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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

I love you. Just not ‘pick up the phone when you call’ love you

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Turns out Groupon is not a sex club.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Sipping my coffee and getting ready for whatever fresh hell awaits me today.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Why don’t these forms ever ask the important questions like what kind of idiot are you

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

I hate when someone posts what they think is a thirst trap, and I'm just like, where dem titties?

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

sad twats in your area need forehead kisses

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Maybe one sock is ghosting the other sock and it’s really none of our business.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Just awkward enough to be interesting

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

time is never wasted so long as i’m wasted with you babe

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Mulva 2.0 @mulva74.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

It's clear that essential oils are not living up to their end of the bargain.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Fuck me like there actually is a tomorrow.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

By jingo I use a lot of obsolete expressions.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Just like my ancestors had daily standoffs with bears and alligators, my pug once again does not want to take his anxiety medicine.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 02/07/2025

Adding lol to the most depressing text ever so my friend knows I'm fine 😎

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

It is more or less secure if I also don't know any of my passwords or PIN codes

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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Send all the coffee.

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crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

i love a girl who smells like a candy store

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

The wedge is the most divisive of all salads.

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

In summer, I drive with my hands at 11 and 1 so the air conditioner vents point directly at my armpits.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Queen, Kid Rock and the Beastie Boys came on the radio one after the other and all of a sudden I was dancing shirtless with a mullet, drinking brass monkey.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

I belong among the wildflowers, not in a meeting that could have been an email.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

It’s hard watching other people doing yard work, but this beer isn’t gonna drink itself.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

*seductively eats a potato chip off the floor of my car*

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

[me flirting] wanna nap and occasionally scratch each other’s backs?

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I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Bluesky has given me the false impression I can reply to work emails only if they are funny and on topic

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

A KitKat fixed me.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

I go to wine tastings and spit it into the air like Triple H

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KaylaScreams @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Felt cute, might ruminate over my intrusive thoughts later.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

There’s a puka shell necklace in my closet that talks to me like the Green Goblin mask

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N🇨🇦 @nsterdzz.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

On second thought, maybe I will go fuck myself🤷🏻‍♀️

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Disney frowns upon people constantly asking if they can finger the princesses on one of their cruises. Also, did you know that they have a jail on Disney cruise ships?

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

If you hold a conch shell up to your ear and listen really closely you’ll hear a hermit crab burrowing into your skull and then start to drive you like a crustacean Remy the Rat.

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I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

The kind of guy that makes things bearable

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 04/06/2025