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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 2h

Hearing that I am once again being vindicated by history although when I said "fuck that sheep" I didn't mean like that.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 4h

Another evening, another hour having fun - lining up tracks with near BPM and working out how to cut and fade between them. Tomorrow I'm gonna mess with EQ. The problem with mixing pop is that you don't get the long intros and outros to mix with, so you've got to drop it at the right point to run.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 5h

I know my default is grumpy cynicism but I actually started thinking maybe this Govts going to be done on November 7 today and that was a really really warm beautiful feeling.

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Tom Fitton @tomfitton.bsky.social · 17h

Small, shy and clad head-to-claw in black, New Zealand’s karure, or black robin, has been crowned the country’s 2026 Bird of the Year. edition.cnn.com/2026/09/21/t...

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This tiny ‘goth’ bird was nearly extinct. Now it’s New Zealand’s Bird of the Year | CNN

Small, shy and clad head-to-claw in black, New Zealand’s karure, or black robin, has been crowned the country’s 2026 Bird of the Year.

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David Cormack @davidcormack.bsky.social · 7h

actually i can't justify charging for this when i haven't written shit for months. it's free.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 10h

Paul Henry announcing they're going to have a big hospital for urology to ensure he can take as much piss as he can drink.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 10h

Hipkins saying the right stuff on lobbying, urgency, the OIA and voting today. Lobby register, code or conduct, restrict urgency and put all urgency bills to Select Committee within six months, more proactive OiA releases, and restoring all the voting rights and 16/17y/o in local elections.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 11h

Also if I'm wrong, I'll do this on the @1of200.bsky.social election stream.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 12h

omg it's the 2015 ads from Britain!!!! My "this is NZs 2015" theory is bang on. It's the same advert, it's the same fucking advert

A 2015 advert from Britain with noted sex abuser and dead guy Alex Salmond who was the SNP leader at the time with Ed Miliband, Labour leader, in his front breast pocket.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 13h

Google Festung Europa to find out where he got the idea from.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 13h

They're on a mission from God's vicar.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 13h

If labour don't come out with "Narional promise to make it easier for more Kiwis to leave the country" real fast I'll be disappointed

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kyle @kyledchurch.bsky.social · 14h

youve got to be kidding

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 14h

Cristiano Ronaldo haters are eating well today. Walking out on the team because you, a 41 year old with the mobility of a broken roomba, would be on the bench for the second game in a row - absolutely perfect encapsulation of why he is Not The Guy.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 15h

folks I've got to admit I've had three days leave this week and am back at work and I desperately need to get out of my current field as it's depressing as hell

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 16h

unexpected allies but welcome ones to be sure

Gimli and Legolas meme

Gimli: I never thought I'd be fighting alongside Fletcher building, silver fern farms and Orion

Legolas: how about alongside people who say "fuck Jenny marcroft and transphobia"?

Gimli: Aye I could do that.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 16h

TPM going electorate votes only for the Māori seats makes sense because it's limited by the number of seats. The right adopting the same strategy for general seats has a weirder and potentially decapitatory effect on National, which might see them start panicking if it gains traction.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 16h

A lot of people who are lashing out at anyone and anything are furious because they'd convinced themselves Jacinda and Labour and COVID were the problem and it's been three years of not that and their lives have gotten worse so now they're just mad and being suckered by Winston again

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 17h

It cuts from the end of Avengers Endgame Encore and rolls Francis Ford Coppola's Megalopolis

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I dunno man the Spinoff presenting a Curia poll about Mt Albert they had done, at this moment, really highlights exactly where that outlet is these days.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A.I could never make Body Talk, E Mo Tion and brat. Case closed.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Having a bit of a play around with the decks this evening because playing music and learning how it works is fun.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Probably the earliest goneburger statement.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think the only solution for this is Kessler Syndrome.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Any previous National leader doing this flip flops oooh maybe we'll fuck you all would have had some sustained questioning about why they're not campaigning on it etc

RNZ Headline

Does National want to raise the super age? 'Probably', says Luxon

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Paul Le Comte 🇳🇿🇨🇦📷 @paullecomtephoto.nz · 30/09/2026

OH DO FUCK OFF Front page headline FFS

A slimy little cunt engaging in Dirty Politics

National alleges Greens joined 'foreign actors' over EU trade-deal climate complaint, provides no evidence

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He looks like John Cena's evil brother

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this is the most brutal taken shot and it's on that show, great

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Welcome to NZ where we have a complex system of checks and balances between the legislature, judiciary and Mike Smith.

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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

lmao oh no turns out you're part of a complex connected system and can't just do climate denialism in one country because it makes the free trade sad this is what happens when you run 80s policy through a 2020's global politics

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So each year there'll be less for services, which means real terms cuts for everything the govt doesn't value which should be painfully clear by now.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He's found the perfect way to dazzle camouflage that guy who draws green lines on photos by becoming the first non-euclidean geometric man.

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Classic British Pastimes - Morris Dancing - Colonialism - Sunday Roasts - Nicking red diesel - Dogging - Transphobia

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

incredible stuff Marco Rubio and Donald Trump mad that Kev, Baz, Gary, Mo and Keith thought they could nick petrol off farmers

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Also anyone else think the Aleister Crowley puppet looks hauntingly New Zealand politician familiar?

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Ms Hooper @mshooper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

www.instagram.com/reel/Dd23gOr... #nzpol

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hey you should watch Cassie Workman is Witchy AF on YouTube. Here's episode #1 youtu.be/Cy4O98LvVXI?...

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What Happened at Aleister Crowley’s Boleskine House? | #WITCHYAF

YouTube video by Etch

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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don't think anyone at 28% in the polls and 14% personal favourability as PM should be talking out of the side of their mouths about other people advocating for future roles.

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