Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026If you cover up his head it looks like a wig viewed from the back but he a cutie 😻 040
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Dang it I forgot to say it first thing 😭 Good morning Coach ☕️ 140
Reposted by Random Muserstefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 01/04/2026i am going to post a banger as an april fools' prank 23413
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I’m here to say, happened to my HS principal. actually not funny at all but still… somewhat unbelievable 030
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I say excusez moi cause I’m like miss piggy (for multiple reasons tbh) 020
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026boss, los told me to set my clock back it’s not my fault this time 120
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026😂 too bad they couldn’t write off the expense fictional, but a subplot of office space occurred to me too 000
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026this… makes me feel better about the spiders so thanks, I guess? 020
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026In high school the principal died on April fool’s and now I’m trying to remember if I thought it was a joke at first 000
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026there’s always a scenario where you could need those items in the future 131
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026yet another reason a giant bong is good for me 😂 030
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I always thought that had alcohol 🤯 I think I might actually try it now 120
Reposted by Random MuserWristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 31/03/2026can i get some thought-cancelling headphones please? 15519
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026yeah, I tried being friends with geese but apparently they don’t want my friendship and prefer to chase and honk instead. so now we’re eternal enemies. 110
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Happy Birthday! I know of one company that adds it to the holiday list… (not my employer unfortunately) 110
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026oh man I must’ve looked over it several times before finally seeing it! 110
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026budgets are just wishful thinking if you ask me 120
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026the gods have cursed me with eyesight that won’t fail enough to miss the horrors (but will be bad enough to require coke bottle lenses) 000
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026media.tenor.coma man with a horse drawn carriage says traditionAlt: a man with a horse drawn carriage says tradition (it’s from Fiddler in the Roof, I think the character is Tevyev?) 010
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026the most meaningless thing we say to each other 010
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I think no, she likes them plain (and that’s ok) 010
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026woodchucks don’t know either, so don’t sweat it 030
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026wait a minute… is that why my cousin is always buying me sweet shit 110
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026media.tenor.coma blonde woman is making a funny face and says `` like whaaat ? ''Alt: a blonde woman is making a funny face and says `` like whaaat ? '' 020
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I think it’s illegal to sneeze less than 3 times 110
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026just ask @los-los.bsky.social you gotta dumb stuff down for memedia.tenor.coma woman says " go ahead tell me i 'm stupid " in a netflix adAlt: a woman says " go ahead tell me i 'm stupid " 120
Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026same and I bet I can get some people here to confirm it’s true 😂 120