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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 9h
sorry everyone i was just about to write the bill and ted-esque perfect song that would have brought about an era of world peace but i forgot it cuz the theme song to waynehead got stuck in my brain
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 10h
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Bachelor Soft @bachelorsoft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I see my neurologist next week! I do not have the funds needed to travel there! It is going to cost at least $100 for me + my partner. We also don't have the funds needed to stay sheltered beyond tonight! It's a long, miserable story! Any help is appreciated. Thank you!! ko-fi.com/bachelor_sof...
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am baiting you to engage with me: What are y'alls favorite 2D, side-scrolling, side view, video game towns with NPCs? Zelda 2? Panic on Funkotron? Maple Story? Wonder Boy? West of Loathing?
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To celebrate fall being the start of soup and grilled cheese season, today's Topher Treat on the food channel is a fucked up Krispy Kreme style donut with a mozzarella center brushed with garlic butter and a weird glob of gelatinized tomato soup injected in there like a torus shaped hot pocket
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All right agents, here's today's posting agenda: A: Talking about whether Solitaire is an extraction shooter B. The VP will be wearing a bad sweater at 3pm so we're riffing on that C. Everyone piles on to a rando who says medium rare steak is "elitist" Let's spread some good malaise out there!
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Everest Pipkin @everest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm very please to announce a public release of my drag-and-drop bookmarking, game-making, and wandering tool Scrubjay! Scrubjay is a weird website builder that lets you cobble together web elements, images, links, text fragments, etc into a series of nested rooms...
"SCRUBJAY" sits over a bunch of images of frogs, birds, doors. it's a very 90s look
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Somehow, a random background cameo by M'Ress from Star Trek the Animated Series
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My wonderful father, who instilled in me the love of computer and comics and weird cartoons, has passed away. Any support you could give to help our family would be appreciated. gofund.me/a724331e4
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Donate to Help William Florence's Family With Farewell Costs, organized by T. Florence
We are heartbroken at the passing of William Florence at the age of 7… T. Florence needs your support for Help William Florence's Family With Farewell Costs
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
getting mad when subtitles tell me [INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING] when the music isn't intriguing enough
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In the '80s, some of the world's most fascinating animation was made in Uzbekistan. It was a time of "absolute creative freedom with full funding." We're looking at the story behind the scene, and at the gems it produced: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/visions-in...
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
now class, for a few days a month, something special and unique happens to women: they have an incurable painful ache to play a long deleted browser game with a name like "visions of horsetopia" that was made by a couple in wisconsin and somehow has silmarillion level lore
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
in a world where blockbuster video style monoculture existed, or if it had been advertised at all, that jon hamm fletch movie woulda been a stone cold top 20 Dad Classic and they woulda already made like 3 more of em
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Abby Denton is a Rabbit for Halloween Every Year @abbydenton.com · 21/09/2026
Remember that everyone you meet is fighting a battle you cannot see. Against the mighty army of Invisible Belgium. And you, too, must take up arms against their diabolical European schemes
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Toby Jones @tobytobyjones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
RIP Gerrit Graham, one of my all time favorite actors. Here are some highlights from his most underrated role, Dr. Pankow in Parker Lewis Can't Lose.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Enough granular game design pitch details in this article to trick people into designing it for real and I respect that
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Once I trick the BBC into letting me make Doctor Who I'm just gonna make Time Cheers and have the Tardis be a silly bar where historical figures and future guys and monsters walk in and do little comedy bits and even though there's only one set the budget is unchanged I simply pocket the rest
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah I'll have 3 Triple Cheese Pitmaster Birra Duos with the Funyun Shell, 2 Lettuce Supreme Tajin DipperDillas, a Crunchy Gordita Pizza Slammer with a Churro Crust, a Loaded Cancun Poblano Dunk-A-Rito with Baja Blast Frosting, a couple packs of Cantina Breeze Energy Sauce, and a small Diet Pepsi
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sirrus in HD reveals that 90s robyn miller has strong paul rudd energy
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Charles Snart (Histobat) @thehistocrat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today I found out that pretty much all the original footage from the live action filming sessions for both Myst and Riven are viewable online over on the Video Game History Foundation Library in their original quality and I think thats pretty damn neat.
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Raw camera footage
View Raw camera footage in the Video Game History Foundation Library – Digital Archive.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the simple rule of video games: no voice acting is great, great voice acting is medium, terrible voice acting is good, medium voice acting is terrible
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
when i invented frankenberry cereal i wanted to make a twisted patchwork of mismatched expired cereals dug out of the dumpster and hubristically reanimated against the laws of god and man by dr. victor frankenberry but the cowards at the general mills corporation wanted "strawberry and marshmallows"
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
beautiful candid glowing contemplative composition of zoot taken from a biopic where the weight of his difficult life choices finally sink in
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Top Ten Classic Rock Songs You Forgot Because The Living Computer At The Center Of The Earth Who Controls Our Brainwaves Activated Mindwipe Protocol Zeta-37
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
guy who goes back in time to inspire a young walt disney by showing him fortnite footage of roxas in jordans with a baby yoda back bling crip walking after gunning down beavis with an ak-47
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Mitch's Art & Design @donaberger.xyz · 15/09/2026
I got tired of sending out regular resumes, so I built a PS1 demo disc instead. 🎮 I’m currently looking for full-time work as a Creative Director, Brand Manager, or Illustrator. Let's build something cool: donaberger.xyz #DesignPortfolio #HireMe #PSX #MotionGraphics #CreativeDirector #RetroGaming
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
there's an episode of the scooby doo that look like family guy where they solve the mystery of a christmas carol and scrooge stays evil forever because ghosts are fake which is a pretty good gag
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
feel like at minimum one(1) of the many fast and furious characters who died and came back should have been a heretofore unseen twin instead just to mix it up a little bit
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
attack of the clones jedi council parody: looney tunes/SNL
duck dodgers in front of an alien council that includes stitch, a yellow guy, the great gazoo, an instant martian, a klingon, a fake yoda, and dr. zoidberg from futuramascreencaps of the jedi council roll call from an snl sketch: there is a white alien with a long neck, mayor mccheese, alf, monica lewinsky, cartman, and yoda with sunglasses who says wazzup
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Lew @strongest-lewman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I always see this go around, but here's an actual transcript of the audio drama itself Obviously it doesn't name the event but you can easily put 2 and 2 together.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the "post-orgy multi level marketing scheme" vibe of the magic bullet informercials is so uniquely american i think they're beautiful
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
watched a dark science fiction tale about self replicating AI systems (the three robonic stooges have built robot servants for themselves called r2-larry, r2-curly, and r2-moe)
the three robonic stooges and their 3 robot servants
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
An image of the ancient meme colloquially known as the "Epic Handshake Meme". The Carl Weathers Side is labelled "Miami Connection (1987). The Arnold Schwarzenegger side is labelled "A Chuck E. Cheese Christmas (2025)". The hand clasp is labelled "Youths of indeterminate age in a weird emotionally close rock band all live above a restaurant that serves Italian food"
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
sage is so neat videogames are real
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Incredible work by my good friend Steve MacFarlane
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
nintendo direct announcer guy orders lunch
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i live inside that dreamcast city from the "it's thinking" commercials and things have really deteriorated in here: the place is filled with crazy taxi fumes, the ready 2 rumble guys got bit by house of the dead zombies, sonic's friends developed a strange religion around the vmu low battery beep...
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
who is putting ALFchievements on the steam backend?
a list of very simplistic ALF theme game achievements
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
after 60 years, the enduring message of star trek still holds true: if you live on a submarine, you will simply become absorbed into a weird emotionally fraught polycule
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There's a certain type of Playstation videogame that even if you have never technically, actually played it, on a deep spiritual and energetic level, you have already played one level over and over again on a demo disc you borrowed from your cousin for twenty hours
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A bit of a spoiler for the Zelda Direct but I have been cast in the role of "Captain N: The Game Master" in the upcoming Legend of Zelda film. I'm proud to be a part of this storied franchise and look forward to being the bridge to future live action Nintendo films like Excite Truck and Clu Clu Land
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Does anyone know of any products or services that will elevate the vibe, amplify the everyday, or turn an ordinary day into an extraordinary day?
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the skeleton of the tv show lanterns is kinda like [what if you did the plot beats of men in black but swapped their personalities]
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Alex Jaffe ➡️ NYCC @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’ll be doing my best to formalize this in the coming weeks, but for now, just putting it out there: I, Alex Jaffe, certified comics freak, am available as a freelance editor for your indie comics project. DMs are open, rates are low. Let’s make something amazing.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
in muppet babies, baby fozzie is constantly pelted with tomatoes by an unseen heckler from beyond the fourth wall who he has a complex relationship with, a sort of psuedo-audience intermediary in null space, and i think a tomatoman is an interesting narrative device that should be used more often
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 05/09/2026
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
No my, love, you haven't gone mad. The character we've colloquially been calling "Android Sonic" is a Sonic that is shaped like the Android logo, his name is "Andronic", the new official "Android Sonic" is a man-shaped Sonic reprogrammed by Tails to go into Fortnite and mow people down.
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Comon, man. They barely touched their food. By the end it's probably just cold.
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What a fucking waste
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