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@randommuser.bsky.social
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I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means. 2027 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat

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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If you cover up his head it looks like a wig viewed from the back but he a cutie 😻
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Dang it I forgot to say it first thing 😭 Good morning Coach ☕️
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i am going to post a banger as an april fools' prank
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
witch was always my go to 🧙‍♀️
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
so you’re a catnap burglar
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I’m here to say, happened to my HS principal. actually not funny at all but still… somewhat unbelievable
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I say excusez moi cause I’m like miss piggy (for multiple reasons tbh)
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
boss, los told me to set my clock back it’s not my fault this time
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
um, did you know about the snake?
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stefan
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
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Annoying
Joined Apr '23
* Midposter
Snake (Old age, best friends with snake)
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
ooh I’m gonna trick or treat
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I will never expect you to sleep 🤗
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
😂 too bad they couldn’t write off the expense fictional, but a subplot of office space occurred to me too
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
this… makes me feel better about the spiders so thanks, I guess?
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
In high school the principal died on April fool’s and now I’m trying to remember if I thought it was a joke at first
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Tyrion Lannister?
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
there’s always a scenario where you could need those items in the future
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
yet another reason a giant bong is good for me 😂
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
😁
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I always thought that had alcohol 🤯 I think I might actually try it now
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
they can be surprisingly aggressive!
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
ooh 😮
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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
can i get some thought-cancelling headphones please?
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
yeah, I tried being friends with geese but apparently they don’t want my friendship and prefer to chase and honk instead. so now we’re eternal enemies.
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Happy Birthday! I know of one company that adds it to the holiday list… (not my employer unfortunately)
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
as previously established I’m not that smart 😂
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
thanks bud 🖤
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
oh man I must’ve looked over it several times before finally seeing it!
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
ugh, geese are the woooorst
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
sounds great 😋
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
bless the tijuanans
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
my favorite activity most days
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
ok, this one is really hard
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
budgets are just wishful thinking if you ask me
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
hey! keep out 🤯
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
the gods have cursed me with eyesight that won’t fail enough to miss the horrors (but will be bad enough to require coke bottle lenses)
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
me with people I know well: *huge sigh*
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man with a horse drawn carriage says tradition
Alt: a man with a horse drawn carriage says tradition (it’s from Fiddler in the Roof, I think the character is Tevyev?)
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
the most meaningless thing we say to each other
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I think no, she likes them plain (and that’s ok)
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
woodchucks don’t know either, so don’t sweat it
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
the third one is always a huge one too 🤧
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
wait a minute… is that why my cousin is always buying me sweet shit
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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a blonde woman is making a funny face and says `` like whaaat ? ''
Alt: a blonde woman is making a funny face and says `` like whaaat ? ''
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
in a row, that is
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I think it’s illegal to sneeze less than 3 times
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
estupendo
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
awesome book 🩵
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
just ask @los-los.bsky.social you gotta dumb stuff down for me
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a woman says " go ahead tell me i 'm stupid " in a netflix ad
Alt: a woman says " go ahead tell me i 'm stupid "
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
same and I bet I can get some people here to confirm it’s true 😂
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