Sign in

Devonian Stone

@devonianstone.bsky.social
1.6K followers 1K following 21K posts

cishet [pronounced "si-shay"], he him, drummer, sparklebrain, attorney-ish, fur-adjacent, sparklebrain, horseless, semi-rural, too old to date you probably, sparklebrain, strong divorced-dad vibes pfp: "hi trans i'm dad" on trans pride stripes

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Devonian Stone
CavsKermit @cavskermit.bsky.social · 7m
We're at war and Hegseth is publicly filtering who can message him on grindr.
031
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sleepy
comic about a puppy named Basil in bed staring out the window saying; "What a beautiful morning! Time to finally start my day!" Only to fall back asleep
4374621653
Reposted by Devonian Stone
colin feral @sal.gay · 7h
When the food from the trash bag is so good you gotta close your eyes as you enjoy
A photo of a groundhog holding food to his mouth with his eyes closed. He’s standing on a sidewalk beside a garbage bag
171
Reposted by Devonian Stone
David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 7h
A thing I learned in allyship training is the power of something as simple as "hey man, not cool" I've seen it work.
36513
Reposted by Devonian Stone
-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 8h
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads "cops aren't your friends"

With a doodle of an elephant
010230
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Ainsley S @americanbeetles.bsky.social · 8h
When you have a trombone and you’re about to make it everybody’s problem
14712
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 20h
i would need fewer medication reminders if welbutrin also came fun shapes like pokemon and mario characters
031
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 16h
DRIVE THRU: may i take your order ERIC SCHMITT: yeah i’ll have a cheesy gordita and nachos bell grande DRIVE THRU: sir this is a wendy’s
612721
Reposted by Devonian Stone
𐇔 BeeVine𐇱𐇳 @succulentubus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WE SHOULD IMPROVE DEMOCRATS SOMEWHAT.

Yet you are trans. Curious.

Enjoy the camps
81905392
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 20h
Every time I get food I have to deal with this filthy beggar
1263
Reposted by Devonian Stone
log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My god... the coffee scale is screaming
My right hand pressing into a small coffee scale on a wooden cutting board. The scale's display shows "EEEE"
641960
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 23h
Almost had him. 🤏
Jack Smith escapes from poorly laid Wile E Coyote trap
111016
Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 20h
i would need fewer medication reminders if welbutrin also came fun shapes like pokemon and mario characters
031
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
caution: ˢⁿᵉᵏ
close view of a tiny milk snake among some leaves and grass, light tan with brown spotting, looking at you and coiled to make itself look bigger but it is tiny and adorable. its mouth is closed but looks like it has a little kissy-pucker.
513117
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 22h
since y'all have such love for ˢⁿᵉᵏ here is more ˢⁿᵉᵏ [bonus: my voice involuntarily shifting up two octaves because of the power of cute]
131
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
61023291
Reposted by Devonian Stone
MGoCoder @mgocoder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Republicans: Pro-Rape
333719
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Judging by a quick look at Twitter, the right has decided just to pretend that Eric Schmitt did not, in fact, just shoot himself in the dick and that he totally owned Jack Smith.
601508215
Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🚨DICYNODONT NEWS🚨 thank you, people are fish including really cool illustrations by @serpenillus.bsky.social ans others
youtu.be
New Dicynodont Species Discovered from Tanzania!
YouTube video by People Are Fish
010
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
and i have had it up to here with these people
021
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all else aside, this is exemplary legal writing
051
Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
someone please draw this tiny fierce yet adorable ˢⁿᵉᵏ
051
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's called being a sheep farmer maybe you've herd of it
54910
Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all else aside, this is exemplary legal writing
051
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Cass Morris @cassmorriswrites.com · 29/09/2026
Florida? FLORIDA????
54911
Reposted by Devonian Stone
The Rooster @rooster.info · 29/09/2026
Good example of right-wing “journalism,” which is always willing to punch down while pretending it’s an act of courage. You can’t type what should happen to Tracey. But you can think it!
2466
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
749278295779
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Cynthia Miller-Idriss @milleridriss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Headed to Ithaca today for my lecture tomorrow on how the invisibility of gender based violence creates pathways to mass violence, & what we can do to prevent it and keep us all safer. I donated the Lectureship award to three organizations. Please consider supporting their work. 1-The Advocacy 1/
actompkins.org
Advocacy Center – Provider of Domestic and Sexual Violence services in Tompkins County, NY
1309
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
36487182696
Reposted by Devonian Stone
𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Broke up with my medieval bf because he keeps placing pennies on my eyes anytime I sleep more than 4 hrs
618551
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have a theory about why self deprecating humor is funny, but you guys will probably think it’s stupid because I’m dumb and ugly
1438
Reposted by Devonian Stone
kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*brings iced coffee to a knife fight*
526948
Reposted by Devonian Stone
-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 29/09/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads

Ass

With a doodle of an elephant
4629
Reposted by Devonian Stone
AwwDHD 🥹 @mightyani.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Somebody could write a PoliSci PhD thesis on Republicans' not understanding the Streisand Effect
021
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
03537743
Reposted by Devonian Stone
wolf is yelling at the wall @wolftits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HI ! PLS LIKE THIS POST IF UR A BINARY TRANS MAN AND WANT ADDED TO THE CHAT !! I WILL BE SCREENING ACCOUNTS THANK U SM
1106
Reposted by Devonian Stone
✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
y’arrrr
When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit
121154237
Reposted by Devonian Stone
still a pistachio @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 29/09/2026
Under Shania Law they will utilize flock camera networks to find out whose bed your boots have been under
1558
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 29/09/2026
I'm researching the previous owners of a pub from the late 1800s and have ended up reading about Lord Darnley, who "eschewed all romantic and intimate relationships, as he believe he was a teapot and it might damage his 'spout'"
1113318
Reposted by Devonian Stone
may @maysuser.name · 29/09/2026
woke up to candace owens being outed as a dl lesbian and genuinely thought I was still dreaming
1116012
Reposted by Devonian Stone
transsexual anarchy CEO 🔆🥦 @bella.meangirls.online · 29/09/2026
I choose to believe this because it is very funny
1151
Reposted by Devonian Stone
The Rooster @rooster.info · 29/09/2026
I’ve said it before and I will say it again repeatedly: It would be important for her team to understand that they won in large part thanks to Republican incompetence. Ted Strickland’s people stormed into Columbus thinking they were Moses and look what happened to them.
47212
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today, Marist's midnight poll drop is from Ohio: Sherrod Brown leads Sen. Husted 51% to 43%. Amy Acton leads Vivek Ramaswamy 50% to 44%. A key stat: 50% *strongly disapprove* of Trump, in Ohio. maristpoll.marist.edu/polls/midter...
441470328
Reposted by Devonian Stone
The Rooster @rooster.info · 29/09/2026
5709
Reposted by Devonian Stone
The Rooster @rooster.info · 29/09/2026
Don’t even get me started on those little freakazoids.
1201
Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
caution: ˢⁿᵉᵏ
close view of a tiny milk snake among some leaves and grass, light tan with brown spotting, looking at you and coiled to make itself look bigger but it is tiny and adorable. its mouth is closed but looks like it has a little kissy-pucker.
513117
Reposted by Devonian Stone
Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Yeah man… I remember the nugget war…”
Ronald McDonald with a machine gun
88513
Reposted by Devonian Stone
David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My own
southernfriedscience.com
Cascading planetary-wide ecosystem effects of the extirpation of apex predatory Krayt dragons on Tatooine
Author’s note: this post is part of the “Science of Tatooine” blog carnival. Though obviously about science fiction and not the real world, it includes real ecological theories,  …
0308
Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
and i have had it up to here with these people
021