Reposted by tychesjuli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026 983592063
Reposted by tychesBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Men used to have ROMANCE Men used to be SPONTANEOUS Men used to come home and surprise their wives with COORDINATED OUTFITS and say YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE DRUMS, WE ARE IN A BAND, we are called THE WHITE STIPES, you are now my SISTER 151508192
Reposted by tychesKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I laid out my mass shooting statistics counting gang violence last night with a tall glass of milk but they were untouched this morning 😔 1551355
Reposted by tychesJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Trump promises to "bring back the Hawk Tuah girl" if Republicans retain control of Congress 628228
Reposted by tychesDr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Me too bitch, you're not special. 12387901681
Reposted by tychesRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026🚨Christ - Whistleblowers warn the newest version of Claude may lose (take?) control of itself and place *me personally* in a simulation where 1979 Sigourney Weaver wearing her Alien costume (but also Ghostbusters “Zuul” eye makeup for some reason) tazes me in the ass & balls until I starve to death. 2752033
Reposted by tychesBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/20264 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets 196112191
Reposted by tychescaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️ 70149173713
Reposted by tyches「ＹＡＳＥ」 eek!-clips 🎃 @eclipse.yase.world · 31/10/2025I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night 3852161602
Reposted by tychesSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Super Mario Galaxy 2 contains an unused "yellow zone" that, upon entering it, makes Mario yellow. Being yellow makes Mario run faster. 773083798
Reposted by tychesSam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 03/09/2026seeing an improv show vs seeing two dogs and a pig 271522143
Reposted by tychesDVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 07/01/2026new food pyramid says u gotta eat mad ants every day. thats all it says. 16893135
Reposted by tychesTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 01/09/2026look its simple: if roger rabbit is exonerated the toons gain control of the acme corporation leading to "coyote vs acme". if roger rabbit is convicted, humans retain control as seen in "looney tunes: back in action". if marvin acme is never killed then chip and dale rescue rangers (2022) happens 22357813
Reposted by tychesdrilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me 2047191036
Reposted by tychesPumpkin Spice Dracula Enthusiast @kmfao.latinsky.app · 29/08/2026Sources are reporting Uribe "has that shit on" 431854
Reposted by tychesBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It’s been interesting to see whose mind immediately went to Rocky Horror and whose mind immediately went to Muppets and whose mind immediately went to Clue and whose mind immediately went to SPAAAACE and on and on and on because no matter what age you are he’s iconic and very special to you 1664558876
Reposted by tychesleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026tim curry was a legend. every performance of his was (slowly realizing that the only thing i really knew him from was the wild thornberrys) smashing 122532292
Reposted by tychesJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 118313018380
Reposted by tychesjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved 45269628
Reposted by tychesDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026dolly parton died of big natural causes 382297305
Reposted by tychesBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life? 51157382525
Reposted by tychestinybaby @tiny.baby · 24/08/2026It's pretty easy to tell who it is, he's just wearing a chef outfit 222147226
Reposted by tychesvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 24/08/2026the sophie cunningham drama was created not to further trans genocide but to keep america from realizing its next gronk is a lesbian from minnesota 113306494
Reposted by tychesSaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Me, writing a letter to Paddington the Bear after rewatching the three movies: “You are all that matters to me. I don’t want to ever let you down. Thank you for being my Guardian and Protector in this Life.” 21145389
Reposted by tychesfarner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 22/08/2026[getting sucked off] oh…oh geez…. holy cow 3561865
Reposted by tychesArif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 22/08/2026disappointed in ben gibbard 612716
Reposted by tychesamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles 35136432125
Reposted by tychesSpiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage 1024454752
Reposted by tycheslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026if spreadsheet people was ever meant as an insult, i am reclaiming it. my columns and rows are beautiful even if others don't see what i see within them 811989186
Reposted by tycheslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026when elon says that stupid mobile game he plays is better than chess he's a fucking idiot but when i say slay the spire 2 is better than a rembrandt or a degas i'm on to something 2067923
Reposted by tychesXploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it 85194924390
Reposted by tyches🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 18/08/2026PvP has been enabled 421474275
Reposted by tychesBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I think polio is bad and the vaccine for it is good. 36010512950
Reposted by tycheslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/08/2026🫵😠🫰 YOU THERE. STOP what you're doing. and spend forty dollars RIGHT NOW!!! the economy needs you!!! 7698060
Reposted by tychesStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026What if we kissed at the— 5660411340
Reposted by tychesStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/12/2025Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station 186101972150
Reposted by tychesIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat" 274124042097
