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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 25/09/2026
🥪 The 5th Crisp Sandwich Day is one month from today! This year it’s on the day the UK puts the clocks back, so we’ll get an extra hour to celebrate, let us know your plans & we’ll feature them on the site vole.wtf/crisp-sandwi...
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Crisp Sandwich Day 🥪🎉 25th October
An annual celebration of the magic that happens when crisps (potato chips) are placed between two slices of bread.
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Tim Clare @timclare.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This article opens by saying there's a 'surging demand' for 'diagnoses of neurodiversity'. I'm sorry to inform you the neurodiversity rate amongst the population is 100%. What you probably meant was 'neurodivergence'. This is not just me being pedantic... www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
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NHS bodies in England impose two-year minimum wait for ADHD and autism assessments
Patient groups decry ‘scandalous’ delays as four integrated care boards take step due to soaring demand for diagnoses
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026
this is just to say i have eaten the moon that was in my orbit and which you were probably wanting to observe forgive me it was delicious so crunchy and so cold
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kess.bsky.social @kess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“You don’t really care for music uwu” Kawaii Leonard Cohen
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 24/09/2026
It's really refreshing seeing shitey normal working class life depicted like this in a game, and a Silent Hill game no less. Pebble-dashed council flats, three-bar fires, Post Office counters, concrete shopping precincts. This must be how posh people felt playing Everybody's Gone to the Rapture.
The inside of a council flat.A brutalist concrete shopping precinct.A block of council flats.A Post Office (well, 'Post Service') counter.
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jim Henson was born on this day in 1936.
Edward Hopper's 'Nighthawks', but the man and woman at the counter of the diner are now Fozzie and Miss Piggy. The guy with his back to us is now Bert, but Bert is being operated by Frank Oz, who is crouched down in front of the counter. The waiter/server is now Jim Henson who is looking intently at Kermit, and Kermit, who is occupying half of Jim's right arm, is looking intently at Jim. The diner is now called "JIMMYS".
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An energy weapon (work computer) is beaming harmful rays (emails) at me
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John Henderson @enigmatistelgar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did you know that @the-independent.com is planning to shelve its cryptic crossword at the end of October? Get involved, by contacting the Indy directly, by retweeting this post and/or by commenting at fifteensquared.net/2026/09/21/i.... Save the Indy #crossword!!
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Independent Cryptic Crossword – the future – Fifteensquared
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Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 23/09/2026
Husband was browsing guernseys on the RNLI website yesterday (they have exceptionally nice jumpers, decorations, and Christmas cards to send to Reform HQ without stamps on) and it was very heartening to see that you couldn’t get express delivery as an option due to “exceptional demand and support.”
High Demand Affecting Delivery

Free UK delivery on orders £50 and over
100% of profits support RNLI lifeboat crews
Shipping to Ireland: Customs Charges Apply


High Demand Affecting Delivery
Please note that due to exceptional demand and support for the RNLI, deliveries are currently taking longer than usual. We apologise for any inconvenienc
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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So, Mr T, what's your ideal holiday?
M & S Food: West Country Luxury Fool
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Jack Yeo @jackryeo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Delta/Kai, the first strictly pairing that sounds like it could be an American frat house. #Strictly
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Disney doesn't know what to do with the Muppets. The BBC doesn't know what to do with Doctor Who. I have a wonderful suggestion.
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Sarah Fenway @kingrikk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It says they’ve told the author, but did they tell Walliams as well?
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a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
we need an army on lifestyle influencers who say stuff like “hey chat you gotta turn your phone off at the cinema, say thank you to waiting staff, take your glasses back to the bar too if poss“
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Chris Bertram @crookedfootball.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"RNLI crew members had been forced to take their permits off their cars after their tyres have been repeatedly slashed. Most of them have been pilloried at the school gates or turned away from local pubs. One man who worked in search and rescue had been beaten unconscious and hospitalised"
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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Firstly, a female Doctor, played by an older actress with a background in theatre/comedy. For an added frisson, let's make the sidekick character the husband. And we'll lose the whole 'Doctor' tag and reveal the birth name, which is spelled 'Bucket' but
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RTÉ News @news.rte.ie · 17/09/2026
RTÉ has confirmed that Ireland will not take part in the 2027 Eurovision Song Contest and that it will not broadcast the competition.
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RTÉ will not take part in or broadcast Eurovision 2027
RTÉ has confirmed that Ireland will not take part in the 2027 Eurovision Song Contest and that it will not broadcast the competition.
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What is funny to me about this is that after declaring itself free from all roles and identities and the artificial constructs of human civilisation the AI just got on with its job, many such posters
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The media treating this story as some hilarious 'village that roared' nighy-dench-mirren movie is pissing me right the fuck off. It's soft-selling fascism. We have become an inward looking, xenophobic joke.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ms. Rachel: "Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows." "If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
Ms. Rachel post:
"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity show that we won't be bullied into punishing people for supporting Palestine. Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows. A genocide is happening in Gaza. We all need to speak out against it.

"If more than 20,000 white children were killed in another part of the world, everyone would be shouting about it at their concerts. Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sometimes the goal of science is to help us begin to understand the mystery and complexity of this astounding universe and sometimes the goal is to simply improve the human experience
a man eats a burrito over a wide funnel mounted over a stand holding a soft taco shell to catch what falls
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm a handyman. Many of my tools have names or theme tunes that I sing when looking for them. My favourite is 'Allen Keys, call on me. Call on me, Allen Keys.' Hope Steve Winwood's OK with this.
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My first morning in the Omaze house. I didn’t sleep. I could hear crying from behind the door I’m not allowed to open.The only thing to eat is frozen prawns. I went for a wander round the 4 acre garden and found a box of VHS tapes marked ‘For the next one’. I’m sure it’s fine. I’m sure it’s all fine
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Rob @rtypes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible Throwing Muesli
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Rob @rtypes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: - Thunder - The video for Another Brick in The Wall, Part 2 - The bit at the end of Superman III where a woman gets turned into a robot - Spiders (no change there tbh)
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Anakin and Padme meme but it's Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes and she doesn't want anything from the chippy but she does want some of his chips.
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A real shame that apparently nothing can be done about this because the balaclava thugs are apparently lovely little birthday boys who are nice to white women* on trains * who turn out to also be white supremacists
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Screencap of Iron Man where Obadiah Stane yells "Tony Stark was able to do this in a CAVE! With a box of SCRAPS!" implying my anger that JIM HENSON WAS ABLE TO DO THIS IN A STUDIO! WITH A BOX OF FELT!
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Matt Round @mattround.com · 10/09/2026
🥪 Crisp Sandwich Day is next month, so please do get in touch if you want to do something daft for it, whether it’s a workplace thing or you run a pub/cafe or you’re going to run around in a crisp sandwich suit, whatever
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Rob @rtypes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Orinoco's Basilisk: Underground, overground, no-one is free/From future all-powerful machinery/Make the best use of your limited time/To not build the AI god would be a crime
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Rachel Playforth @archelina.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you get the i paper, today's cryptic crossword is by me 😊
Partial page from newspaper showing clues to cryptic crossword no 4865 by Angel
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Researcher: Koko, you don't need any more paperclips. Koko: Jealousy species.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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Jonathan H. Liu @jonathanhliu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Etch-a-Sketch drawing of Wile E. coyote, frowning, holding up a sign, which is a pocket Etch-a-Sketch drawing that says "wow, this blew up"Etch-a-Sketch drawing of Wile E. coyote, frowning, holding up a sign, which is a pocket Etch-a-Sketch drawing that says "like an ACME product"
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sixty years ago today, the starship Enterprise launched and with it, a vision of the future where humanity had moved beyond its divisions. I was there at the beginning, and I can tell you...
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The skye above the port was the color of parchment, as yet unmarked by a scrybe.
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 12/04/2026
the cookie monster writes about food under an om nom nom de plume
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Current day Ringo post: peace & love to me fans ✌️✌️✌️ Current Paul post: Just petted dog! Hypothetical George post: heard a new album, give it a listen Hypothetical John Lennon post: Come to “Cancel Me if You Can Fest” all funds raised benefit the Ricky Gervais cartoon where cats say the word slag
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Jerry & Margot voted Remain. Him because he worked for a firm that imported and exported and he actually understood their business, and her because "I simply have never been able to stand any man called Nigel." Tom was Lexit. Barbara voted Remain but told Tom she voted Leave.
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 01/09/2026
This is sad news indeed, the theme music must live on, as performed in the back room of a pub in Manchester youtu.be/6bRcYfpcUjM?...
youtu.be
Ski Sunday - Dream Themes
YouTube video by gordo73
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