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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 9s

i will never care about spring ball til it’s acquired by the shield. this is not a serious enterprise

victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 1h

that’s not how it works, and i know you know this, bc your bluesky account doesn’t have your government name on it either

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 4h

we've got our first buffalo t-girl baseball practice on sunday (info below! if you're a doll, DM "buffalotgirlbaseball" on IG and come thru!) and i'm going in completely cold. haven't thrown a baseball or swung a bat in a decade. haven't been in shape since i was like 20. i might die out there

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 5h

once again having a morning where i think "i should get into writing for video games" like that's not equivalent to thinking "i should get into being a pig in a slaughterhouse"

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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 5h

i think it's pretty damning on the last decade of The Democrats that a guy can go "actually immigrants are good" and it's viewed as a remarkable act of political messaging

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 5h

if i saw this in GTA6 i would call it a little on the nose

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 5h

what you need to understand is that while the median/average woman athlete is indeed smarter, more woke, and understands the world better than their male counterpart, the lows are just as unfathomably head-scratchingly low

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17h

kinda bullshit whenever the fever score 98. like come on. no it’s not

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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 18h

half-watching hockey and thinking "aren't bussi and aho the same thing"

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19h

Really appreciated Brian spelling out the years of meta-referential commercial plotlines that led to this. Why are we expected to know so much lore for an insurance company’s commercials

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 20h

[emmanuel acho voice] now, what you might not realize? thats nine times two. theres levels to this.

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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 20h

i really want to see this guy draw a clock

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 20h

alright, pitcher. you've got two on, no outs. the batter at the plate just set a new record for most strikeouts in a season in MLB history. how do you wanna pitch to him you - you said you're gonna throw it right at his spinal cord? are you sure?

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 20h

if people still cared about baseball colson montgomery would be the most clowned on man in sports right now

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 20h

a double bullpen game to open a playoff series. america's continued decline on full display

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 20h

everybody shut the fuck up my baseball team has the blessing of the vicar of jesus christ

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 20h

i say this with as much caution and as many asterisks as i can possibly muster: even those of you who claim to hate him will miss jerry jones when he's gone

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 21h

good article if you wanna understand how this stuff works and not just be weird and smug about it. or dont, idgaf im not your mom

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 21h

RETVRN

doug dimmadome owner of the dimsdale dimmadome. hes a mustachioed man in a silly tall cowboy hat

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 21h

so we're approaching a world where every american sports franchise is valued so highly that all 120ish of them are all gonna be owned by the same 30 guys/groups right like we're already halfway there but we will be completely there by 2040

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 21h

me, smugly: i'm so glad i don't have to care about the NL east it's really fun watching you weirdos fight to the death me when i Remember:

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 21h

Really need to internalize this one

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 22h

ron just sent me this recent release his store got. i'm not speaking to the quality of the book, i haven't read it, but i would like you to read the jacket copy/appreciate the cover and then reply with the following: what SEC school do you think our author graduated from?

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 22h

unfortunately after falling down a reels hole my internal monologue has sounded like this for weeks now

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 23h

How the fuck are any of us functional. We’re 1% of the population, give or take, and we have Great Depression employment numbers

But Democrats in Republican-leaning districts are under pressure to respond. One Democratic strategist estimated that fully half of the GOP’s messaging this year has been around transgender issues — about the same time they’ve given the economy, data centers, immigration and crime put together.

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 29/09/2026

i honestly think there are parts of this game that do ANDOR better than ANDOR does. one of your operators is a blue guy named Kabb Uppercut who used to be a prizefighter and speaks in something between shakespearean meter and cockney naming slang. tony gilroy should’ve put aliens in his show man

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Kabb reveals how he lost his arm - Star Wars Zero Company

YouTube video by ScereBro PSNU

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 29/09/2026

if you’re a star wars dork - or even just someone who has an unnecessary amount of prequel/clone wars information in their brain - you REALLY owe it to yourself to play ZERO COMPANY. it’s a really good game on its own but the base chatter is S tier

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Toad sipped his tea. “Frog,” he asked, “are you making this up?” “Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 29/09/2026

every day i wake up and tell myself i cannot title DBQ3 “would you still love me if i was a worm”

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 29/09/2026

if you wanna get a sense of where my head is at for my third book you should watch this video, then consider there is a nonzero amount of MOLDRISE in its DNA

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

People always respond to stuff like this by speculating the person has himself raped someone and I'm certainly not going to discount the possibility but I think it discounts how much of misogyny is built on people who are in it for the love of the game

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 29/09/2026

on draft day, this was the worst fantasy team of my life i have since lost devon achane, jaxson dart, and jayden daniels. 0-14 is on the table

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 29/09/2026

case keenum been doing it so long his college highlights look like this

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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Luke Braun @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

a deep, ancient haunt is being cleansed

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 28/09/2026

ive been spending way too much time around trans women lately, wym i stared at this for a full minute trying to figure out what kind of event this was 😭

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 28/09/2026

this happens to me literally every fall. it has somehow become THE game of october to me

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 28/09/2026

i tried to play CONTROL four separate times over a half-decade of my life and despite it being - on paper - the most Victoria shit in the world, it was never able to keep my attention. i’m honestly not even sure i ever managed to make it halfway. i simply never found it enjoyable to play

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