old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026don't comply. rfkjr wants all the pickled mice for himself 092
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026don turnbee is only nine years older than me wtf 170
Reposted by old uncle catfaceCactrot @cactrot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The trump administration has a strong interest in combatting voter fraud in the same way I have a strong interest in defending my home against Sasquatch attacks. In that we both spend way too much time thinking and drawing up plans to solve our made up problems. 26019
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026is the jimono too formal for this party, babe? 47417
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the fbi agent who watches me: hey man, got a new guy here who's gonna shadow me for a bit me: beastiality hire? 0737
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026both already looking like they've contracted Graham's Linehan Disease 0181
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026they got my boy trimmed up like grandma's patio furniture 28611
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026one of the most interesting reveals of the dialect map is how all of you talk wrong 160
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 02/09/2026when my wife and @senatorivy.com get together 130
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026making up a guy for my enemies to get mad at 080
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026the media and the wealthy just hear this shit and nod and no one ever tells them to shut the fuck up. yeah ok The Liar's Autocorrect is gonna let us buy galaxies no fuck off 040
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026that's two 80 years olds. crossing my fingers incredibly hard for a very specific "rule of three" 1578
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026seeing the incredible outpouring of love for Dolly, imagine what it's gonna be like on here when he finally kicks 0182
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026this is the mat my friend puts in front of his tent while camping. unsure of the level of irony it's operating on 3536
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026going to miss interacting with the juice theft community on here but something has to be done 2141
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026nancy mace will take lips back, full teeth bites out of your flesh. are you nuts 1111
Reposted by old uncle catfaceovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Yeah, man, cleft. No, I don't know in how much. I'll ask 0204
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026your hate has achieved what was once thought impossible. thank you 0100
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026whatever happens tonight, i was happy to see people all over america come together to hate haley stevens 0121
Reposted by old uncle catfaceFrosh @froshkiller.dev · 05/08/2026Saudi EAbiakotaku.comElectronic Arts Officially Sold For $55 BillionWith the closing of the market today comes the second-biggest acquisition in gaming history 2236
Reposted by old uncle catfacejimprov @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 26/07/2026snapchat filters are great 632269
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026it's weird eminem was so popular cause when i hear it now it's like the most annoying guy you know hands you his mixtape and says it's $10 070
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 16/07/2026good evening. jd vance was a 42 year experiment conducted by uc berkeley to provoke lapsed catholics into defending the papacy. the experiment is now complete. thank you 13914
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026my $10 investment over 20 years ago continues to pay massive dividends 080
Reposted by old uncle catfacemagich🎱 dot org @magichateball.org · 15/07/2026The cat: go to sleep early I got a big 330 am scream planned Me: yes boss 0182
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026they're calling it the trump diarrhea. trump diarrhea. that's what they're telling me. i didn't come up with it but that's what they're telling me. trump diarrhea 180
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026amazing how easy it's been to completely dismantle anything even remotely good and, if we even get the opportunity, we'll have to fight tooth and nail to restore it 020
Reposted by old uncle catfacebeany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Superhuman Safety Squad #5 428972
Reposted by old uncle catfaceJ “Halloween” B @jhb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Finally, America has paid for its evil. Congratulations…(squints)…King Leopold??? No, that can’t be right, hold on. 0165
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026mr president please. it is 68° outside and my wife just turned on the ac. congress must act! 0131
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026all homes must urgently be equipped with a secret "husband's thermostat". it is of national importance 0367
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026all the ads for "america 250" feel like background noise in a modern dystopia movie 051
old uncle catface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026alright alright im catholic again, just until we deal with this kind of shit 182
