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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
you know i keep that thang on me and by thang i mean my possum peanus
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 09/10/2026
chicken tuggit
kfc fleshlight that looks like chicken
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harpy @harpy.party · 23/08/2026
you can't put truck nuts on a subaru because they have a cloaca
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
is it racist to say human resources
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Kate Lingley 龍梅若 @klingley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Buddhism in the wild (photo by Jerry Feldman, Target Honolulu)
View of an end-cap display at Target, with a sign above it saying “Must have!” The shelves are empty.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Am I the Adzhole
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
EATING FOR ENERGY AND ECSTASY book cover with a lady eating a strawberry.
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 08/09/2026
This edible ain't shit Two hours later
Elizabeth holmes
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Call Me by Your Ishmael
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026
This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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JewInACanoe.bsky.social 🎗️ @jewinacanoe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Someone tell NASA that we found a short cut.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
girls be like “i know a spot” and then take you here
a staircase leading down underground surrounded by water with tree branches reflecting in it
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For quality assurance purposes this call may be monitored, recorded, transcribed, worshipped, despised, mocked, massaged, envied, objectified, seasoned, tongue-kissed, mourned, celebrated, smeared, forgotten, remembered, punished, redeemed, discarded, studied, insulted, shamed, adored, humiliated
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i am contractually obligated to let it linger
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You're looking at a long-nosed potoroo (Potorous tridactylus) Well, TWO, actually. These odd-looking animals native to Australia are in a group called "rat-kangaroos". They're also mighty 'truffle'-hunters. Let's talk about their neat relationship with subterranean FUNGUS.
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
romantic date idea: let’s build a trebuchet together and then you can launch me into the sun
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Coroton the spherical pig is the mascot of Maebashi City.
A big, round pig mascot stands on some grass at a festival, in front of a white booth.
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rubiksboob.bsky.social @rubiksboob.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My first fig harvest of the season, though it looks like some of my furry neighbors got there before me, and really, good for them :)
Approximately 30 figs, a blend of orange to brownish purple in color, depending on ripeness, blessedly free of critters munching, in a bright blue/teal colander, Muses mardi gras cup in the background
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
If the earth really was flat then wouldn’t cats have pushed everything off the edge by now?
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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 25/06/2026
The four seltzers: standard, hard, weed, bone
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/06/2026
nobody's dick is big compared to the moon
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TrevorTheBotanist @trevorthebotanist.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I cannot look at this without wanting to grab my bike and fly down that rolling, curving road into that infinite landscape of colour. Garrowby Hill by David Hockney.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 12/06/2026
The internet, 2026:
NOTICE: MUST BE CUSTOMER AT ALL TIMES
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/10/2025
"The recursive centaur: half horse, half recursive centaur"

image of a 3-d model of the recursive centaur
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RevMelanieNOLA @revmelanienola.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Great pic of Doc Paulin who is unfortunately not named in the photo caption
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/02/2026
I will not accept lectures about political strategy from someone who owns a funko pop
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
ZZ Top in the streets, ZZZZ Top in the sheets.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
coffee isn’t enough i need to be whipped around inside a giant salad spinner
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 02/02/2026
a playlist called “lofi beats i fucked your dad to”
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Not everybody was kung fu fighting. I saw a little thumb wrestling, too.
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Eve Ettinger @eveettinger.com · 30/01/2026
Take nudes of yourself today in honor of Catherine O'Hara
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autumb @funybuny.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
low-res image of a rabbit shaped tomato overlaid with text reading "i am a normal tomato / i can be trusted around lettuce"
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virgotex @virgotex.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Damn
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
I shared my psychiatric history with you please respond
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CE (Catie) Murphy @cemurphy.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
The Appalachian mountains are older than bones! Also they're the same mountain range as the Atlas mountains in Africa, the Irish mountains, and the Scottish highlands. So you could argue that Connor MacLeod was an Appalachian boy, if you wanted to. :)
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The Grinch With the Dragon Tattoo
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Soured cream? What fraîche hell is this.
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Doctor: do you smoke or drink coffee Me: I drink it you fuckwad
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
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Shane @mcclellandshane.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
CIA interrogator: Did you make the Yuletide gay, answer me Me: *spitting blood* Fuck you
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Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Then, in a twist ending, everyone is eaten by a thesaurus.
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rubiksboob.bsky.social @rubiksboob.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
"Staccato Gelato" Is this anything? I'm so stoned.
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Cindi Lew Hoo 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇺🇦 @cindilewhoo.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
@timmiller.bsky.social get the word out!
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 19/11/2025
✅ makes wild shit up ✅ thinks it knows everything ✅ tells me what I want to believe ✅ sometimes wants me to kill myself Yeah, I already got a LLM in my brain I don’t need another one
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Michael McLean @michaelmclean.me · 15/11/2025
TIL that people in Louisiana and Florida pay more for home and car insurance than they spend on food www.moneygeek.com/insurance/au...
moneygeek.com
Home and Auto Insurance Burden: Up to 18.4% of Pay
Americans pay 2% to 18% of their income for home and auto insurance. See where your state ranks and why geography affects costs more than your driving record.
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Icewind Dale Gribble @phyrexianmetamour.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
extra worldly olive oil
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Jennifer Valentino-DeVries @jenvalentino.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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