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Senator Jar Jar Binks (D)

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Meesa intwoduce a biiig bill in da senate!!!

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this poor model looks so bummed out by this stupid level 1 rpg dress
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You go ahead and have that 4th coffee. There's people out there doing crack.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wellness Latest
Wellness Latest
Why is everyone over 40 talking about this strange bedtime trick?
It takes under a minute and requires nothing from a pharmacy.

and it’s a woman pouring baking soda onto a cucumber
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Epic of Gilgamesh is better than Wicked.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 03/09/2026
The Brother
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ddiiggss @ddiiggss.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
lmao
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 01/09/2026
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
do you guys like art
word art of the words dick and balls. im just now realizing i should have said cock and balls thats kind of the more classic pairing but oh well yknow i dont really think its worth changing at this point. this will probably only be seen by 2 people anyway. or it will be the most upvoted post ive ever made
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reggie 🔜 BLFC @hoppits.gay · 29/08/2026
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Locked up in my home terrified after seeing the same giant worm in an apple car doing laps around the block all afternoon
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
@theGooningEunuch: "the emperor would be so mad if he knew i could still do this lmao"
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Terracotta Pig, East Java, 15th century
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 25/05/2026
Probably because it was turned off
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Average bsky poster:
Big head fish peeking out behind a sign thats says 

Please Do NOT Stir Me Up
When you do I hit my head on the glass and if I keep doing it I will
die.
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Emily Jane Rothwell 🖤🌸🖋️ @emjanerothwell.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
the world needs more guinea pig cartographers
A guinea pig cartographer works amongst his maps, using his instruments, with a quill and ink next to him on a wooden table; he looks at the viewer obliquely with a black background in a style that is reminiscent of early modern portraiture. The artist enjoys exploring the histories of art through homages to previous paintings in his whimsical works.
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Ohara Koson (Japanese, 1877–1945) "Egrets in Snow", 1927. Woodblock Print, 38.9 × 26 cm. (Christie's) #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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key @lefttwix.com · 29/04/2026
for sale: hips that lie
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Illegalize Pessimism NOW @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
my dream is to hug a palm trees big trunk and the palm tree wraps the trunk around me to hug me back
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Us skittering across this uncertain world
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Here's your moment of zen: A "holy" cat named Coco stands at the entrance of a church in Mexico, seemingly blessing everyone who walks in 🐱
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
i can't be the only person who thinks a heavy lead pipe could be used to more or less destroy my entire head!!
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 18/04/2026
when i see the likes your post gets because i re-posted it
jesus carrying a woman in the sand
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old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS
black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 18/04/2026
Iran is performing medical miracles. Praise Allah
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Nostalgia Lamp Ⓜ️ @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
you unlock secret dialogue options if you tell your therapist youre a danger to yourself and others
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competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The Hamburglar is ruining my life
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MyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 13/04/2026
Cute miscommunication 😻 Cat headbutt: Love Goat headbutt: Play
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 13/07/2024
Oh u think animism is a joke ok then tell me why this tree is a woman, why is she hot, why does she think I'm doing great, sweetie
A I think birch tree, photographed from below that for sure looks like a hot naked lady with her gorgeous tree pussy out facing the world
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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Ppallo's Basilisk is a cute little reptile guy. He allows the local children to pull his tail once every summer, producing little fireworks from his mouth. Old people enjoy his company, as his mere presence provides a feeling of serene vitality.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
don’t talk to me or my son ever again!
a gargoyle strapped into the backseat of a car
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Quint Buchholz (German Artist, born 1957) "The Cat's Assembly", 1995. Ink, Pen on Paper, 21.5 × 13.5 inches. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
José Jurado Sanz (Spanish, dob not listed) "Cat", 2022. Pastels, Pencils Drawing, 10 × 10 inches. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt #catlover
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
we live inside ourselves
a 3d rendered horse with wings in a weird environment with a rainbow and blue cloudy sky
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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Night Lights #oilpainting #art
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Blew my three leg parlay on omenbook, I got calf with the face of a man and a clap of thunder in a clear sky but no fucking two hawks fighting which is crazy because I figured hawks were always fighting
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Roxie @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
for dogs, running around is going on the computer. eating some dirt, is reading a big book. you can map all their behavior to ours. fetch is obvious: cool new videogame. tug of war is like when you're grabbing something but it's not turning out to be quite so easy as you'd hoped hm? barking is posts
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
i will fulfill my obligations today
a cat suspended in window blinds they have presumably destroyed
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Emmaeli @emmaelie.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Tomás Sánchez Contemplar, 1995
cathedral of trees form an arch over a small lake/lagoon - two figures sit across the water, facing one another, feeling of expansiveness, divided by a narrow inlet of water, space between, sense of belonging
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
i try to do positive things so that the consequences of my actions are positive
a cat seen through a clear container of water. their face is distorted
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