Reposted by ChamesMurderously Matt @momentarilymatt.bsky.social · 11hBackrooms but it's also that dream where I need to graduate but haven't attended class all year 1185
Reposted by Chames𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I say Okie dokie but nothing is ever Okie dokie. 510240
Reposted by ChamesInspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 19hTrying to explain the concept of trunk or treat to an extraterrestrial and they just vaporize me instantly out of profound pity 35812
Reposted by ChamesRuth Burger @ammtuesday.bsky.social · 14hCan we acknowledge that naps are amazing? 17525
Reposted by ChamesGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Carry out should be cheaper I’m not paying for the atmosphere 69915
Reposted by ChamesFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 13hThis could be us but you refuse to wear that sweater I bought you 26915
Reposted by Chames⚰️👻 L.T. Sarcoph-Vargus, disgraced author 👻⚰️ @ltvargus.bsky.social · 17hsorry I’m late I got stuck in my larval state 07834
Reposted by ChamesLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I would like less memorable things to happen now, please 318056
Reposted by Chames Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 21/11/2024if you’re ever working the graveyard shift at bluesky and need to steal a quick nap, there’s an old couch down in the boiler room you didn’t hear this from me 817251
Reposted by ChamesGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 12hWho does the night shift on here? When do they clock in? 108016
Reposted by Chames Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 24/10/2024when you realize mid-exorcism that you left your to-go box on the table at Chili’s 25318
Reposted by ChamesDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 12hYou know when she shows up shits gonna get nuts 3222
Reposted by Chames𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 14hbeing chased through the mall by the phantom of the sephora 25221
Reposted by ChamesKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13/10/2026And for the lady, nothing that spikes her cortisol 012555
Reposted by ChamesSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Someone asked me what BlueSky was and I told them it’s a bunch of people dealing with their shit by stringing pretty lights around a dumpster 34518159
Reposted by ChamesOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026call us Milli Vanilli the way our lips sync 419948
Reposted by ChamesNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A Vietnamese/Italian fusion restaurant called Phogetaboutit 22444107
Reposted by Chamesash @ashhull.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Whoever keeps saving my skeets we could be living together by now. 512142
Reposted by ChamesBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 16hthat’s wild you don’t have a wand 75429
Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 13hnap so good you wake up and the bears are berenstein again 13718
Reposted by ChamesTiki Moon🌙 @tikimoon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Midnight tater tots is where it’s at. 13711
Reposted by ChamesSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 19hI'm not sure what's going on, but I've never let that stop me before 014080
Reposted by ChamesKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 17hDoing great as long as I don’t think about my past, present or future 713361
Reposted by Chames Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 23/09/2025please rapture this lady in front of me writing a check for groceries 410618
Reposted by Chamessweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19hsaw a squirrel being raptured on my ring camera 613745
Reposted by Chames Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 26/12/2024let’s go do crimes & launder money in the ozarks i don’t even care if it ends badly 1529070
Reposted by ChamesMisery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Beets taste like if potatoes were a fruit 517655
Reposted by ChamesAmbooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I always wanted to rescue Azrael because Gargamel was a terrible cat dad 33410
Reposted by Chamessweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026trying to be more sociable by asking people if this looks infected 58625
Reposted by Chames𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Ask your doctor if posting through it is right for you 🫴🏼 010838
Reposted by ChamesLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I don't take my skates off, Charlie Brown 06326
Reposted by ChamesJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Cloudy with a chance of vanishing into the woods, never to be seen again. 716785
Reposted by ChamesMisery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I have my own hoodies. I’m coming for your hat. 49736
Reposted by ChamesDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 02/01/2026switching your phone off of dark mode is worse than looking at the sun early in the morning 03513
Reposted by ChamesOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026tsp. and Tbsp. are two of the most messed up decisions we’ll ever see 1252479
Reposted by ChamesKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Sorry I dropped you during the trust fall but it was a minor inconvenience to catch you 27942
Reposted by Chamesjustmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026My wedding reception will have a Poptart tower and an open ketamine bar. 0206
Reposted by ChamesMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 11/10/2026When my dog barks at nothing for no reason I know we were meant to be together. 312926
Reposted by ChamesKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Sometimes I forget that people can see me walk away mid-conversation. 819679
Reposted by ChamesGypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Hot girls sleep with one leg out of the blanket 1619543
Reposted by ChamesJenny Wonderblood 🧛🏻♀️ @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Imagine hating me and I’m just over here reorganizing my skull collection 15021
Reposted by Chamessweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026have you tried unplugging it and never plugging it back in again 5453129
Reposted by Chamesandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 11/10/2026Airport gate agent: Enjoy your trip Me: You too! 1218235