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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 21h

People clowning on Trump signing anything “morally” but we should be also be clowning on “intelligence”.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This failed. I forgot to blow out the candles on the cake. I also forgot the cake.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I wish I was eating bacon in bed right now.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh, insomnia how I love when we spend time together.

Partial screengrab of phone Home Screen:

Mon Sep 28
2:38am

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Now accepting the award for Nirvana, your overly enthusiastic Phys Ed teacher subbing today in your English class. #VMAs

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m pretty sure this ended up being one of my greatest accomplishments of the week.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s now autumn. Ice cream trucks have gone south for the season. And yet no coffee truck has come to take their place. I hate autumn.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

At this point I’m pretty sure the white noise app I’m listening to contains hidden instructions to stay awake and relive every decision I’ve made in the last two months.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Accomplishments today: 1)... 2) ummmm 3)? 4) I ate a baguette. 5) Yes all of it.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I was running an errand while hungry. Never a good idea. Stopped quickly at a Tim Hortons drive thru as the closest available spot and grabbed wedges. $3.99. Not great. Not terrible. The bag felt… light. Ladies and gentlemen, here was my prize. Tiny wedges. All 10 of them.

Ten small browned potato wedges and a Tim Hortons bag on a white counter.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My dearest Coffee, Hours advance. Merciless, grey. Though your carafe waits but one floor away, I remain exiled at my desk, a soul forsaken, distance as if across the sea. I dream of your dark embrace. Hold fast, I shall return before I collapse entirely. Wait for me. Brew. Yours in faith, Ryan

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Counterpoint: No it didn’t.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Need to point those guns a bit lower to take out the invaders on zodiacs. Or maybe just have one person in scuba gear with a sharp knife.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I just had a deep craving for pierogis covered in bacon. With hot sauce. And deep fried pickles. Craving hit me so hard I could picture it vividly. Like seeing an ad before watching a movie I paid for. Not having pierogis is also enraging. Like seeing an ad before watching a movie I paid for.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Don’t mark an X like you’ve done for decades. Your vote is now also a colouring competency assessment.

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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 22/09/2026

ocarina of timelapse!

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Caution. Highway has become Excitebike.

Screenshot of the Nintendo game Excitebike. There are various motorcyclists racing on huge and bitchin jumps just placed all over the roadway.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Yacht House is a genre I’ve just learned about and now I’m obsessed.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What was the sex with animals guy upset about this time?

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I am awake. I am working. I do not like it.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

To all Americans who think that their relationship with the rest of the world will eventually go back to how it was once Trump is out of office: It can't. It won't. You still have to try to fix it. We don't care how you personally voted. Trump didn't do this alone. He had to be elected. Twice.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I am no longer opening for Rav.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

And the button needs to actually say "FUCK OFF". Because that is what we mean.

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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

We’re all trying to find the guy who did this

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Why do I feel like this only announced because they are trying to get ahead of some sort of disturbing leak?

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Unnecessary performative bullshit should not feel so sad and pathetic. Then again, this is the home of the Browns...

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

IT: "We are pushing this big update to QA environments." *Fails* Me: "Please Fix" IT: "Can't. Rolling back." Next Day: "We are pushing this big update to Production environments." Me: ... No?

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Stephen Colbert with the deserved #Emmy win and pitch perfect speech. “Hire my writers, I love my wife. Thank you for watching”.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Is this a record for the longest trade in sport history?

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

You'll have to excuse me, I'm not at my best I've been gone for a month, I've been drunk since I left These so-called vacations will soon be my death I'm so sick from the drink, I need home for a rest

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner Sometimes I feel like my only friend Is the city I live in, The City of Fraggles Lonely as I am, dance your cares away Worry’s for another day Let the music play Down at Fraggle Rock

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“Refusing to take a side doesn't leave you in the middle.” -Macklemore

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I would totally waste a finger on the monkey's paw right now for some coffee.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Performative assholery without a busking license should be a healthy fine. And if they don’t have a work visa for their little performance that’s a larger issue.

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Performative assholery without a busking license should be a healthy fine. And if they don’t have a work visa for their little performance that’s a larger issue.

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