Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 8hThing about Pete is he can only cum if he is watching somebody get killed. It's better for him if he made it happen. It's more powerful if he ordered it. 040
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 8hCaroline Lucas rare interventions making Blair look like a recluse. 1210
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 9hYour boyfriend is watching election stuff even though he says he doesn't care about it (I'm your boyfriend, you are going out with me). 270
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 9hthe man in the pink tie here is about to laugh at the idea of feeding poor children and call it "student politics". he is about to list several disabilities he "knows" to be "made up skiving rubbish". 0121
Reposted by Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 10hBaby boomers hate this One Weird Trick 71276153
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 10hgeorge galloway running a campaign for holborn and st pancras entirely from russia is very, very george galloway. (allegedly, he may have been in south africa too) 1120
Reposted by Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 12hwife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice 81792208
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 12hI can't bring myself to get involved with it, but I just saw a racist quote their own screenshot of a duck duck go search to prove their theories. 390
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 12hI still can't believe they did an emo millennial batman with a Nirvana theme tune (complimentary). 3141
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 12hDeath of the Author (1967) proves clearly that whatever you posted, once it has been read by an American, is about America. 1112
Reposted by Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 12hThis is, I think, the data equivalent of every politician going on television naked and telling you that fire is wet and shite is shampoo, while you try to ignore their crinkled arses and saggy ballsacks 820967
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 13hI'm just saying that if any other part of any other industry did this sort of stuff so regularly, people would react appropriately. 071
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 14hNow do dead gazans as a 9/11, you racist crank. 3354
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 18hLook sometimes you might think that you are the biggest piece of shit in the world, but I encourage you to remember Alvin at these times and realise that you are being a silly billy. 2412
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 18hGuy who always capitalises LASER because it's correct to do so. 1100
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 18hFBI stands for Fart Burp Indigestion 4121
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 19hcan't wait to see a load of pricks with "left of centre" and "retired" in their bios say that it is customary for leaders of parties to resign when they lose elections, even though the sample size is very small and every other applicable politician lost loads without doing so. 4455
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 21hActually thought this one was older for some reason 330
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 22hpointing at a 95 year old del boy and the machine he needs to breathe and saying "what would you do without us?" 020
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 23h*weezer voice* i've got my hash brown 0133
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It's almost impressive how the Guardian consistently manages to offend me, the sort of person who would have been a "natural guardian reader" ten years ago, again and again. 1553
Reposted by Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 05/10/2026I Wanna Fuck a LOT in This Hospital 161274416
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i only ever read one blog and will never read another. it was Hipster Runoff and this actually explains a lot about me. 010
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You don't hear much about that pornography ban any more. Reckon your uncle found a way around it. 2221
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wait there is a Tory conference right now? Is that where all the stupid bullshit is being said? Genuinely didn't know. I'm sure that bodes well for them and the journos wish who have decided it is two-party time again. 140
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Single digit temperatures frankly turn me on these days. The summer changed me. 1110
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026First full squad I have painted in years and they're turning out pretty well. Still need to get the tongues right and the basing will be done after I finish every model in the army. But pleased with how these are turning out. 280
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I am simply not going to listen to the cloistered elites and their acolytes in this country when they start making up reasons the left think things that they don't actually think out of whole cloth. If our government and media were supporting Russia, then the condemnation would be as voracious. 2212
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Teddy ruxpin prime minister. Rupert the bear prime minister. Winnie the Pooh Prime Minister. 450
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Suffer not the Abominable Intelligence, it is heresy of the highest order. 050
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You are all laughing at this like you haven't installed a gym in your mind palace. You all need to get with the times. You will need to get with the grind. 1100
Reposted by Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I agree that “Britain cannot call itself a diverse democracy when communities are living with such fear” but I will note some communities’ fears are taken less seriously than others 118639
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Quoting this so I have it to hand when sensible UK centrist accounts instantly take the police side in something they don't understand as their kink demands. 0141
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Putting my foot through the TV because I saw the words "Rayman 30th anniversary" 0110
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Consent machine go brrrrrrrrrr 1301
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The year is 2062 and I am in the cheapest care home imaginable being starved to death and I am insisting that it was Tony soprano that shouted "college kids ain't shit" in breaking bad. 1191
Reposted by Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 07/10/2026oh shit someone's finally selling my tony soprano girl lunch eaten directly in front of the open refrigerator 0155
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This forever. The sensibles are the least sensible people going. Every accusation is a confession. 28711
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I was in a very normal pub last night, a series of them really, and I overheard a few people talking about the notorious green party motion. Older people mostly. Even the ones who disagreed weren't shocked and appalled. I know this is totally anecdotal but I don't think this is going to fly. 2210
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We are days away from a so-called left-wing journalist blaming Zack Polanski directly for an IDF action. 1516
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Jeffrey Archer: Candle in the Wind '26 170
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026How I arrived on Blueskystatic.klipy.comTerminator Sarah ConnorAlt: Terminator Sarah Connor saying no as she checks an assault rifle in the desert. she is a queen. 040
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Block the beans cunt. Every time you rightfully tell him what a ragged, tattered, destroyed orifice wound of a person he is, he gets closer to cumming. Do not engage with it. Do not let him think he has told a joke. 190
Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The press wants us to go back to two parties but the left are extremely leery of Labour where they don't actively hate them, and the right, well, Reform's tanking polls are as much the result of them being staffed with Tory wingnut fled rats as they are anything else. 182