Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 12hNot having the most relaxing breakfast this morning for some reason 0110
Reposted by Kat BrownLaura Richmond @laurarichmond.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Please, what happened to band names? 032
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 29/09/2026Genevieve has reopened her factory in honour of Biscuit Week #gbbo 081
Reposted by Kat BrownRichy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Paul Hollywood, every single season: I hate lavender. It tastes like soap. One baker, every season: So my showstopper is a lavender and soap Swiss Roll. #GBBO 0433
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 29/09/2026I could have iced every single one of Tom’s 70 raspberry burn book biscuits during this ad break #gbbo 080
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 29/09/2026If this winter’s Covid strain turns out to have been released by Danni’s biscuit virus… #gbbo 010
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 29/09/2026ICED GEMS TECHNICAL CHALLENGE!!! Oh my God, this series is phenomenal and it’s only week 2 #gbbo 120
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 29/09/2026“I don’t approve of calling food naughty. We’ve got to take pleasure where we can in life.” Not to put presenters against one another, but I’ve never forgotten Prue saying something was “not worth the calories” so Nigella saying this - along with familiar bakes! - is like a normality reset #gbbo 14312
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 29/09/2026Mo’s absolute deadpan just made me do a proper shriek. I love him and the fact he always looks like he might be about to faint if his shade doesn’t keep his blood circulating #gbbo 130
Reposted by Kat BrownSam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Years ago, I was walking home late one night, and a drunk guy was harassing me - trying to get me to go home with him, pushy sex comments, etc. After a few mins, his mate turned to him and said, firmly but not aggressively, "MATE. leave her alone, yeah?" And he did. I think about him all the time. 1052795
Reposted by Kat BrownEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 28/09/2026them: what do you do? me: i’m a stockbreaker them: don’t you mean stockbroker me, smashing an oxo cube with a hammer: no 57120
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 28/09/2026What an absolute legend www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukBodhana Sivanandan: British schoolgirl becomes youngest woman grandmasterThe 11-year-old has broken another chess record after a remarkable performance representing England. 331656
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 28/09/2026Just read this out to my husband very earnestly saying what a good thing we'd got rid of our old diesel car in time, and he replied, "Wow, yes, thank goodness, we were only two years in time," and I don't care for his tone, actually. 230
Reposted by Kat BrownGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14/09/2024My great grand mother survived the sinking of the titanic, granted she was in Michigan at the time but she did survive 2987
Reposted by Kat BrownJordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Danny Tommo, Amodei, Man City fair play Piddington, Macklemore, Dolly ain’t alive no more Netanyahu’s iron dome, Meg and Harry coming home New cat, Clavicular COVID CONSCIOUS LESBIAN BAR 🎶 we didn’t start the fire 🎶 347295
Reposted by Kat BrownSara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Crowdfunder rewards include: - a digital download booklet of Sophie’s favourite baking recipes, including modifications, stories & apologie - personalised voice memos from the characters - limited slots for appearing in crowd scenes or having a character named after you 2159
Reposted by Kat BrownMark O’Neill 🐻 @radiobeartime.com · 26/09/2026I think we need to start charging these people with practicing medicine without a licence. 67112
Reposted by Kat BrownTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Finally a leaflet talking about the real issues in the constituency 2537062
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 26/09/2026I saw this absolutely splendid driftwood dragon walking to West Angle Bay this morning - what a resplendent item! 0142
Reposted by Kat Brownmaksym.eristavi @maksymeristavi.com · 26/09/2026there are lots of great literary residencies out there. and there's this one: in wartime Ukraine, named after the finest voice of my generation. the kind of residency you'll be writing in your books about and mentioning for the rest of your life www.index-ukraine.org/en/news/vidk...index-ukraine.orgVictoria Amelina Fellowship Programme 2027: Open CallTwo scholarship recipients will spend January to March 2027 in Lviv, Amelina’s hometown, working on their own literary projects.... 0135
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 25/09/2026repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only) 180
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 25/09/2026Turns out my husband (48) had somehow never heard Don’t Stand So Close To Me Before and let me tell you that was a wild few minutes #totp 1152
Reposted by Kat BrownJames Butler @piercepenniless.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When was the last time our Secretary of State for Culture displayed anything approaching this degree of public enthusiasm for our world-class arts industry? Has she been seen anywhere? Given impending charter renewal... did she even bother to visit a single prom? 321328271
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 25/09/2026Anyway, I shall be on BBC Radio 5 Live with Nicky Campbell after 9am talking about dog licenses. And at the rate Sybil is destroying tennis balls on this holiday, she’s going to need some sort of permit herself. 140
Reposted by Kat BrownCaroline Litman @alicemydaughter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’ve been very quiet during #suicidepreventionawarenessweek because it’s shit being constantly reminded of all the things I might have done to save Alice. The “check-in” narrative is particularly distressing. I get that its’s appealing, plenty of people have an anecdote that it saved their life… 923836
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 25/09/2026This is part of a wider thread about the “just check in!” narrative around suicide prevention week and how that doesn’t help if there is no societal or political support. This applies to so much, but it applies significantly to trans children and their parents, as Caroline has so valiantly shown. 11910
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 24/09/2026Ru: “Because reading is what??” Queens: “Optional, apparently!!” #dragraceuk 0103
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 24/09/2026Bringing an outfit FROM SHEIN?! Mind you, she probably wasn’t even born during the “I don’t want to see any fucking H&M!” years #dragraceuk 030
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 24/09/2026Blimey, sad indictment of reading that #dragraceuk literary catwalk had three children’s picture books, 2 fairy tales and 4 directly taken from the film adaptations. Although perhaps a very good ad for drag queen storytime at kids’ libraries! (Anita Piss choosing Julian is a Mermaid though 💙❤️) 130
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 24/09/2026Wow, truly the modern version of ringing up the Speaking Clock and the Coca-Cola freephone number on the school phone during lunch break! 092
Reposted by Kat BrownAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026For years we were asking, "Why do the Tories keep beating Labour when it comes to ethnic diversity?" And the answer was always, "Because white people LOVE being told they aren't racists, especially by Black and Asian people." 739756
Reposted by Kat BrownJessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026EXC - We *also* have an MRP out today - which has some very striking findings. Progressives who vote tactically to stop Nigel Farage’s Reform UK could push his party into FOURTH place. The poll also shows Burnham’s Labour is winning back left-leaning voters. www.theguardian.com/politics/202... 3331192
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 24/09/2026I saw a truly glorious name for that grifting Tommo cretin this morning: Captain Thugwash. 0102
Reposted by Kat BrownEmma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hampshire police say man was arrested on suspicion of destroying ships or endangering their safety under the Aviation & Maritime Security Act 1990, criminal damage, criminal damage with intent to endanger life, & conduct endangering ships, structures or individuals under Merchant Shipping Act 1995 26698189
Reposted by Kat BrownBethany Elliott @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Someone said they use Which is your favourite muppet and why? as a job interview icebreaker 211
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 23/09/2026Warming up to Ludwig now, a mere 10 episodes in. They got me with “What are your top 3 herbaceous plants?” as an interview question, and which I am clearly going to borrow for my next interview. 150
Reposted by Kat Brownrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026brad lander with the threatening parentheticals i love it king who're we doing labor law to next 663050
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 23/09/2026Just watched The Love Hypothesis. At some point it doesn’t matter that there is no chemistry anywhere despite this being a science romance: Ali Hazelwood is just too powerful a force to fuck up completely. (Tom Bateman and Rachel Marsh are great.) 010
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 23/09/2026Husband was browsing guernseys on the RNLI website yesterday (they have exceptionally nice jumpers, decorations, and Christmas cards to send to Reform HQ without stamps on) and it was very heartening to see that you couldn’t get express delivery as an option due to “exceptional demand and support.” 26816
Reposted by Kat BrownCharlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026once again I would like a see a long read on cocaine and the far right 738259
Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 22/09/2026Utterly thrilled to have Bake Off back, not only for Nigella, not only for coffee and walnut cake, not only for joyous bakers, but for Alison blithely managing to get “lemon party” into #GBBO bingo. 2210