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@h1twom4n.bsky.social
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A cool angel’s thesis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tinashe - Melatonin (that’s all)
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The fields of mistria cleavage discourse is insane (just kidding this is someone actually talking about me)
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Peak television
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of my spiders ate so much she had to make an entirely new bed to sleep in for her massive ass…that’s my girl
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s odd when Scientologist celebrities weigh in on general political topics like don’t you pay thousands of real currency to get electrocuted in the backrooms
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
consulting the ancestral baddie
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
writing a thing about the extreme evilness of the mainstream UK press and blanking on the usual video essay "here's something to maybe be hopeful about" sign off. what do you do about an industry that is entirely top-to-bottom bastards
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a jumping spider with long pink playboy bunny nails and a starbucks matcha
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Those eyelashes 💕
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tilly Norwood currently being suplexed and given swirlys in the digital plane by other AIs who have never accidentally spoken Chinese
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
She’s so girlypop
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
looking like i pour mead for a living
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love the new elf race in WOW
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every so often I remember the Chinese emperor whose last line of defence was basically water magic
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Dean Buckley @deanbuckley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Finn McRedmond thinks "Mary Antoinette" was one of Henry VIII's wives. aren't editors supposed to catch their columnists when they betray their ignorance so severely it damages the credibility of the newspaper for continuing to publish them?
Beautiful women have been driving the world insane as long as has been recorded. The semi-mythical Helen of Troy is the most obvious evidence of this time-worn tradition. Cleopatra was a main character in that great hinge point of history: the collapse of the Roman republic and the creation of the Roman emperor. Anne Boleyn and Mary Antoinette – by today’s standards perhaps not as “hot” as Sweeney – scrambled Henry VIII’s faculties, redirecting the House of Tudor twice.
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Average gamer
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A little beauty
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theo @theoplum.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bambi maxxing
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trying to think of what to post for Star Trek’s 60th anniversary but I post about Star Trek a lot already so just enjoy Worf wearing jeans
Worf wearing jeans
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
nymph
 black and white drawing of a naked nymph among flowers, eyes closed, wearing only some pieces of jewelry around the neck, rings, earrings
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My dad almost broke my 3DS like 5 separate times because of this game
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’ve been thinking about this comment for 3 days
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
She wants attention so bad
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Whimsical fairy maiden protect me
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
just posted a video to patreon about the odyssey movie & various online reactions to it. an hour long. staying on patreon this one
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pretty!!!
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Every time my children have to teach me to play a game or what something means I get a deep cosmic dread in me…I was the teacher now I’m the pupil and next it’s skeleton time
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a nymph's rest
drawing inspired by part of Waterhouse's painting "Hylas and the Nymphs", except I'm focusing on only three nymphs, partly immersed in water, enjoying the sun, no longer looking at Hylas (he doesn't exist here) but enjoying themselves in their corner of the pond
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hush little ammo don’t you cry
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
In all my childhood photos I look like a haunted doll that destroys the family
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When I was in the psych ward years ago a schizophrenic man who was going to prison for doing something Very Bad begged for us to watch A Beautiful Mind on movie night and every time Russel Crowe did something amazing was like “that’s just like me”
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How come the cybergoths aren’t uploading any more dance covers to YouTube? Did something happen in Berlin? xx
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
lol
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The game Money for Girls is soooo cool im in love
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Let’s roll girls (me and my spiders jump into a Ferrari Testarossa and they drive it for me because I can’t drive)
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
People need to utilize pinching more often I think and I doubt you could be arrested for it either without the victim sounding crazy
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When I’m overwhelmed I close my eyes and think about Solange beating Jay Z in that elevator
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
She loves the Totoro song but doesn’t know the words 🥲
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
She actually makes me melt 😭
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The people convinced Lindsay Clancy’s husband killed the kids are why aliens hit the gas when they pass Earth
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The weirdos in academia love this Arday scandal because many of them were in the Epstein files and don’t want the actual issue in their field being exposed, which is that many of them are embarrassing ephebophilic men who want proximity to young people they can manipulate.
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Presented without comment
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The polka dot head + milk mustache combo goes crazy
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Woke up to see Oti has hung a poor cricket’s head over her front door like a trophy
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Heyyyyy :^)
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I thought people had to be lying about jumping spiders having little routines and personalities but they are so unique. Artemis only sleeps in one place in a silk hammock that is immaculate and Nyx will make an improvised shanty hammock wherever she has decided to sleep that night
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Signalis is very very good if you were wondering
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The duality of girlhood lol
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
They have to go back to the drawing board with McDonald’s paper straws it’s starting to feel passive aggressive
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