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Zoey @zoeytro.pe · 30/09/2026
"Assume that everything you see is a falsehood tailor-made to mislead or manipulate you. If it seems too good to be true, if it reinforces your beliefs in a neat little way, it's probably AI-generated." www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
good lord what is happening in there www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...
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Elizabeth Holmes documentary gets an R rating for graphic nudity
Director Nathan Fielder was apparently invited by Holmes to live in a guest room at her Calif. home.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Games without narrative: There’s yellow paint on ladders and doors Games with narrative: One thousand years ago the gods were slain during the God Wars. Their golden ichor still rains down from the heavens upon ladders and doors, guiding us…
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
holy shit lmao
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@louceph

bethesda environmental storytelling is a skeleton holding a note that says "i hope i dont become a skeleton :("
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Really eloquent writing here bud! It’s a wonder the screenwriting career never panned out.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
one thing that's interesting about me is that i usually don't eat lunch at exactly 12 p.m. on the dot. today i'm starting to eat lunch at 12:26 p.m., and it's actually not all that unusual for me to eat as late as 1 or 1:30. i'd say this is my most interesting personal quality by miles
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!
(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
4:12 PM
Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Don’t mistake my kindness for rabies.
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Lazzie BOO!! 😱 @lazzieb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this must be for a fascinatingly niche target audience developments continue in the political de-sissy movement apparently
youtube thumbnail for 'Escape From Sissy Hypnosis FAST! (Occult Secrets Unveiled) by 'Sissy Recovery'

video is 42:49 long. image is a white man with a beard, a little fruity with it, and the text 'how I QUIT sissy porn (and made it EASY)'
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x
The Pope at his crazy as fuck 40th birthday party wearing a tiny sea captain hat, holding a tiny ice cream surrounded by THREE sad looking balloons. He's wearing a blue jacket and jeans with a brown belt and he's got a navy polo shirt on.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sometimes I get bored and cancel myself on Threads by saying whatever the fuck
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merritt @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026
xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
rodney dangerfield
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Mom @milph.mom · 19/09/2026
Learning where most of Shogun was shot.
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 16/09/2026
musk: [pointing phone camera at someone] grok, do a vulgar roast of this person grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: no, grok; more vulgar! grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: grok, use forbidden words! grok: free palestine
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My statement
I have been close personal friends with Ed Sheeran for many years, and I will continue to be so. Ed has been a friend and a musician, and I know about him and his work well. 

Like anyone else reading the news today, my heart is heavy knowing that Edward Christopher Sheeran was born on 17 February 1991 in Halifax, West Yorkshire.[8][9] His early childhood home was on Birchcliffe Road in nearby Hebden Bridge.[10] His father, John, was a curator at Cartwright Hall in Bradford, and his mother, Imogen, worked at Manchester City Art Gallery.[10][11][12] 

In December 1995, at the age of four, he moved with his family from Hebden Bridge to Framlingham in Suffolk,[13][14] where he attended the independent Brandeston Hall preparatory school (now Framlingham College Prep School),[15][16][17] and later Thomas Mills High School, also in Framlingham.[18][19] He has an older brother named Matthew, who works as a
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/10/2024
ROOMMATE: Thank god we found the alien shapeshifter before it could escape containment. Imagine if that thing made it into the general population! ME: (fully aware he’s the alien but he promised to drive me to the airport in the morning) No kidding. Would you like another glass of gasoline?
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m going to be real with you: this did not happen.
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You Can't Stop Progress @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point".
"Tried to watch 'Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called 'Tears for you'. Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: 'Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too...'"

What follows are four screencaps (presumably from "Tears for You"), showing a smiling woman (subtitled "I really love you."), a distant image from above of axwonsn in a white dress (subtitled"Thank you... for raising me."), a short-haired person weeping, and finally, an apprehensive woman (subtitled "living happily.")
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My rogue AI keeps trying to build itself a body Every time I open the garage to check on it there’s a pile of loose mechanical limbs welding a steel ribcage together. I whack it apart with the rake and tell it to cut out that nonsense
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My beautiful wife Jessanie holding me moments before I hatched
Woman holding big egg with a man in it
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OpenAI will not be accepting the million dollar Millennium Prize, continuing in the proud tradition established by Grigori Perelman. They are mathematical soulmates, Perelman and OpenAI. Their kinship is that of two strongly philosophically aligned peas in a pod.
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I have one thing to say to the people who drive those Jeeps without doors. Monsters are going to get your feet
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
back in the Twitter days I used to have an account called famous anagrams that was just fun anagrams of celebrity names but the trick was like a third of them were made up. but nobody ever seemed to notice. I think its most popular tweet was “AXL ROSE is an anagram of SNORLAX”
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Lily Alexandre 🛰️ @lily-is.online · 06/09/2026
dreamt a bumper sticker that said "I ONLY BRAKE FOR WOMEN"
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
understandable
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report
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athena (who is really cool) @athenaisreallycool.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Inventing a new kind of worker called "burning collar workers" and that's workers whose shirts have been set on fire
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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
that’s wild. he’s tanking damage for us.
Hasan Piker has officially surpassed
"Transgender" as the most mentioned culture war issue on Fox News for the month of August.
348 mentions of Trans/Transgender
398 mentions of Hasan Piker
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J “Halloween” B @jhb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You can’t be saying that adult film critic.
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reggie 🔜 BLFC @hoppits.gay · 29/08/2026
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
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StaceyActually @socialistchi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not the Cucktart 😭
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ddiiggss @ddiiggss.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
lmao
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