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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026
incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I forget who posted it but the idea that Americans live inside a “casino run by murderers” has not left my brain since I saw it
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r #FreeŁink @rifka.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The world does not need you to watch the state take a life
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"this browser version is no longer supported" is something you should tell your developer, not me, the innocent web surfer
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happy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
surely our species will tire of living in endless impotent fury and abject disgust
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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"It's tacky to drink iced coffee in an interview" buddy I think it's tacky to not offer your employees full medical and dental, we are not the same
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19/09/2026
Every now and then I see myself referred to as an "AI Denier" and I want to be clear I acknowledge "AI" exists, it's just I think it's a massive energy drain, created from theft, implemented poorly for inappropriate tasks by loathsome tech executives who get hard at the idea of the rest of us dying
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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i’d offer a handshake but Righty here’s my sinnin’ hand
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 12/09/2026
no one wants to fucking hear that it's a necessity to sacrifice their job and livelihood so you can build a computer who's chief export is resentment from everyone it screws over
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Vertical, rectangular panel of Arnie Roth dropping truth. Right index finger pointed downward whomever he's talking to, he says, "Socialism has been part of this country since the revolution! One place in particular, actually, that you'll be well familiar with: THE MILITARY. Your needs are met. Your pay is low, but you're doing something for the greater good so it all balances out. Soldiers might be living in defense of capitalism, but they sure as hell ain't practicing it."
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
koko’s basilisk: you don’t think koko the gorilla actually knows sign language and when she figures it out she beats your ass
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
happy birthday work
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“you need to respect and accommodate the views of people who are at this very moment bringing back child-killing diseases that were largely eradicated before you were born” no I don’t. If they’re invited into the tent it’s to show them some amontillado in the back
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Offering to do this to all the other prisoners on my first day in prison so they like me and don't attack me
A stock photo of a woman doing play airplane rides with a young girl where the woman is laying on her back with her legs up and the girl is laying on her belly on the woman's feet and her arms extended
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/08/2026
my favorite part of hosting a child’s birthday party is pouring out twenty-five nearly-full lacroix cans
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
[opening browser] let’s find some things to worry about
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 16/08/2026
starting to wonder if having no will to live is affecting my life negatively
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
*throwing away the empty bag of mini twix i just bought yesterday* the prophesy has been fulfilled
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Saddest sight in the world is a wife without crow's feet. That's a husband who's not delivering the laughs
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
Attn: Steely Dan RE: Reeling in the years 1) Yes 2) Yes 3) Yes 4) No Best,
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
to show personal growth one must leave their comfort zone so thats two things i wont be doing
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
it's always odd when "you should expose yourself to more diverse ideas" always means a certain kind of conservatism instead of like, Indigenous art, new fusion foods, math paradoxes, or the Dvorak keyboard layout
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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I'm at that age that my favorite cover songs are super slow atmospheric versions like you just huffed a rag full of ether and that song happenes to be on the radio, it should take you awhile to figure out what song it is
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 02/08/2026
something that's really cool is that when you spend many years honing your ability to appear functional when you're doing badly, it also makes it impossible for anyone to take you seriously when you say you're struggling
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
weeder
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Guy who suddenly knows a weird amount about how mushrooms grow and also is less clinically depressed than he was 72
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
When you're ready to go home but your mom won't stop talking to her friend
The dying little alien in the old dudes head from the movie Men in Black
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
my grandma still thinks hell is a bad word and I’m just like why can we never talk about where grandpa lives
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
might start selling a line of long division workbooks for adults who just wanna fucking RELAX
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Odyssey looks fine but I think people have a point in criticizing Nolan for not including the story of Bophades
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
at least it’s a dry smoke
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I don't always give up easily, but I've gotten better at it
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My favourite book is the Bible because the same thing happened to me
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
so what are you guys doing for the other 3/4ths of july
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
[dramatic removal of glasses after reading the latest headlines] it’s almost as if he’s abused the most powerful office in the world to advance his own personal agenda and wealth just like everyone said he would and has been watching him do this entire time
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
me: should i chronicle history or document current events? funk soul brother: write about now
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
going in to incognito mode to browse the internet for facts and science
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/06/2026
Another grim night for establishment Democrats, who face increasing pressure from leftist upstarts who continually rise above their station to challenge their betters
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
a week on tatooine is 8 days long because they have two sun days
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
we should go back to the days where if they couldn’t reach you by phone at home, you were either out at the soda shop with your friends or you were dead
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
There is always one post a day on here that makes me belly laugh - and its just that one post that keeps me coming back
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
when the dentist's office hands me that little thing of floss on the way out the door
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
i bet when the Hamburglar robs people he holds them at bun point please do not unfollow me
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 31/05/2026
searching youtube for "america ending explained"
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
the high cost of bouncy castles is largely due to inflation
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
America is much better at remembering bad stuff than we are at fixing the problems that caused the bad stuff in the first place
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/05/2026
"too big to fail" walked so that "too rich for consequences" could run
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Me, to the AI techbros
Meryl Streep in Prada2, standing in her office looking dismissive and saying:
"You're not a visionary, you're a vendor".

(There's such great lines in this movie again 😂)
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