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Diesel of Sarcasm

@dsng480.bsky.social
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You have to shoot Minions in the head. The bell tolled - it’s for thee.

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Thorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 55m
people use the term "MAGA Maoism" or "MAGA Communism" derisively sometimes, but it really is more MAGA Juche than anything
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 3h
If only there were some way to forestall this, such as by not running for reelection in your 90s—or even resigning in the next few days or weeks to allow the sitting governor to replace you
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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My biggest professional disappointment is that in all the time I spent in HR I never had the opportunity in an interview to say ‘please explain the gap in your resume’ to a candidate when they listed The Gap as an employer.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 7h
In a variant on the "oh so you hate waffles" tedium, today I received "oh so you think pancakes and waffles are equally bad" 🙄
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 7h
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 19h
Being trash really opens up a lot of options.
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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social · 10h
lol Democrats hiring back those people is going to be framed by the media as a radical government takeover after they spent four years treating rightwing purges as common sense measures against government waste lol
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 10h
Bring back public shaming for "login with email" default security. Can't install and use a password manager? Then you're pathetic, sad - an insignificant fop and jackanapes. A blackguard, even.
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Erin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 10h
Of course placing my mom’s obituary—dodging the “AI rewrite” features that kept popping up as I did so—subscribed me to four marketing newsletters and added an unwanted solicitation for memorial trees to the end of the obit. Of course it did. Hellscape.
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 16h
I can tell you're not from around here by the way you pronounce "shibboleth"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21h
Twat.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19h
You’re fucking bald and defending AI usage, weirdo.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nancy 9/23/26
Nancy is reading a trendy fashion magazine that says “Trend alert! Boys love long hair. Grow!!” Nancy takes the advice, and grows out her hair spikes. Sluggo is stunned by her beauty.
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Jännät @jaennaet.fi · 23/09/2026
5 drawings of the different types of "morning star" club weapons, and then spiky-haired Nancy at the left end

morningstar image source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morning_star_(weapon)#/media/File:Morgenstern_(137936355).jpg
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Breaking: Man who invited vampires inside because he wanted to live forever suddenly concerned about being one of the damned.
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
​This is 16-year-old Katya. Russia killed her in Sumy on September 27 when three guided bombs hit a residential neighborhood💔🕯 ​She was in her final year of high school. Her school shared: “Katya will forever stay in our hearts as a student, a friend, and an irreplaceable part of our school family”
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 28/09/2026
the idea that you might have to do bare knuckle Tom DeLay type shit to get the Business Party to support a rapidly growing industry—or that you just have to beat them—does not fit into these guys’ brains
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh well that's different ...🙄 Two months are more than enough for ruining a child's life, right?
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Joe Stieb @joestieb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every time I see a picture of Peter Thiel he looks like a different type of rotting cheese.
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would very much like to grade the Cornell rapists’ essays.
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Wrycke @wrycke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am also saying it, though I (1) live in a drought-affected part of the west and (2) am very anti-data center. There is one weird trick for solving the drought: no more inappropriate agriculture in the southwest
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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
look, this is almost every industry, Silicon Valley just says it out loud
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: *skips a rock perfectly across a pond* Fred Flintstone: OH NO MY CELL PHONE
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 27/09/2026
"Against this backdrop, the widespread assumption of the field that polarization is inherently detrimental warrants re-examination. ... In the current moment of rising extremism, not all polarization is equivalent nor undesirable."
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The impact of that photo - [cue Fanfare for the Common Man or more pastoral Copland] - that right there is the meaning of lifelong commitment to the integrity of women's sports. That man holds the sanctity of the WNBA uppermost in his thoughts. Every day. Morning till night.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never change, Bluesky 🤣
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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🌈Danger Tits🌺 @dangertits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drinking 🍹🥂🎃👺👽🫀 Now I'm just hitting emojis I don't ever use 🦪🪼🐙🦑🪸🫧🦂
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DAT BUNN @bunnzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Judge: "you are aware we are in an 'up your butt with a coconut' state."
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And even if you are hot shit, you can get a much better feel for where your talents and skills begin and end and what you’d need to do to improve them to have a reasonable prospect to accomplish or know such and such. Which relatedly is why super low risk educational choices are bad.
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was once surprised at how many college graduates make comma splices. I am now surprised to see so many PhDs make them.
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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*pushes my friend off a cliff* Haha you've been punk'd!
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Diesel of Sarcasm @dsng480.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Woke 2.0.4 beta is now on Github for testing.
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Tube socks” as opposed to what, how else ya get your fuckin foot in there
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Maggie Westrum @maggiewestrum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Unless this article starts with "Let us introduce you to a fucking moron and her fucking stupid, worthless opinions," I don't care.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Meta and Tik Tok refusing to allow the trailer for Musk to run as a paid ad on their site—just like any other movie trailer—means users should fight tech oligarch solidarity and share it widely youtu.be/FFTf1lzcs28?...
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MUSK | Official Trailer HD
YouTube video by Elevation Pictures
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412th Man @unlox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if he had any social media it’d be like 60% selfies
the dog jones
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Loxy @loxy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Listening to other conversations at the hair salon are good practice for me to not just tell people they are wrong.
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please, sir, may I have less self-awareness?
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Robert McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Let the Right One In” (2008)
A scruffy blonde golden doodle on its hind legs peeks through a screen door, hoping someone will let him in or join him outside.
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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching Swifties wake up to what she has always sounded like simply because Taylor is phoning it in like never before is sending me
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Tayonce’s Playbill @babefortheweekend.swifties.social · 22/11/2024
“Oh you guys know that one?” -Taylor Swift singing a Taylor Swift song at a Taylor Swift concert
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Tiny Petting Zoo @tinypettingzoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw your man pushing a boulder up the hill. He looked tired
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 26/09/2026
[most viscerally personally unpleasant person you've ever met] i'm going to lead a mass
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