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Paused Mortem 💀

@pausedmortem.bsky.social
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The world is my oyster -- and I'm allergic to seafood. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xqzsviu6zd…

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another season of bluesky done.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bitch had to come back the next day and double down. Who hurt you? I hope I did.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Told my co-worker happy weekend.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's monday again tomorrow.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"You only live once."
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When you're just a baby girl but one thing keeps happening after another.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Know what I'm really interested in right now? Moving plane.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ok, handsome. Whatever you say.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Ok, Emily Blunt.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I'm so easy today lmao 😭
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
In the mood for some nonsense.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Biblically accurate angel.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Toxic korean yaoi just dropped and my toxic gay ass is seated.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ran out of t's, bluesky?
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I might've took a lot of silly pics before I cut my hair. I dunno.
before the cut
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Anyway, real feminists support women's wrongs.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
If I send you this, it means I'm being reasonable.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Watching multiverse of madness as late mother's day celebration because wanda is what??? Mother.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Wore my earbuds this way and how the fuck did the sound become clearer?
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Apparently, bob's not for everybody.
the fuckassbobbification
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Aww they're so adorable. Little baby murder machines.
Baby Assassins
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Done with season 2 of bluesky!
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Ugh, she's so iconic.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Might finally become a bob girlie by the end of the week.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Another day...
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
It's called fashion. Look it up.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
[20-minute power interruption] My back:
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The perfect visual representation of my constant state. Take from it what you will.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This selfie doesn't do the beauty I saw in the fitting room mirror justice.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Cat.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Just finished season 1 of bluesky.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Someone got bored.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Happy international women's month btw.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I've been thinking. It's why I look tired.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I'm stealing pictures from twitter. Don't tell anybody.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Me when I'm doing my hair in the morning but it doesn't wanna get done.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"You only live once." "You also only die once." Me who dies everyday:
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Judging you.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I'm basically the gay hulk.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
excuse meh
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Not me having such an emotional response to this movie lmao 😭
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
"I have worked tirelessly"
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I knew there was a reason why I gravitate towards Giyu among all the Hashiras.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Fuck. Is this why I'm still alive???
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Christmas break but can't catch a break.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
"From my family to yours..."
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Does this cute little fucked up mustache make me look gay?
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I might have burned another bridge.
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