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KaylaScreams @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

The weed I got today tastes like performative white hippies.

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

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KaylaScreams @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

I just inserted a tampon so huge it should've come with lube if youre wondering how my night is going.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

[gets arrested] Me: [lifts up testicles, crouches, spreads cheeks, coughs] My god this is so demeaning Cop: We didn't ask you to do any of that

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KaylaScreams @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

The heart of Te Fiti is in Alaska. Or, it's a butt🤷‍♀️

Picture of the northern lights that's in the shape of Te Fiti from Moana. It also kind of looks like a butt.

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

*wife seductively ties my hemorrhoid in a knot with her tongue* Marriage: 10/10

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Them: you need to seek professional help. Your friends don't want to be around you, your wife is divorcing you, your kids hate you...its time to take some accountability. Me (a ptarmigan): aweebo ☹️

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

If you ask me a question I dont know the answer to, I'm going to rip out a bunch of my pubes and toss them on the nearest surface to read them like tea leaves. Whatever comes out of my mouth after that is none of my business.

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

*Goth cooking video* Hello! And shame on you for disturbing my brooding! Tonight we're making moonspell moon pies! First step is to coat your cradle of filth with a dash of Lacuna oil... Add your batter until it gives off that Evanescent aroma and turns black as my heart.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

If you have time to read this, you have time to text her.

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KaylaScreams @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Why does the last ten years of country music sound like it's been made by AI?

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Did you guys know that Walmart sells prison wine? They get away with it by labeling it as "strawberries"

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Omfg ew Alt text for context

Trubel McDouble the voidcat reverse splooting after I told her there was already food in her bowl. (Classic manipulation tactic)

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Gave the wife the ol' dicky doo last night. The funny thing is, I can say that and still get laid in the future.

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KaylaScreams @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Hey, so, why can't Pearl Jam just end a song?

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KaylaScreams @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I bet a unicorn leather purse would look dope as hell.

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KaylaScreams @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

I wonder what its like to not be a major inconvenience to the people I love.

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KaylaScreams @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

He's a 10, but he makes the Minecraft munching noises when he goes down on you.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

In my next life I'm coming back as a man with uninteresting posts and millions of followers

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

BREAKING NEWS: Steve is absolutely furious with one of his paws. Nobody knows why.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

It’s the people on this website with no sense of humour who choose to reply to jokes that I’m most grateful for.

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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

They are a 10, but they take social media way too seriously

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

*sets patio furniture on patio* Spiders: i love this for us.

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C 🇨🇦 @coffeeinhand.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

I made a list and checked it twice. go.bsky.app/Ackkeyr

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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Capitalism: oops! All packaging!

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KaylaScreams @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

I wish I could master being alive and relaxed at the same time.

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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

I read the news today oh boy- I need a laugh.

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KaylaScreams @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Him: Why are you like this? Dont you want to feel joy? Me: I dont know who Joy is, but she sounds like a hoe.

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KaylaScreams @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Its crazy that crane flies just fuck and fly around at the same time. Just rubbing it in everyone's faces.

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KaylaScreams @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Its my birthday and none of the Dopamine I asked for has been gifted. Bullshit.

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KaylaScreams @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Shaved my legs for no reason so it would feel like I have my life together.

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FromRightField @fromrightfield.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

A whole lot of people are acting like Santa Claus doesn’t watch the whole year round.

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

in my slag era (tidying slag into neat piles after smelting iron all day for the empire)

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🏴‍☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴‍☠️ @jollyrobber.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Hell yes I'm recycling all my tweets on Bluesky. Why should I come up with new garbage when I already have this garbage?

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

I love how dirty it feels when you accidentally like your own post and quickly undo it, hoping no one saw it

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Stop promising me a loneliness epidemic but never shutting the fuck up

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Mulva 2.0 @mulva74.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Karma uses a chancla.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

jesus’ feet: (walking on Dasani water) this feels weird

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

It took more than 3,000,000,000 years of evolution to make a baboon’s ass look like that.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

*hits blunt* i bet praying mantises aren't even that religious

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 09/06/2025

You can't run from your problems, but you can start a huge fire as a diversion.

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