NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 46mZiggy played guitar, but only for a little while 😔 130 3
NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 3hSure, we're made of stardust but only borrowing it for a little while. 57521 75
Reposted by NosferaPruNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The hamburger helper glove when it sees anyone's naked hands: ew 812335 123
Reposted by NosferaPruCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 18hIn order to convict whoever stole the cookie from the cookie jar, you must find them guilty beyond a reasonibble doubt. 44315 43
NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 14hThat 3 days of peace was your birthday present. Happy birthday 140 4
Reposted by NosferaPrucap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Cashier: can I see your ID please Me: uh *raises phone to show flashlight is on for no reason* Cashier: nevermind man you’re good 141046212 1K
NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Kill time Marry/Fuck any of the other 4 dimensions-- look I know there's holes in this train of thought 43910 39
Reposted by NosferaPruBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Not sure what exactly I expected from the end times but I definitely did not anticipate this many fucking leafblowers 726667 266
NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I regret to inform you that I've injected your cake with a fourth type of leche. 1518136 181
Reposted by NosferaPrusweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026*resting my chin on my fist* ooh, tell me less 112648 126
Reposted by NosferaPruNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 11/10/2026No YOU do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around 915848 158
Reposted by NosferaPruRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 14/10/2026On October 13, students at Jefferson Middle School in Oceanside, California, walked out of class in protest against ICE. These students are brave and are showing that standing up for their community has no age limit. 23194512493 9.5K
NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Would you rather get run through with a broad sword or get a paper cut? 12348 34
NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Also your phone screen is perpetually cracked 2130 13
Reposted by NosferaPruNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Life's too short. Eat the gas station sushi. Punch a weasel. Call your mom. 1918352 183
Reposted by NosferaPruUncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Good grief, I think Arthur got the boudoir package at the Sears photo studio 736426 364
NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I say this when things are impossible AND painful 090 9
Reposted by NosferaPruCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 12/10/2026been getting a lot of "post failed to send please try again" and it's starting to feel like the universe is asking me to rethink things 36727 67
Reposted by NosferaPruNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 05/06/2024It's me. I'm the person who corrals stray carts from the parking lot even if they're not mine. Someone notify the Nobel Prize committee. 812135 121
Reposted by NosferaPrumean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I know you want to be able to afford gas and a house and food but the best I can do is public executions 738581 385
NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Imagine finding a piece of hay in a stack of needles. 68625 86
Reposted by NosferaPruNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There's still time before the holidays to have a trap door installed in front of your house. 715952 159
Reposted by NosferaPrulisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 13/10/2026My DNA results confirmed I'm 23% Filipino, 27% Mexican, and 50% the plastic covering on my grandma’s couch. 412024 120
NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 14/10/2026*dumps Gatorade on you* You made it through another day of THIS 0261 26
Reposted by NosferaPruNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 26/02/2025I don't get how Dracula and Frankenstein have time to make cereal in between terrorizing the villagers 2123877443 3.9K
Reposted by NosferaPruLady DEADtera, Wee Ghostie Edition 👻🍁😷 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I'm boycotting* dusting for Seasonal Ambiance Reasons 🍂👻 (* continuing my ongoing boycott) 053 5
Reposted by NosferaPruBram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 10/10/2026why tittle early when you can titillate 08228 82
Reposted by NosferaPruBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 15/12/2024INVENTOR OF SALAD: look what I did INVENTOR OF SALAD DRESSING: no you didn’t 755665 556
NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 14/10/2026*pats you on the butt* Hey good job keeping your sanity out there! 59029 90
Reposted by NosferaPruNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The forbidden Vietnamese sandwich, banned mi 616635 166
Reposted by NosferaPruRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Happy indigenous peoples day! 253030885 3K
Reposted by NosferaPruSam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 24/06/2025The sheep, out of hatred for the rabbits, voted for the wolf to preside over the farm. They all died. Even the chickens, who didn't vote. 301362392 1.4K
Reposted by NosferaPruNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Gonna bathe in pumpkin spice body wash, then have some pumpkin spice cereal, then get a pumpkin spice flu shot, then a pumpkin spice oil change, then 1110615 106
Reposted by NosferaPruandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 10/10/2026I don't think I can meet any more people 625571 255
NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Gonna stop cleaning so my place looks more haunted housey for Halloween. 911427 114
Reposted by NosferaPruBilly Sunday @billysunday.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Me, when the Hokey Pokey comes onstatic.klipy.comRage Against The Machine: 'Fuck You, I Won't Do!'ALT: Rage Against The Machine: 'Fuck You, I Won't Do!' 0213 21
Reposted by NosferaPru𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The power of nostalgia is directly proportional to the degree in which everything is completely ruined now. 213850 138
Reposted by NosferaPruSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Aquarius: Today will be like a dream come true for you. Unfortunately, it’s that dream where all of your teeth fall out. 414533 145
NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The good cholesterol in my body always says please and thank you and does all its chores. 25817 58
NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ah yes the good old days of rebuking and refuting 130 3
