William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 23hI am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a hand-saw. 1638867
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 28/09/2026The sheep for fodder follow the shepherd, the shepherd for food follows not the sheep; thou for wages followest thy master, thy master for wages follows not thee: therefore thou art a sheep. 318126
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 28/09/2026That is not the Duke’s letter, sir; that is an advertisement 317919
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 27/09/2026Buck! I would I could wash myself of the buck! Buck, buck, buck! Ay, buck! 1727136
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 27/09/2026You taught me language, and my profit on’t Is, I know how to curse. 443184
Reposted by William ShakespeareBen Soskin @bensoskin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026-Do not drink. -I will, my lord; I pray you pardon me. 1646
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/09/2026It shall suffice me; at which interview All liberal reason I will yield unto. 313818
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/09/2026I dare not call them fools; but this I think, When they are thirsty, fools would fain have drink. 218028
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/09/2026If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun 418112
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 24/09/2026Liege of all loiterers and malcontents, Dread prince of plackets, king of codpieces 623342
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 22/09/2026What? A young knave, and begging? Is there not wars? 216514
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 22/09/2026Behavior, what wert thou Till this madman show’d thee? 327346
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 22/09/2026Do not, as some ungracious pastors do, Show me the steep and thorny way to heaven, Whiles, like a puff’d and reckless libertine, Himself the primrose path of dalliance treads, And recks not his own rede. 119525
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 22/09/2026Corruption in the place! False justicer, why hast thou let her scape? 020335
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 22/09/2026an autumn it was That grew the more by reaping. 122440
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 21/09/2026You are welcome, sir, to Cyprus.—Goats and monkeys! 124419
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 21/09/2026This oily rascal is known as well as Paul’s. Go call him forth. 119217
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 21/09/2026Come, sister, I am press’d down with conceit— Conceit, my comfort and my injury. 017115
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 20/09/2026he is (For so I know he is, they know he is) A most arch-heretic, a pestilence That does infect the land 12462126
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 18/09/2026I once did hold it, as our statists do, A baseness to write fair, and labor’d much How to forget that learning, but, sir, now It did me yeman’s service. 1889
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 18/09/2026Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the sun, it shines everywhere. 338996
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 16/09/2026I will engage my word to thee That I will by tomorrow dinner-time Send him to answer thee, or any man, For any thing he shall be charg'd withal, And so let me entreat you leave the house. 416012
William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 16/09/2026O old Sir Robert, father, on my knee I give heaven thanks I was not like to thee! 317115
