Reposted by PussyNoodleCynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 02/01/2025*picking up cryptid monthly to get a look at the Centaur-fold. 613543
Reposted by PussyNoodleGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 05/09/2026Assyrian dog figurines with names carved on them, 650 BC names in alt text, my favorite is “Don’t think, bite!” (ē tamtallik epuš pāka) 9466128
Reposted by PussyNoodleheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh no I can’t grant you wishes, these are just my Hammer pants 522276
Reposted by PussyNoodlestovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 02/10/2026im gonna go inside and touch some computer 45710
Reposted by PussyNoodleDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15/07/2023coward (adv.): in the direction of the cows 5306104
Reposted by PussyNoodleSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 01/10/2026I'm sorry I told you that your baby looks like it was fathered by a sleep paralysis demon 515251
Reposted by PussyNoodleNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3443551223
Reposted by PussyNoodleJeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For Halloween, spiders put out tiny decorations that look like human furniture. 19132
Reposted by PussyNoodleSherry @sherry2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026NOTICE ICE agent vests now say POLICE in large letters Then say ICE underneath This is new in past 6 months I think its in preparation to deploy ICE to polling stations Trump now calls them "Federal Deployment Agents" instead of ICE 01811
Reposted by PussyNoodlejims @jims.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i have a hot take regarding the upcoming american midterms; every year your candidates should get slightly smaller. in 2030 every elected representative should be 2 inches tall and ride a beetle to work. they should sleep under a mushroom and wear doll clothes. they should crave the falling boot, 1742966
Reposted by PussyNoodlegamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026crocheting a little travel pouch for abraham’s sacrificial knife 7565
Reposted by PussyNoodleReproaction @reproaction.bsky.social · 23/09/2026🚨Trump has nominated another anti-abortion operative to lead a federal agency. Heidi Overton publicly celebrated the overturning of Roe and has since called for restrictions on abortions pills. Tell the FDA and White House to keep their hands OFF abortion pills now: reproaction.org/action/trump.... 11710
Reposted by PussyNoodleinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Velcro? What a fucking rip off 316762
Reposted by PussyNoodleFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 24/09/2026ranking all my mutuals by mouthfeel 1632559
Reposted by PussyNoodleSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 24/09/2026[feline Friday the 13th movie] pss pss pss meow meow meow 1195
Reposted by PussyNoodleAnna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky 464743815
Reposted by PussyNoodle𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i call upon thee, by the serpents of arby’s 0167
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Reposted by PussyNoodleIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Except Nebula. Gosh, now that I think of it, isn't Nebula creator-owned, with tons of uncensored, ad-free content by everyone's favorite streamers? With everything from game shows to documentaries to Rifftrax to original films? :3c nebula.tvnebula.tvNebula – Indie StreamingPremium streaming from independent creators. 1478108
Reposted by PussyNoodleHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026Your burrito is fascist now.wired.comChipotle Is Working With Palantir to Track Food Safety RisksThe burrito chain has enlisted Palantir for a platform that monitors pest incidents, employee illnesses, and other factors. The partnership comes after a nightmare summer for food safety across the US... 19392137
Reposted by PussyNoodleDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Cop: any illegal drugs on you? Me: what state am i in? 222959
Reposted by PussyNoodleDilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There's too much talent trapped in poverty and too much mediocrity funded. Just sayin. 4766229
Reposted by PussyNoodlemerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that 192260364
Reposted by PussyNoodlemindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Teaching the new intern all the keyboard shortcuts except for one that I can use to defeat him if he ever chooses to betray me 8716132
Reposted by PussyNoodleFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Anyone can be a murderer if you throw yourself in front of their car 16817
Reposted by PussyNoodlesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026working on my autumn bod (decaying) 624195
Reposted by PussyNoodleRather Be Napping 💙🇺🇦 @lindajblue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Giant river otters calling to each other in the #Pantanal of Brazil, amazingly loud sound, amazing place to see. 032
Reposted by PussyNoodleAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 18/09/2026This guy who assaulted a sitting member of Congress got 28 years and 10 months less jail time than a Texas resident who transported a box of zines that contained constitutionally protected content opposing ICE reason.com/2026/06/25/t...reason.comTexas man gets 30 years in prison for transporting 'anti-government' pamphletsThe case stems from a violent anti-ICE protest, but critics say the government's prosecution threatens First Amendment rights. 4052372447
Reposted by PussyNoodlegamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you can’t make your own honeypot from scratch, store-bought is fine.theguardian.comFBI warned ICE agents could be targeted by fake ‘tradwife’ dating profiles, memo revealsExclusive: Internal FBI memo, reviewed by the Guardian, said women wanted to dox and ‘embarrass’ agents, but provided few details 413524
Reposted by PussyNoodleJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A glory hole, except we just hold hands and whisper about smashing the patriarchy. 718270
Reposted by PussyNoodleMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Jiminy Cricket on my shoulder telling me I haven’t taken enough pills to finish the job. 16526
Reposted by PussyNoodleKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 17/09/2026Enjoy the camps, bluesky devs! 212708348
Reposted by PussyNoodleProf Nisreen Alwan @nisreenalwan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It really tells you something about how not to trust news headlines that so many of them say something like this 👇🏽 Kraft put out a statement in plain English saying Ed asked him to donate. He didn’t say he will donate, let alone to who. 625891
Reposted by PussyNoodleSexy Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026thoroughly cooked 0113
Reposted by PussyNoodleSK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 15/09/2026saw the headlines before but didn't read this quote, from Alex Lanfranconi, DeSantis’s communications manager: “We’d make it even smaller if we could.” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comAlligator Alcatraz held detainees in cages the size of phone booths, DHS watchdog saysOffice of inspector general’s report says practice at Florida immigration jail is not aligned with ‘humane treatment’ 26721
Reposted by PussyNoodleJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Me, shouting from the back at a Poison concert: ACTUALLY THERE ARE SEVERAL VARIETIES OF THORNLESS ROSES! 13392117
Reposted by PussyNoodleUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/09/2026me: HE’S STARTING TO STIR wife: shhhh me: OH MY GOD wife: be quiet me: HE’S GOT A KNIFE wife: i really hate watching cooking shows with you 1141690
Reposted by PussyNoodleHell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026(don't say Rigor Tortoise don't say Rigor Tortoise) wow looking very alive sir 201258208
Reposted by PussyNoodleStaceyActually @socialistchi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Its like they dont want to actually win. These people saying that "transfolk cost us the election", literally entails that promoting protections for trans people would help them win. Its like theyre saying, "We're dying of thirst because the river wont come closer!" 0141
Reposted by PussyNoodlealexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026handing out clams to everyone who needs clams (clammunism) 2129166
Reposted by PussyNoodleCurb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Day 3 of hearing liberals talk like this 122708542
Reposted by PussyNoodleElana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It seems I’m going to have to explain a joke nowpriceonomics.comHow an Ad Campaign Made Lesbians Fall in Love with Subaru - PriceonomicsIt's a popular stereotype that lesbians drive Subarus. What's less well known is that Subaru cultivated that image—and made history in the process. 3339
Reposted by PussyNoodleBlobStarrrr @blobstar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026When does everyone start Kung Fu loving instead? 019874
Reposted by PussyNoodleSpoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Rosie the robot is so stupid. I mean I barely want to have sex with that robot. 2/10. 041
PussyNoodle @pussynoodle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Ruin a snack by changing one letter Granola barf 221
Reposted by PussyNoodleA Dead Sinking Rory @zealousagain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Consistently mistranslating “Papa John” as “Father Toilet.” 1306
