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I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means. 2027 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat

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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
um, did you know about the snake?
10:17 -
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stefan
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
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Annoying
Joined Apr '23
* Midposter
Snake (Old age, best friends with snake)
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
meanwhile
Today at 3:52 AM
@antiantiai.bsky.social has added you to the "Al Haters"
moderation list
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
also today in animals that are not mine but I love
brisket cat looking saucy
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I have almost reached my full potential
a draft that says d
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Or maybe not
Willow is imploring me for love or Pizza. I’m not sure which.
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
she is a super cute n sweet girl 😍
Willow lying on the cool floor
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
this is willow and she would LOVE some of my pizza
A cute black doggo who would like food and/or attention
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Nice
69°
Mostly Cloudy
H:71° L:56°
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Happy #caturday (not my cat, another cat-in-law)
A super cute tuxedo cat sitting on a bed with a party hat on and a neckerchief that says party animal
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
to cap the week off I got flowers ex who won’t leave: *smirking* you got flowers (no doubt thinking I’ve been secretly hookiing up with someone) me: who tf sent me flowers? from my boss. who was pissed at me before. 🤯
Flowers my boss sent me
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I actually scrolled through the article (also, where can I get a job researching this 😂)
Do Cats Think People Are
Cute?

Before we end this article, it's just fair to turn the table and ask whether cats think that we are cute, too. Researchers believe cats don't view their people as cute. In particular, they see us, humans, as larger cats without skin. And this assumption is based on how cats behave with us and treat us.
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
just thinking about the important questions in life
Home » Why Are Cats So Cute? Do Cats Think People Are Cute?

Why Are Cats So Cute? Do Cats Think People Are Cute?
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I need to know what font does these Ws 👀
From a book, what it says is not important. I just want to know what the name of the font is in the picture, but this is what it says:

To: Lieutenant Louis Warwick
From: Bill Wilson
Cc: Chief Alice Patmore
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
or this one
Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Trinidad and Tobago

A circle with a spaghetti monster in the middle
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
@stephenking.bsky.social please bless me reading your book over continuing crime and punishment right now 🙏🏻🙏🏻
NEVER FLINCH
Never Flinch
share.libbyapp.com

Me: Detouring from continuing crime and punishment because there is a new Stephen
King book

Kid: Rodion Romanovich
Raskolnikov disapproves

Me: Does he though? I feel like he's preoccupied
Also, I bet Stephen King would approve
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
My hand passing an extra large Cheez-It to frog
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I expected extra big Cheez-Its to be bigger
My hand holding an extra big Cheez-It
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The first time I was able to get my own post to 69 likes 🥳
My post, on which I was the 69th like
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
this is what i see
los should take a break from this now
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
does this mean my stupid selfie was hot 🥹
2 blocks I just got, possibly for hotness, or so I’m going to tell myself
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Didn’t post this one before because it looks kind of creepy
Eyeball, a little bloodshot maybe
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
malicious compliance
eyeball
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Ok here, my ripped 18 year old tshirt is pretty sexy right?
Me with a tshirt that a jackass I live with ripped
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
@twosense.bsky.social were you inspired by @jasontheaverage.bsky.social ?
TwoSense @twosense.bs... 28m
• Posts a lot: more than 50 times yesterday
* Milqueposter
* Pizza Fiend
• Joined Nov @ The Chariot any bread can be French bread if you make out with it
Happy Thirsty Thursday to all who participate!

Jason the Avera... @jaso... • 30m
• Posts a lot: more than 50 times yesterday
Little know fact: a French twist is just a regular twist with tongue.
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Good point and I feel this strengthens my case
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Feels Like: 1°
H:11° L:6°
& Severe Weather
Advisory
Severe Weather Advisory. These conditions are expected by 1:00 AM, Friday, February 20.
National Weather Service
Clear conditions expected around
8PM. Wind gusts up to 33 mph are making the temperature feel like 1°
Now
5:53PM
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小小

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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I know this is not that cold comparatively but I’m really freezing 🥶
51°
Feels Like: 37°
H:51° L:43°
& Severe Weather
Advisory
Severe Weather Advisory. These conditions are expected by 1:00 AM, Friday, February 20.
National Weather Service
Clear conditions expected around
8PM. Wind gusts up to 37 mph are making the temperature feel like 37°.
Now
3PM
4PM
5PM
5:53PM


小小小小


6P
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Just your cause of death 🤭 (Mine is: Spanish Inquisition)
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Nes Lessman
@neslessman.bsky.social
Fell (From horse)
What's mine say? Newbie dipshit
12:05 PM • Feb 19, 2026
1 like
~...
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
timeline sync and I wish I could fit cry horse’s whole skeet 😂 @twosense.bsky.social @mandulorian.bsky.social
TwoSense @twosense.bs...•42m
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• Joined Nov '24 • The Chariot [doing absolutely nothing at the gym]
perfectly natural

...
cry-cry horse @mandulo... •47m
Profile changes often: more than 3 days in last 30 days
• Joined Nov '24
• Teleportation Accident (Merged with fly) 
it's perfectly natural
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
place your bets on which one wins
A 5:30 AM alarm and a 7 AM alarm both turned on
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
how it’s going on duolingo
MATCHES MADE
MAX COMBO
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NEW RECORD 
69
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
It’s here yay 😋
Chicken tikka masala on rice with a piece of naan
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
this is a CAT checkpoint. show me the most recent cat image on your phone
a tabby cat sitting in an open suitcase. the other side is packed
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
too cold 🥶
Rainy conditions expected around




7PM. The lowest Feels Like




temperature will be 35° around 11PM.



Now
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
meow
pussycat
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
fine I’ll post ass
a donkey outside the window, eating (also known as an ASS)
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
weird that it’s raining and cold, usually it feels warmer when it rains
59°
Feels Like: 49°
H:59° L:50°
Rain Stopping
Rain is expected to stop in 19 min.
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O HOURLY FORECAST
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Sunset
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
my so called life
2:52
Back
Drafts
15h
sigh, Duolingo es muy d
2d
does telling someone you're trying to rebalance your workload sound like bs
5d
I have nothing nice to say so I'm saying nothing, for as long as I can at least
6d
Ooh drafts
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Reese’s heart
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Brisket says hi
my sons gf’s cat, brisket, looking alert and curious. Her whiskers also look very long.
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
😋
Shepherds pie
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It’s Valentine’s Day. Post your favorite couple
Honey bunny and pumpkin right before the robbery in pulp fiction, sitting in a booth in a diner having breakfast.
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It’s valentines day biznatches
Peanut butter with a bunch of chocolate chips in it and a spoon stuck in there so I can shovel it in my mouth
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I know I love mine too (nobody expects it!)
Random Muser
@randommuser.bsky.social
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Perfect Sweetie
Her
She
Spanish Inquisition
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This makes me think about Nuno Bettencourt
Nuno Bettencourt from Extreme 
(probably singing more than words)
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Definitely take the nap… oh hey I thought of you today looking at my work notebook 😁☺️
my chicken scratch notes that reminded me of TwoSense:

T.S. = time sensitive 

(T.S.) acct#s
FINISH
“
“

NEP
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Yes, got it 😊
A to go coffee
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
meow
Brisket being cute and wishing she lived with me
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I think my solution was the same 😔
IF YOU SELECT “SHOW READER” AFTER CLICKING THE ICON IN UPPER RIGHT HAND CORNER, IT FIXES THE MARGINS


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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I have a dilemma
M
MAGNUM®
ice cream
PER EAR
ICE CREAM BAR
204E
MILK
CHOCOLATE
DOUBLE™
RASPBERRY
44% CACAO
RASPBERRY ICE CREAM DIPPED IN A CHOCOLATEY COATING, RASPBERRY SAUCE WITH OTHER NATURAL FLAVOR AND MILK CHOCOLATE
Breyers
CAMPFIRE COLLECTION
s'mores
FROZENS MORES DESSERT BARS
NATURALLY & ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED
PER 1 BAR
MADE WITH HERSHEY'S MILK CHOCOLATE
NEW
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Random Muser @randommuser.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Lunch (bought not made)
Half a BLT on Dutch crunch bread, potato salad topped with pepper and tapatio
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