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Rhodri Marsden

@rhodri.biz
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Vapid Response Unit. Tired dad. Writer, not always about tech. Gadget editor at ft.com/htsi Also, multi-faceted musical human. Perform with Scritti Politti, Cardiacs, Lost Crowns, Sweet Billy Pilgrim, Spearmint, others. More info at rhodri.biz

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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 13h
The recording of this "101 TV Adverts" album continues apace – well, not apace, but I'm chipping away at it – and I'm reminded of the sheer beauty of Chris Gunning's music for the classic Martini advert (video of me working it out 6 years ago)
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 29/09/2026
A friend of mine has found an ancient relic, with which it was possible to watch very small videos and communicate extremely awkwardly via text
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 28/09/2026
Ten years ago Dream Themes played a wedding at the Royal Festival Hall, and the happy couple asked for their first dance to be the Songs Of Praise theme tune. I have been alerted that a few clips of this unlikely moment were broadcast on SoP last night (20:19 to 21:20) www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
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Songs of Praise - 65th Anniversary
Pam Rhodes and Aled Jones celebrate the past, present and future of Songs of Praise with favourite hymns old and new, and a special duet featuring the late great Sir Harry Secombe.
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 27/09/2026
Dexys are in the rehearsal room next door, if you’d like me to push a note under the door
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 26/09/2026
A bird flew overhead and shat on my t-shirt, I didn’t notice, I got home, lay down on the sofa, t-shirt and sofa now covered in bird shit, looking forward to the rest of Saturday
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Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My Glock system went rogue and issued 9mm agents which accessed the internal organs of several victims. Please give me billions of dollars to help me regulate the behavior of the gun whose trigger I keep pulling.
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 25/09/2026
Loose Ends are wearing some exceptionally Loose Clothing #totp
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 25/09/2026
“I’ve got an idea for the video for ‘My Old Piano’ by Diana Ross” “Go on” “Diana Ross and an old piano” “Brilliant” #totp
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 25/09/2026
Oh christ. Mike Read and Leo Sayer attempting a comedy double act, sound the national emergency phone alert #totp
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 25/09/2026
I had no idea that Ottowan were from Guadeloupe and I had to hear it from Mike Read 46 years too late #totp
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 25/09/2026
It’s no “There's been a lot of talk about this next song, maybe too much talk, this song is not a rebel song”, is it
As he looked out from the same stage where
U2 made their debut in 1976, Bono became emotional.

"Thanks for, er... Yeah... I didn't... Wow," said the frontman, temporarily lost for words.
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 24/09/2026
Unbelievable
Spelling Bee not accepting WALLOPABLE
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Dot Commie @dotcommie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm not clicking the video but this is already a perfect reaction image
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.
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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 24/09/2026
Trying to remember the surname of my bassoon teacher when I was 16. Chris something. You know the guy. Tall, thin, quite funny. Oh come on, you surely remember
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Alice Lilly @aliceolilly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oops! I hacked a statistics portal containing private data for a government healthcare scheme. That’s on me, and you’re right to point it out. Would you like me to draft an email informing them of what happened? If you like I can schedule it to send in a few months.
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 24/09/2026
Cal Newport is good on this kind of thing, I think. They let it happen because pointing and saying “computer did it” gives them the horn, basically
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 23/09/2026
Just looking at the current Japanese T20 cricket squad, which a friend of mine described as having “strong ‘investment banker abroad with young Japanese bride’ vibes”
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 23/09/2026
am having to force myself to live in a state of at least partial denial because I find the currenty situation so deeply nauseating that constant knowledge of it would probably have a significant impact on my day-to-day
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 23/09/2026
Was just pondering the rapid turnover of tech, forced upgrades & planned obsolescence, then realised that the screen I'm working on is an Apple Thunderbolt Display bought in 2011, still going, its camera still working, no dead pixels – kind of amazing really (PS Apple did not pay me for this post)
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 21/09/2026
Today I set up a presence sensor in my office to turn the lights on when I walk in and off again when I walk out, which of course I kept doing (very addictive) but it could be improved even further if “He’s The Greatest Dancer” by Sister Sledge started playing when the lights come on, I’m on it
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Dr Darcey Gillie @dfgillie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me to security person at Dublin Airport: I was given a lemon as a prize today. Can I bring my lemon through security? Security person (solemnly): Yes, you may bring your prize lemon through security.
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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Improving your Monday morning with this Bearded Tit. You are welcome. 📷️ @ronpon22.bsky.social
A Bearded Tit stands on a mossy branch, its feathers puffed up into a perfectly round ball. Its warm buff-coloured plumage, pale face and tiny orange bill give it an irresistibly fluffy appearance, while one foot is lifted mid-step as though it's waddling along.
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 19/09/2026
Just completely eviscerated my four year old sons’s argument that pink is a girl’s colour, it was an absolute masterclass in unpicking some woeful reasoning, you should have heard it, it was brilliant
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 18/09/2026
It says something about the state of the world when the Birdie Song by The Tweets comes on #totp and you think “thank god for the Birdie Song”
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 18/09/2026
My wife just said “seriously, name me ONE good medley” #totp
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 18/09/2026
I am aware that not everyone delights in the Rest Is History podcast, but this current two part series about Emperor Tewodros II of Abyssinia is an absolute rollercoaster, cracking stuff, full marks
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 18/09/2026
The most embarrassing thing I’ve SEEN was a couple turning up, the guy in a ferocious mood cos he’d had trouble finding somewhere to park, his partner trying to calm him down, he couldn’t snap out of it & ended up storming out, waiter told us later that he’d booked the table to propose to her
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 17/09/2026
Trying on frames in an opticians, a (delightful) assistant exclaims “OH THOSE REALLY SUIT YOU” at great volume, entire shop turns to look at my stupid bald head to see what all the fuss is about, twenty minutes later I can still hear my ear-splitting internal scream echoing around my skull
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 16/09/2026
Moments of inspiration such as this should trigger automatic payments to the creator’s bank account
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me observing the multiple Bluesky discourses
Woman lying in bed meme
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 15/09/2026
I have green and gold socks to match the green and gold of my home made Prefab Sprout t-shirt, and the small pleasure this brings me is nothing compared to the reaction of the people of Braintree when I stride out on the school run and they whisper excitedly to each other “who is that amazing man”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 14/09/2026
I stopped using Google Search about six weeks ago and I’ve just realised that I’ve stopped using “Google” as a verb as a consequence. “to perform an Internet search” is comparatively clumsy but somehow rather satisfying
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 14/09/2026
If you’ve been ingesting a load of AI-related bullshit online and despairing at your fellow human beings I can highly recommend living with a four year old who, when picked up from school, shouts DADDY WE MADE A MONSTER OUT OF TWIGS
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 14/09/2026
Funny way to announce your resignation but I’ll take it
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
vivaldi implies the existence of vivlidl
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 12/09/2026
Betteridge’s Law applies
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 11/09/2026
A brilliant and touching piece by Kate Mossman about online shopping addiction and Vinted in particular www.newstatesman.com/special-repo...
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Vinted Brain
How Britain lost its mind to online shopping addiction
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 11/09/2026
A brilliant and touching piece by Kate Mossman about online shopping addiction and Vinted in particular www.newstatesman.com/special-repo...
newstatesman.com
Vinted Brain
How Britain lost its mind to online shopping addiction
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 11/09/2026
My attempt to record an album of covers of 101 TV adverts before I *die* now struggles into the 40s – I blame parenting and more specifically my son for its slow progress
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 10/09/2026
Watching Ivor (4) trying to solve the Tangram earlier was rather moving. A good 20 mins he was going at it before giving up and asking for help. He was happy to see it completed. “If at first you don’t succeed, have a few more goes, but then fuck the whole thing off,” I advised him (I didn’t)
Solved tangram puzzle
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The Policy Institute @policyatkings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
NEW: London has among the lowest violent crime rates in England & Wales, tops a ranking of best cities, and pays more in tax than it gets back – but the public overestimate crime risk, underestimate its standing, and don't know it's a net fiscal contributor. Our latest Mistaken Britain study ⬇️
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London misperceptions: public often wrong on capital's crime, quality of life, contribution to public finances and Muslim population | King's College London
A third believe there are "no-go" areas ruled by Sharia law
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 10/09/2026
I dunno how effective this privacy protection measure is unless a) you're not allowed to wear long-sleeved shirts or otherwise conceal the watch face, and b) the alert chime consists of a voice shouting "YOU ARE BEING RECORDED" at 90db
Live Rewind plays an audible chime when it is being used, even if Apple Watch is on silent, and shows a full-display animation and microphone indicator so people nearby can hear and see that the feature has been activated
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 10/09/2026
These attempts at serious analysis of the affordability of a bullshitter’s promise is causing me to lose my mind
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 10/09/2026
Just read a press release that describes a band claiming to be “carving out a niche that defies traditional categorization” but I listened to it and it’s like a bad ABBA B-side where Björn has brought along a Metal Zone distortion pedal
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 09/09/2026
“Now, before we get started do any of you need a wee wee”
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 09/09/2026
Forgot to put the dinner in the oven, sorry, it’s just sitting on top of the oven, I got distracted
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 08/09/2026
Posting videos is apparently a good way to encourage people to attend pop music concerts! dice.fm/event/l8x9bx...
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