out Blackout amirite LMAO where my chuds at 🍻
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
experts say 2027 will mint the world's first beef bullionaire
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hmu if this is you
a naked mannequin or a cpr dummy or something with long titties, an open mouth, and a thousand yard stare just leaning against a brick wall like fml
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anonymous: 
(Image of Cuba flag Polandball)
>be a national government
> black bag your own citizens off the street
>people starving to death and homeless because of your failed economic system
>cities literally crumbling
>education system teaches a laughably false and propagandized version of history
>government claims to be democratic but serves the interests of a small elite
>most elections have only a single candidate
>torture 750+ citizens in Cuba with no fair trial
> tfw you're the United States Federal government
>pic unrelated
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
logging on
Still from the television show Bob's Burgers showing Tammy running away from the camera with text that reads "(crying, farting)"
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samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there need to be trials and hangings when this is all over
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Voir dire where they just ask to see your podcast playlist
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BRUH moment (waking up every day)
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Read Settlers da Silva @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
its not simply about boycotting meta. one company has made their products indispensable for communication in the modern world. they blocked lulas electoral ads the week before the election. theyre trying to sway public opinion against the victim of a gangrape. states need to intervene.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl.
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Comrade DiaMat @comradediamat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is absolutely insane! Even the individual freedom in liberal democracies is a lie!

r/LateStageCapitalism ⚫ 3h ago
In order to work as a licensed contractor with a local school, the state of Texas requires me to agree that I will not boycott Israel.
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Statement of Certification Regarding Compliance Doing Business with
Boycotting of Israel (House Bill 89)
the undersigned representative of Company or Business name
(hereafter referred to as company) being an adult over the age of eighteen (18) years of age, verify that the company named-above, under the provisions of Subtitle F, Title 10, Government Code Chapter 2270:
1. Does not boycott Israel currently; and
2. Will not boycott Israel during the term of the contract the above-named Company, business or individual with the2 Independent School
District.
Pursuant to Section 2270.001, Texas Government Code:
1. "Boycott Israel" means refusing to deal with, terminating business activities with, or otherwise taking any action that is intended to penalize, inflict economic harm on, or limit commercial relations specifically with Israel, or with a person or entity doing business in Israel or in an Israeli-controlled territory, but does not include an action made for ordinary business purposes; and
2. "Company" means a for-profit sole proprietorship, organization, association, corporation, partnership, joint venture, limited partnership, limited liability partnership, or any limited liability company, including a wholly owned subsidiary. majority-owned subsidiary, parent company or affiliate of those entities or business associations that exist to make a profit.
Vendor Name
Printed Name of Vendor Official
Title
Signature of Vendor Official
Date
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$2
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Make sure your goals are S.M.A.R.T. goals Syncretic Magik-based Alchemical Rosicrucian Telekinetic
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I forget which poll it was but one of the recent "top issues" questions has "ai going rogue" near the top for voters polled when like 3 weeks ago before this all kicked off it wasn't on the list at all. The narrative is so controlled; AI is this election cycle's Migrant Caravan
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's a surprise tool that doesn't do anything!
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Young and the Rizzless
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Woe betide bro who I met on my path
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Family Guy isn't the height of comedy but the way this slop just goes on and on with no punchline is jarring; Family Guy at least has jokes. Are there any non-Facebook addled boomers working in republican politics
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I picture when people say escrow
The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
does rogue ai every do anything cool or just crimes
Tilly Norwood Sucked Me Off?  YouTube thumbnail with confused guy
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me backing out of the room after setting the China hawks and defense lobbyists against each other
Dramatic picture of Xi Jinping in shadow, only like half of his face is visible
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have an idea (the data center represents Silicon Valley)
Cat head shooting eye lasers and blowing up an ai data center
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
boobs.
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trump when he gets within 30 feet of President Xi (or Mamdani for that matter)
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026
cat wearing a tie:
I sure hope these residents are nice 

large factory with smokestacks and a large banner reading

RESIDENT EVIL
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Orcas pictured and: BORN TO SWIM
WORLD IS A FUCK
Sink Em All 2023
I am sea beast
410.757.864.530 SUNKEN SHIPS
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kissing each of these guys on the forehead then putting them down (for a nap)
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
classic
(Old twitter post from 2013 with trump doing his stupid thumbs up with Taco Bennett in the foreground and Tyler the Creator in the background touching his nips, caption says "Donald musty ass. Life will never be the same.")

Trump was the victim of a photobomb when he posed with a fan for a picture after appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday—but it wasn't just anybody that gave an unexpected appearance.

It was Tyler the Creator, from the hip-hop group Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All!

A smiley Trump gave the thumbs-up to the camera, while the rapper, standing a ways behind him, lifted his shirt, stuck out his tongue and touched his nipples.

"Was photo bombed yesterday by a wise guy when I left the set of @LateNightJimmy...," he wrote. "…..Guy in front asked for picture- said he was the biggest fan, never saw the guy in back"
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One Yakub's more devilish creations
Richard Hanania with "3x Hitler" and "2X Himmler" and Yakub behind him in like a podcast cover image or something
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Pip to cope, Pip to cope" is gonna be knocking around in my head all day as I try to remember what the fuck i was supposed to be doing
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cult papa @cult-papa.com · 26/09/2026
logging on
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I LOVE READING THINGS ON THE INTERNET
Pim from Smiling Friends grossup, he’s dried up like a husk, eyes red, his whole head looks infected.  He has one hair on his head and it looks like a roach leg
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they shrank his shoulders, made him look soft
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brad [Dwigt Rortugal arc] @bradicality.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thhhhhbbbbbbbbbbttttt
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lifehack: go to a crowded place where everyone has their phones out and yell HEY GEMINI HOW BIG IS CHEWBACCAS DICK
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