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The Shirker's Rest @theshirkersrest.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

As mentioned, we’ll be making a weekend of it!

Shirker’s Crisp Sandwich Weekend, Saturday 24-25 October. Bread and sauce provided, buy crisps at the bar! Illustration by David Hallangen, vole.wtf/buttystock

VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 25/09/2026

🥪 The 5th Crisp Sandwich Day is one month from today! This year it’s on the day the UK puts the clocks back, so we’ll get an extra hour to celebrate, let us know your plans & we’ll feature them on the site vole.wtf/crisp-sandwi...

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Crisp Sandwich Day 🥪🎉 25th October

An annual celebration of the magic that happens when crisps (potato chips) are placed between two slices of bread.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 10/09/2026

✉️ Latest Vmail is currently heading out with our updates & your feedback vole.wtf/vmail/

From: jake j
Subj: that crossword
IS IMPOSSIBLE you made sh** up

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Matt Jones @maffrj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'm unlikely to best this. 🤪 My gurning scored 93, winning the 🥇 gold medal! vole.wtf/gurning/

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Dave Jones @popzeus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Felt repulsive, might delete later

Screenshot of me winning a gold medal in the unofficial internet gurning contest

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Soapy Pitts @soapypitts1977.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

69...snigger 🤪 My gurning scored 69, winning the 🥉 bronze medal! vole.wtf/gurning/

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Gaz @gazchap.com · 09/09/2026

Only 71. Pathetic. Must try harder.

A screenshot from https://vole.wtf/gurning/ of me looking like I'm about to shit out my insides after three days of being completely blocked up.

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Robin Clarke @rclarke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The wind changed now I'm stuck like this

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Micky Penguins @tommyds.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

definitely glasses off, asymmetry is the key to victory. This is not my weirdest face by far

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This is so stupid, I love it. I can see it taking up most of my day trying to better my score.

Me, with a score of 75 on vole.wtf/gurning

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Ed Jefferson @edjefferson.com · 09/09/2026

🤪 My gurning scored 87, winning the 🥈 silver medal! vole.wtf/gurning/

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Terence Eden @edent.tel · 09/09/2026

I might need a few pints of thinking juice before I can better this 🥈 score. vole.wtf/gurning/

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Matt Jones @maffrj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

🤪 My gurning scored 79, winning the 🥈 silver medal I found it harder to get a decent score with my specs on.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 09/09/2026

🤪 NEW GAME 🤪 The World Gurning Championships is on the 19th, so we’ve made an unofficial webcam game to let anyone have a go Exercise those facial muscles and share your results screenshots! vole.wtf/gurning/

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Championship Gurning 🤪🏅

Pull faces to win medals! Try the UK’s greatest competitive sport.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 19/08/2026

🫈JUST LAUNCHED🦕 If you’re into weird creatures and word puzzles then we have the PERFECT thing for you vole.wtf/cryptic-cryp...

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Cryptic Cryptid Crossword 🫈🦑🐺🦕

Word puzzles about weird creatures in a challenging 15x15 grid.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 10/08/2026

↔️ NEW THING ↕️ See a different Wikipedia article for every browser width × height combo, with over 7.2 million possible results! vole.wtf/widthipedia/

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Widthipedia ↔️

Get a different Wikipedia page for every width × height browser size combo.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 06/08/2026

Happy birthday to us! 7 years ago today the nonsense that is vole.wtf went live

A crisp sandwich with a single lit candle in it

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Ziggy Stardubs @ziggystardubs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

My copy of DOCTYPE came in today. It’s looks awesome. Can’t wait to do some typing and see what all I can make. @vole.wtf

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 04/05/2026

✉️ A new Vmail’s heading out and includes this topical/satirical project we’ve made for the Attention site datacenter.fm

datacenter.fm

DataCenter.FM 🤖🔊 The sound of AI

Experience the real-world sounds of AI with this interactive audio generator.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 10/04/2026

Probably the highest score we’ve seen, can you do better..?

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 19/03/2026

✉️ A new Vmail just went out, featuring our replies to subscribers’ queries, oh and Boris the cat vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

From: Dingo
Subj: Boris the cat
Here is my dear cat Boris. He is hateful and full of greed.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 12/03/2026

👓 NEW THING 🧽 Using advanced simulation technology, we’ve accurately reproduced what every glasses wearer experiences vole.wtf/glasses-clea...

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Glasses Cleaning Simulator 👓🧽

If you wear glasses, you’ll appreciate the stunning realism of this interactive experience.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 02/02/2026

🛑 We’re nothing if not stubborn, so we’ve updated the world’s leading Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot fansite with some new images stopormy.mom

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 27/01/2026

Exactly 5 years ago we released 20 amazing versions of Happy Birthday To You into the public domain, you can freely use them for anything! vole.wtf/happy-birthd...

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Happy Birthday To You 🎂🎵 free stock music

20 different versions of the song to download with a CC0/public domain license.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 20/01/2026

✉️ No new projects yet in 2026, but a new Vmail just went out, mostly answering your questions/suggestions vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

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#77 "my cat spartipuss" 🐹✉️ Vmail

Archived email from 20 Jan ’26.

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Horatius J Bonar @horatiusbonar.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Just heard from my 70 something yr old Dad (misses his BBC micro) who is typing in the meteor game right now and loving it.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 30/12/2025

Over 450 copies of DOCTYPE have now been sent out, with some lucky people getting it for Christmas vole.wtf/doctype/ We’re even investigating the possibility of releasing it as an audiobook...

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DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️

’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!

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Steve Reynolds @stevereynolds76.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

@vole.wtf DocType, may have been bought with nostalgia in mind, but the boy is very keen to have a go... Christmas done a day early :-)

My son, enjoying the concept of typing games into the PC instead of downloading them. Let's see how DocType goes...

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 15/12/2025

After a randomised spin of a (virtual) wheel of numbers, we can announce that the winner is… 🎉 @gazchap.com 🎉 (email volewtf at gmail to arrange delivery)

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 11/12/2025

🎅 We’d like to give away a FREE magazine to Bluesky to say thanks for helping make this project a success 🎁 To enter, just QUOTE this with a description of your first ever computer, we’ll randomly pick a winner at the end of the week vole.wtf/doctype/

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DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️

’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 11/12/2025

vole.wtf

DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️

’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 10/12/2025

🤖 We’ve now removed or replaced all the content we had that used early LLMs & image generators. Those projects played on the flaws/quirks/nonsense of “AI”, but the joke doesn’t work now that similar stuff’s taking over EVERYWHERE

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 09/12/2025

🚀 Still not too late to order DOCTYPE before Christmas but it’s getting tight for some parts of the world Don’t disappoint the nerds in your life (including yourself) vole.wtf/doctype/

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DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️

’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 05/12/2025

🚀 To recreate the kind of program an ’80s kid would type into a display computer in a shop, type the code in the image below into a text/code editor, all on one line, then save as demo.html & double-click to open in browser vole.wtf/doctype/

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 05/12/2025

🥔🥔🥔 NEW APP 🥔🥔🥔 Everything’s now got 4K 60fps HDR video, booooring. Embrace the low-res glitchy look instead vole.wtf/potatocam/

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PotatoCam 🥔📹

The worst video camera you’ve used in a LONG time.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 04/12/2025

🚀 We’re STILL getting people asking for a PDF/download of DOCTYPE even though the page makes our stance on the matter very clear vole.wtf/doctype/#faq

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 04/12/2025

🚀 We’re STILL getting people asking for a PDF/download of DOCTYPE even though the page makes our stance on the matter very clear vole.wtf/doctype/#faq

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 04/12/2025

We put Óscar’s program first in the magazine as it packs such a great game into such a small space

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 03/12/2025

🚀 You don’t need any coding experience to enjoy our fun/ridiculous* type-in magazine, there’s a beginners’ guide and we point out any tricky bits of typing for each program vole.wtf/doctype/ *delete as applicable

Bookerfly page showing some code, intro and “Typing tips” bit

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 02/12/2025

A few people have asked if we’re doing a special Christmas version of VTV vole.wtf/vtv/ , and the answer is probably… but not this year. It needs proper festive idents and UI, there’s no time right now but it’s pretty likely for 2026

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VTV 📺🎵 music video station

The weirdest and worst novelty songs ever created.

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 01/12/2025

🚀🎅 Get your DOCTYPE Christmas orders in this week to be safe! It’s the perfect gift for every computer nerd you know vole.wtf/doctype/

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DOCTYPE magazine 🚀⌨️

’80s BASIC type-in mags are back, but this time for HTML!

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 01/12/2025

✉️ A new Vmail just went out with our latest update gubbins vole.wtf/vmail/archiv...

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#75 "It's right daft." 🐹✉️ Vmail

Archived email from 01 Dec ’25.

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FRODE Design @frodedesign.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Did I do this right? ;-)

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VOLE.wtf 🐹⁉️ @vole.wtf · 20/11/2025

🆒 NEW GAME! 🆒 Only the coolest people can draw a Cool S really fast vole.wtf/cool-s/

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Draw a Cool S 🆒⚡️

How quickly can you doodle one?

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Craig Grannell @craiggrannell.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Only just heard of this. Completely bonkers. Also, it sounds brilliant. (Yes, I am old enough to have typed listings into various 8-bit machines. Yes, I still have the mental scars when they didn’t work due to some random typo or other.)

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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

My copy arrived! Thanks, @vole.wtf This is definitely going to cause some hair loss when I type it all in and things inevitably don’t work. Ah, the good old days.

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PJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 20/11/2025

Post! Via @vole.wtf old school type in the listing computer mag!

Cover for the magazine DocType. Spaceship flying in front of pyramids.

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