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Damin Toell

@damintoell.com
1.3K followers 633 following 621 posts

a Brooklyn attorney known for his snarky social media feed

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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 13/09/2026
I’m moving to Canada
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 01/09/2026
this guys a great follow. he posts insane schizo rambling videos several times a day
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 01/09/2026
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 26/08/2026
What about beloved American icon Damin Toell
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mrsomerton @mrsomerton.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
big news for @damintoell.com
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Your Ad Here [10 chars] @cooluser354.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@damintoell.com this one's for u
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 21/06/2026
Happy Pride from DC. You are loved.
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 20/06/2026
I visited the reflecting pool today to get to the bottom of the antifa algae situation
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 20/06/2026
Bluesky group chats have finally made it
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
@damintoell.com
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
@damin.bsky.social in need of the meme
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Drives Like a Dream @urban-achiever.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
@damin.bsky.social is on bluesky. he's very funny if acerbic at times.
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 22/01/2026
👇
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 24/12/2025
Even if it’s automated, who has time for this???
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
threads.com/@gideonkendall @damin.bsky.social
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Hold My PomPoms Bitches @desertlove.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Check the alt text out on this.....lolllll
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 24/12/2025
👇
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I’m the white rabbit. @jon-twr.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Paging @damin.bsky.social. Would Damin please pick up the white courtesy phone?
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 21/12/2025
Perhaps we should film a debate between a concentration camp guard and an abandoned toilet over whether CECOT is good. Brought to you by Bank of America.
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
lmao if they had a follower of Damien Toell moderation list I would be it's queen
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 10/12/2025
lol okay
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
@damin.bsky.social are you still out there?
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 02/12/2025
Blocking info being public on this app is good but funny. I love when I get random blocks and look up who did it and they’re blocking tens of thousands of people that I assume, as with me, they never had any contact with. Like I barely post here? Weird stuff.
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Kit @hoosierkit.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Well I was curious and I found this Kurt special and it's really funny, with a cameo from @damin.bsky.social
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Your daily dose of @damin.bsky.social
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
🙏🏻
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
There is more to @damin.bsky.social than mayo posts
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
@damin.bsky.social
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Joe Stieb @joestieb.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
war is hell(mann's)
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I unpacked the implications of Nick Fuentes' collaboration with Tucker Carlson and the former Fox News host's willingness to portray the white nationalist livestreamer as a victim. Someone wants him in the mainstream. Why? And what does it mean? postsfromunderground.ghost.io/on-tucker-ca...
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on tucker carlson, nick fuentes, the heritage foundation, and all that
If you had asked me in 2016 whether I thought I’d write a blog about the Heritage Foundation defending a former Fox News host after he hosted a friendly conversation with one of the country’s leading ...
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¡FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN! @ouroboredom.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
She's creeping up on "best to ever do it" territory! If you don't keep up w Turtle Diaries, you should change that now & subscribe if you can afford it. You're probably already familiar w her investigative work from [being jacked by corporate outlets all the fucking time]. www.turtlediaries.net
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The Turtle Diaries | Amanda Moore | Substack
Went undercover in MAGA for a year, now I write about the right. Click to read The Turtle Diaries, by Amanda Moore, a Substack publication with thousands of subscribers.
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 02/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat
Alt: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits in an orange seat and says “*chuckles* I’m in danger”
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Damin Toell @damintoell • 4m
Amanda Moore is a journalist and pardoned J6er who can bring proper attention to this story, sir.

Commander Op At Large
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Damen, thank you for the heads up. I don't know her but good to know. Following
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 31/10/2025
I assume Chaya Raichik and Ian Miles Cheong are calling for the death penalty. I take no pleasure in reporting this, etc.
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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
microsoft wants to use your linkedin data to train LLMs turn it off here: www.linkedin.com/mypreference...
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jgthirlwell @jgthirlwell.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
The Immaculate Consumptive was a project consisting of Lydia Lunch, Nick Cave, Marc Almond and JG Thirlwell. In October 1983, The Immaculate Consumptive played two shows at Danceteria in NYC and one at the 9.30 club in Washington DC. 42 years ago today.
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 29/10/2025
Gonna pull a heist on the RC Cola van brb
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Whey Standard @wheystandard.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
And now he leaves us.
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Dan Lather @danlather.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Damin to Bluesky, probably:
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a cartoon of homer simpson with the words so long stinktown above him
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson with the words so long stinktown above him
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 29/10/2025
He lives
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Misha @mishafitton.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
X had gotten ugly over the last few days as pro mayo fans of Damin Toell have rioted and terrorized billions of people and bots.
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H. Huntsman @hhuntsmanwrites.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
My God People!! Can we at least band together to get @damin.bsky.social reinstated back on that cesspool of X ? He is already rotting the soul of our kind and caring community. All the love and Brotherhood we experience daily in our BlueSky haven of enlightenment is being tainted by his presence
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Frank Bednarz @bednarz.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Me: Holy shit! You were censored for advocating mayo on sandwiches? Damin: LOL no...no not those beliefs Me: So....egg salad? Damin: Haha no not those beliefs either Me: Which beliefs, exactly? Damin: Oh, you know the ones [dunking on an holocaust denier apologist on Xitter]
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dovrabinowitz.bsky.social @dovrabinowitz.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
@damin.bsky.social it's a movement
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Rocky Top Scotty @jonny-shiloh.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
@damin.bsky.social I hope you know you're missed on 𝕏 and we're trying to get you back
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SeditionSleuth @seditionsleuth.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
There’s no way @damin.bsky.social wasn’t the author of this Reddit post. He does social media propaganda for Big Mayo on all the platforms. He’s especially into the race based mayo discourse. That was a dead giveaway.
Screenshot of Reddit post that says: 

When people are over-dramatic about mayonnaise
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Bear with me. In recent years, mayo has developed a bizarre reputation online as being negatively associated with white people and something that's really gross.
I saw one tiktok where someone was "challenged" to eat a spoonful of mayonnaise and they were acting so dramatic and like gagging before they even tasted it. Completely mental. After seeing it, I went and had a spoonful of mayo and it's completely fine.Photo of Damin Toell getting to deepthroat a spoonful of Hellman’s.
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SeditionSleuth @seditionsleuth.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
@damin.bsky.social I just happened to see some BlueSky mayo discourse in my feed, if you were in need of something to do while your case is working its way through the Twitter appellate court system. bsky.app/profile/fain...
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Damin Toell @damintoell.com · 29/10/2025
The game of AI telephone with Grok headlines about this is getting hilarious
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