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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

me: [slinking past a row of empty urinals to a cubicle] the urinals:

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm all about that b-boy life (the b stands for Bobby Davro)

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

"Fine, I'm coming over, but you'd better not be Syd Little dancing to the filthy sax from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome when I get there." Me:

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Now available for all, when you (an honest Brit) got bilked out of your savings or found woodlice in your Pot Noodle, who did you call? My new video sidesteps potential death-traps to celebrate the white knights of consumer rights, BBC Watchdog. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OsW...

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BBC Watchdog: The White Knights of Consumer Rights

YouTube video by Stuart Millard

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hopefully he'll be able to afford some proper eyebrow dye now, and stop using Father Christmas's boot polish.

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

PM pledges to bring back wanking in the stands at football games. "It's unfair to make fans go 90 minutes without a tommy tank, especially as the ball is the same shape as a boob."

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Turns out there's another exhibit in the Five Star/Matt Bianco rude caller canon

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

While the headmaster was talking, Sid Owen wandered onto the stage. He'd gotten lost on the way to an audition. "Got a bog I can use, mate?" he asked, "me willy's fit to burst!" As he strolled out of the hall, he parted with a lovely big smile and a "be lucky!" to chants of "Ricky! Ricky!"

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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I'm going to make this my pinned post youtu.be/1MmcTxndvYY?...

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A man and a fence

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Imagine a WW2-themed Royal Variety; an uneasy mix of sombre reflection, comedy fat suits, and a 90's comedian doing the most racist thing ever to grace the Palladium stage. Patreon-exclusive for a while, Live For Peace is now available for YouTube Members too: www.youtube.com/@StuartMilla...

YouTube thumbnail featuring Sir King Prince Charles, Michael Barrymore, and Russ Abbot in a fat suit

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Firstly, a female Doctor, played by an older actress with a background in theatre/comedy. For an added frisson, let's make the sidekick character the husband. And we'll lose the whole 'Doctor' tag and reveal the birth name, which is spelled 'Bucket' but

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Now available for all, a VHS:WTF Unlucky Dip sifts through a(nother) snooker-based comedy masterclass, the musical ambitions of a 90's comedian, and a screeching 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper teaching Brit kids how to get abs while avoiding being sex-trafficked www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sge...

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VHS:WTF Unlucky Dip IV

YouTube video by Stuart Millard

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I've not checked, but I assume Piddington's lady mayoress is played by Margaret Rutherford? James Robertson Justice as bullish local businessman, Wilfrid Hyde-White the vicar. Ian Carmichael's beleaguered government official sent to sort it all out, but falls for Justice's daughter (Liz Fraser)

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Absolutely weeping with laughter at this

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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Before AI, we made our own horrors and sent them into Look-In.

A Look-in mashup of Earl Sinclair and Jeremy Beadle

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Est aliquis ad ianuam! Est aliquis ad ianuam!

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"Might I say 'fuck', sir?" "Just the once, Jeeves. And certainly not in a sexual context." PG-13 Wodehouse

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Achilles, outside the gates of Troy:

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hyacinth Bucket is a snobbish housewife and obsessive social climber, much to the chagrin of long-suffering husband Richard (a frog), while beset by constant embarrassment from her working class family, the Muppets.

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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

“I’m on the Secombe diet”

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Milligan, Sellers and Secombe getting together for a good old Goon sesh. And when they finish recording, it's back to Spike's for an 18-hour wank.

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"No, it's Al Slop, short for Alan. My twelve fingers? Simply a birth defect."

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

When are one of those celebrity boxing shows gonna put this guy up against The Royal Unit?!

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"Go ahead and fail" immediately entering my lexicon.

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

When Saddam was found in that hole, he lightened the mood by greeting soldiers with "Tis I, LeClerc!"

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Monthly Patreon thread. Tiers start at £1, with eight years of work; 958,000+ words, hours of audio/video. Here's a public index of all the posts: www.patreon.com/franticplane...

Big Mike Barrymore with a lizard on his lap

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

As they've extended the video length, I can finally post this

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

No more the mysterious, Pynchon-esque recluse, I have BROKEN MY SILENCE and finally been interviewed (via the medium of the mad questions from old Smash Hits magazines) by Daft Lass. Please give it a gander on her Patreon, which is free to read and join. www.patreon.com/FilmIsTherap...

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KEEP YER BLOODY NOSE OUT! An Interview with Stuart Millard! | Daft Lass

Hello there, Strangers of the World Wide Web! If you have stumbled across my Patreon you may very well be wondering what the fook this is,

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

POV: it's September 12th 2001. After a bad night's sleep, you switch on the telly.

Satchel-faced Kilroy hosting a show about 9/11

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Just acquired 21 episodes of The Clothes Show

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CheapShow @cheapshow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

We Made it! 500 Episodes of madcap, thrifty, hellzapoppin’ thrifting fun! To celebrate 11 years of economy comedy, Paul & Eli are putting on a live show like no other! Hold tight, it’s 2 Hrs of whatever the hell CheapShow is… but LIVE! Ep 500: The 5th Live One www.thecheapshow.co.uk/ep-500-the-5...

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Ep 500: The 5th Live One | CheapShow

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Now available for all, with its exciting new developments ranging from pocket calculators to the internet, Tomorrow's World was a promised future of technological utopia. Were they right? Wade through the slop-filled broken algorithms to my new video and find out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q1V...

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Tomorrow's World: Promises of a Lost Future

YouTube video by Stuart Millard

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

[Jade Goody 'am I minging' voice] am I a chopped unc?!

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Sad to hear of the death of Frank Pubes, ironically the only member of ZZ Bottom to be bald as an egg down there.

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 18/08/2026

This really is quite remarkable.

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Noel Edmonds visiting the set of Small Prophets

A stupid picture from one of those dumb Beatles films

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"That gets 'em all laffin'!" Now available for all, Telly On Wheels returns, with class clowns, gender divides, and brutal kitchen sink dilemmas, to the days when schools programmes sought to raise discussion on 'issues' www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OZK...

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Telly on Wheels II: Schools Programmes Do 'Issues'

YouTube video by Stuart Millard

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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Goodnight to our friend Screaming Mad George. An entire generation of horror fans were birthed from your blend of surrealism and carnality. Your contributions to the genre flowed from the grotesque to the dynamically impossible. We hope you know you were loved by genre fans around the world.

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Made me jump so much I dropped all my lit matches

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