Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 55mpeople use the term "MAGA Maoism" or "MAGA Communism" derisively sometimes, but it really is more MAGA Juche than anything 0227
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmKevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 3hIf only there were some way to forestall this, such as by not running for reelection in your 90s—or even resigning in the next few days or weeks to allow the sitting governor to replace you 1111113
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmJohn @johncnj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My biggest professional disappointment is that in all the time I spent in HR I never had the opportunity in an interview to say ‘please explain the gap in your resume’ to a candidate when they listed The Gap as an employer. 02511
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 7hIn a variant on the "oh so you hate waffles" tedium, today I received "oh so you think pancakes and waffles are equally bad" 🙄 454617
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 7hi wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball 392118474
Reposted by Diesel of Sarcasmcrumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 19hBeing trash really opens up a lot of options. 24420
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmWeedle @weedle.bsky.social · 10hlol Democrats hiring back those people is going to be framed by the media as a radical government takeover after they spent four years treating rightwing purges as common sense measures against government waste lol 9502
Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 10hBring back public shaming for "login with email" default security. Can't install and use a password manager? Then you're pathetic, sad - an insignificant fop and jackanapes. A blackguard, even. 000
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmErin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 10hOf course placing my mom’s obituary—dodging the “AI rewrite” features that kept popping up as I did so—subscribed me to four marketing newsletters and added an unwanted solicitation for memorial trees to the end of the obit. Of course it did. Hellscape. 1011213
Reposted by Diesel of Sarcasmjam @socialistboat.dad · 16hI can tell you're not from around here by the way you pronounce "shibboleth" 164368
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21hTwat. 49025
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19hYou’re fucking bald and defending AI usage, weirdo. 26880187
Reposted by Diesel of Sarcasmcaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Nancy 9/23/26 292349364
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Breaking: Man who invited vampires inside because he wanted to live forever suddenly concerned about being one of the damned. 119544
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmKate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is 16-year-old Katya. Russia killed her in Sumy on September 27 when three guided bombs hit a residential neighborhood💔🕯 She was in her final year of high school. Her school shared: “Katya will forever stay in our hearts as a student, a friend, and an irreplaceable part of our school family” 36603255
Reposted by Diesel of Sarcasmryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 28/09/2026the idea that you might have to do bare knuckle Tom DeLay type shit to get the Business Party to support a rapidly growing industry—or that you just have to beat them—does not fit into these guys’ brains 5929
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmKhashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh well that's different ...🙄 Two months are more than enough for ruining a child's life, right? 1916341
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmJoe Stieb @joestieb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every time I see a picture of Peter Thiel he looks like a different type of rotting cheese. 4533
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmThe Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I would very much like to grade the Cornell rapists’ essays. 1826736
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmWrycke @wrycke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I am also saying it, though I (1) live in a drought-affected part of the west and (2) am very anti-data center. There is one weird trick for solving the drought: no more inappropriate agriculture in the southwest 1442
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmJulia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 28/09/2026look, this is almost every industry, Silicon Valley just says it out loud 1334
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE 17533138
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 27/09/2026"Against this backdrop, the widespread assumption of the field that polarization is inherently detrimental warrants re-examination. ... In the current moment of rising extremism, not all polarization is equivalent nor undesirable." 116032
Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The impact of that photo - [cue Fanfare for the Common Man or more pastoral Copland] - that right there is the meaning of lifelong commitment to the integrity of women's sports. That man holds the sanctity of the WNBA uppermost in his thoughts. Every day. Morning till night. 000
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Never change, Bluesky 🤣 3307
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life. 14194912187
Reposted by Diesel of Sarcasm🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Drinking 🍹🥂🎃👺👽🫀 Now I'm just hitting emojis I don't ever use 🦪🪼🐙🦑🪸🫧🦂 5281
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmDAT BUNN @bunnzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Judge: "you are aware we are in an 'up your butt with a coconut' state." 0134
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmZoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And even if you are hot shit, you can get a much better feel for where your talents and skills begin and end and what you’d need to do to improve them to have a reasonable prospect to accomplish or know such and such. Which relatedly is why super low risk educational choices are bad. 614217
Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I was once surprised at how many college graduates make comma splices. I am now surprised to see so many PhDs make them. 000
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmPandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026*pushes my friend off a cliff* Haha you've been punk'd! 0195
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmDan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Tube socks” as opposed to what, how else ya get your fuckin foot in there 57327
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmThe Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Unless this article starts with "Let us introduce you to a fucking moron and her fucking stupid, worthless opinions," I don't care. 513015
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmClara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Meta and Tik Tok refusing to allow the trailer for Musk to run as a paid ad on their site—just like any other movie trailer—means users should fight tech oligarch solidarity and share it widely youtu.be/FFTf1lzcs28?...youtu.beMUSK | Official Trailer HDYouTube video by Elevation Pictures 6351211
Reposted by Diesel of Sarcasm412th Man @unlox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026if he had any social media it’d be like 60% selfies 3765
Reposted by Diesel of Sarcasmbijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i think about this post all the time. you might too 3269201727
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmLoxy @loxy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Listening to other conversations at the hair salon are good practice for me to not just tell people they are wrong. 1191
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmJez @jez1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Please, sir, may I have less self-awareness? 416771
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmRobert McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Let the Right One In” (2008) 468376
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmBailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Watching Swifties wake up to what she has always sounded like simply because Taylor is phoning it in like never before is sending me 0122
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmTayonce’s Playbill @babefortheweekend.swifties.social · 22/11/2024“Oh you guys know that one?” -Taylor Swift singing a Taylor Swift song at a Taylor Swift concert 135521
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmTiny Petting Zoo @tinypettingzoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026╪═╪═╪═╪═╪═╪═╪═╪ 🐥 🐥 🐥 🐥 🐥 🐥 🐥 ╪═╪═╪═╪═╪═╪═╪═╪ 1145
Reposted by Diesel of SarcasmViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Saw your man pushing a boulder up the hill. He looked tired 920539