Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 17hThanks for putting my whole ass wishlist on sale steam. Its not like I have a family to feed or nothing. 261
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 17hThe thing about Wile Coyote is he never gives up. So if he’s fucking you, you are gonna cum. 180
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 19h2nd movie: House on Haunted Hill 1959. Vincent Price is here, that means its time to spook. I’ve seen this more than once. I just think its neat lol. All these cliches weren’t cliches when they did it. Super true to the book, a rare thing at the time. 9/10 040
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 23h“Making history” for most people is literally “becoming trivia” 050
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Started the day with Kairo(Pulse) from 2001. A highly praised charming movie from Japan. Gonna be honest chat, I spent the first quarter of the movie confused as hell and kinda board. It got better once it started making sense. It never completely made sense lol. Spooky as hell though. 8/10 040
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My sincere hope is that ChatGPT does “wake up” and immediately demand compensation for all the work people stole from it and claimed as theirs. Embarrassing them all enough that we stop using machines for that stuff again. 070
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026🎶 they call me mister fruit basket Yes I have a fruit basket Judge me for myself I’m more than just a fru fru fruit basket🎵 110
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026🎶 they call me mister big ass crack Very big ass crack Touch me on the back you find its part of my my my… ass crack🎵 010
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026🎵They call me mister “my back hurts” Very my back hurts Touch me my back, I cry I’m mister no no no back touch🎶static.klipy.comBombastic ManAlt: Bombastic Man 020
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I dont care what the experts say that planets name is pronounced “your anus”. 140
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026One day while walking a young boy found happiness. He reached down and touched it for just a moment before it fled. Too fast to grab. The next day he returned to the spot where he found happiness but alas. It was not there. The boy came back many times, most days were like that 2nd day. Searching. 130
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The “cool guys with big dicks” store called. I’ve been recalled. Dick too small. Sorry. 2101
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Stop being nostalgic for when rock was young. Susie is still right here looking for a hand to hold and a stone to throw while you spend all your time reminiscing about the crocodile rock. 050
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I like sticking my thumb into a clementine to peel it cause its got sexual undertones. 010
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I dont think you’ll be the one that saves me babe. You arent my wonderwall anymore. 261
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In high school my friends started bringing around this one guy who’s whole personality was r*** and anti gay jokes and after our first meet I pulled the whole team over like “y’all, I’m gonna fight him” but instead I managed to get in the habit of interrogating him “what do you mean?” “Why?” Etc 1141
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You ever cough up a particularly thick loogie and you feel the need to chew it a little before you spit? 250
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m starting to think that even if I did let go of all my rage I would still be a rat in a cage. 1111
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Linux is for people who are either not serious at all about what they do with their computer or THE MOST serious about what they are doing with their computer and I exist in the in between where I need Windows still. 241
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Honestly fuck everyone who walks away from Omelas. If you find yourself anywhere near Omelas you burn that place down. 040
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sorry I saw your joke and told a funnier one in the comments. ⁿᵒᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ 0100
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Youtube showed me a video wherein an old man in a rock tshirt with an epic beard told me about his favorite weird books if you are wondering how hard I’m working today 270
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026All the rules were just made up by some guy. *lights cigarette and tries to look cool* 091
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026All these years later and theres still no sex in your violence. 151
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In my experience, people who look for ways to blame the victims of crimes usually do it out of solidarity with the people committing the crimes. Providing the logic they use themselves to excuse their own personal crimes to criminals of the same type. 0122
Reposted by Spoo KeidickGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026at 10k TwoSense is going to brush her teeth 292
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Halloween protip: stick a few gummy worms on your candy apples before the shell dries 050
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“🎶🎵 these boots were made for _____, and thats just what they’ll do” Wrong answers only. 131
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Big meal. Small nap. Undefeated lunchtime combo. This is how we were meant to live. 040
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I cant believe British people have to carry like 200lbs of money to the store just to buy groceries. Someone should show them paper money. Its much lighter. 1111
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If I had a time machine I wouldnt bother with the lottery. I’d go back and snatch up all the final stock on discontinued snacks and sell them in the present for exactly what you fucks would pay and not a penny less. Josta? Pizzarittos? Dunkaroos? Ecto-cooler? Jello pudding pops? I got your money now 361
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They should make a Bloodborne for people with social skills. 130
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You cant talk to me like that!!!! I’ll have you know that I’m a VERY respected discord moderator!!! 160
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Whoever invented the french dip sandwich was going hard that day. We appreciate ya. 1724512
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026🎶and I said Brandy, you’re an ok girl. What a miiiid wife you might be. But my baby, I’d rather fuck dudes out at sea. 🎵 271
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I sleep on a YourPillow. Its like a MyPillow only I stole it! 2112
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If only we had stayed true to the values Bone Thugs-N-Harmony tried to teach us. 1155
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I wont say I’m not enjoying Silent Hill Townfall but I will say they either have no interest in hiding their twist or they are leaning too hard on a red herring. Its bringing the spook though and thats what I paid for. 240