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Paused Mortem 💀

@pausedmortem.bsky.social
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The world is my oyster -- and I'm allergic to seafood. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xqzsviu6zd…

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Paige E.ek! 👻 @superpaige64.bsky.social · 7h
age regressing back to a zygote
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 7h
maybe it's time for me to start some sort of catfishing scam
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 7h
Social anxiety is a turn-on. Like yeah babe let’s leave
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 14h
Wanted to post something not so negative, but this app wouldn't load for the past fucking 3 hours. So fuck that. And fuck this. Lmao. Fucking bitch.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 14h
Does this fuckass app run on fucking dead batteries or something?
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 14h
Another day I’m forced to get out of the bed nest. Bullshit.
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Boochy Boo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm not "aloof" I'm just stupid
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The only fucking thing fucking certain in this fucking life is fucking uncertainty.
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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
weirdo culture has been co-opted by normies and it blows
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"You're not alone." Yes, I am. And you are too, you delusional whore.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
silence reverberating in a mind devoid of thoughts
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh the disappointment fades away with time. You'll be fine.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My posts get saved but never me.
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Solemn Baby Orangutan Staring Out Car Window
ALT: Solemn Baby Orangutan Staring Out Car Window
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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
your couth is uncouth please recouth
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
opened a pint of Ben & Jerry’s and threw away the lid because i’m not a quitter
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𝖏𝖆𝖘 @vores.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
no more girlbossing i need to girl rest girl sleep girl lay in bed and read book
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Total eclipse of my foot in your ass
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s raining. I should be at home in bed with the cats watching horror movies.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m just not feeling good about, well, anything.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*at the bottom of the ocean This is nice.
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Boochy Boo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everywhere I go you won't stfu
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s always fucked. All you can do is laugh. Better than the alternative.
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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Too many unwanted contacts
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hope doesn't work on the hopeless.
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm reading a horror book in Braile. Something bad is about to happen. I can feel it.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Too bad, so utterly depressing," or whatever.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hi, I'm here again not doing the things I told myself to do.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you ever feel like fate is up against your will, bro
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Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
New neighbor is hot, now I have to suck in my gut all the time
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not gonna kms tonight. I'm gonna watch some toxic yaoi instead.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ugh, so relatable.
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The reason I'm not in prison can be chalked up to pure lack of motivation.
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[looking in the mirror] ugh i look more like age against the machine
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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 02/10/2026
We found so many seashells down by the seashore, bro you don’t even know
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
that’s a nice cleft chin you have there, buttface
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did you notice how there was no September this year?
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was the fast of times, it was the furious of times
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am calmly observing my own catastrophic behaviours
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
poison my pumpkin spice latte so i know it's real
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m tired of keeping up. 
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The best time to fuck off is all the time.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 01/10/2026
I don't have to be dead to haunt a motherfucker
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Screaming "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN" at a piece of wood.
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the universe is expanding and so is my indifference
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Back that ass up like it has scientific evidence behind it
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God forbid a theoretical slut gets thirsty.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cock.
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
discourse is a class about dunking on bad takes
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