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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 4h

Someone's just sent me a photo from the early 90s when we got home from the pub and found a bottle of Brut 33 talc.

3 pissed twats, looking like a painter's radio, covered in talc. That's me in the middle, when I had a lovely helmet of hair.

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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 6h

Robbie here, having a good old gawp at Rachel

Consecutive posts from What A Fucking Record that make it look like Robbie Williams is having a sly little look up Rachel Stevens

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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

We watched a bit of Junior Bake Off last night. My 12 year old was so confused at how excited I got when Stouffer turned up.

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Chris Gomm @gommster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What campaign is it again the month before Movember?

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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Seeing as he got his willy out in the first one, presumably he means we're going to see the old chocolate starfish.

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Danny Boyle says 28 Years Later threequel 'will get made' - and to expect 'a lot of Cillian Murphy'

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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

One of my favourite memories of That's Life was a local election poster where the candidates were named Badcock, Dix, Harden.

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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The singer from The Frank & Walters

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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In 2009, me and @rwjohnson.bsky.social had a screenplay optioned. It was a comedy drama about a teenager who has to do community service in a retirement home, and forms an unlikely bond with a curmudgeonly resident. This 2026 film isn't it 😔

Poster for 2026 film Seniors, a comedy drama about a teenager who has to do community service in a retirement community, and forms an unlikely bond with a curmudgeonly resident.

Nothing whatsoever to do with mine and Rob's script.

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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The kids have baked cookies. I'm very proud.

A cookie, baked by my daughters. It's 2 round cookies with a long one in the middle.

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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've started reading The Umbrella Man And Other Stories by @4hundredblows.bsky.social. He mentions The Wedding Present by the 3rd page. I'm in 👍

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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Who's your favourite trendy horror director that sounds like a meaty guff?

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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What the hell does a Scottish X-Man know about tennis? Stick to acting, James.

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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I really hope this also stars Tim Robbins. And - oh, I don't know - Steven Seagull.

A poster for The Weight, starring Ethan Hawke and Russell Crowe

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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Facebook has kindly reminded me that 5 years ago, I was top of the NZ charts. Naturally, I've been basking in fame & fortune ever since.

NZ film review podcast charts 25-Sep-2021. Still Any Good was number 1.

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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

For years, I thought the line in There Is A Light That Never Goes Out was "In my darkened underpants". I thought it was a joke about wearing clean underwear in case you're hit by a bus.

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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I watched 10 minutes of this and it was fucking horrible.

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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Presumably, this also stars Vivikins Leigh and Dame Peggy Ashcrofty-Wofty.

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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I forgot they did another Two Ronnies sketch. No songs, sadly. youtu.be/CUF-CUlst34?...

youtu.be

The Three Ronnies & Dirty Language (CC)

YouTube video by edsigalaClassic

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Still Any Good? @stillanygood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Coming very soon. In fact, by the time you've read this, it might already be out.

A poster for the new episode of the Still Any Good podcast: SHOOTING FISH. A photo of Chris has been badly photoshopped over a pointing Stuart Townsend. Likewise, Rob has been put over Dan Futterman. In the foreground is a lovely short-haired pre-Hollywood Kate Beckinsale, doing a really nice smile. All 3 are in brightly colored circles that would have looked dead cool in the mid 90s.

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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In primary school, the headmaster played the Hooked On Classics single during assembly, and wouldn't let anybody leave until we'd named every piece of music.

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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Young Webb Art (subtitles in alt text)